Saturday, July 12, 2008

My Uterus

Today's Meet Your Adversary

10 comments:

AnnoyedOne said...

FRANCIS Why are you always on about women, Stan?
STAN ... I want to be one.
REG ... What?
STAN I want to be a woman. From now on I want you all to call me Loretta.
REG What!?
STAN It's my right as a man.
JUDITH Why do you want to be Loretta, Stan?
STAN I want to have babies.
REG You want to have babies?!?!?!
STAN It's every man's right to have babies if he wants them.
REG But you can't have babies.
STAN Don't you oppress me.
REG I'm not oppressing you, Stan -- you haven't got a womb. Where's the fetus going to gestate? You going to keep it in a box?

Rodger the Real King of France said...

Perfect!

Anonymous said...

Naw, his wife made him hold it while she went to the john. (Is that a sexist term?)
Tim

Anonymous said...

"Creatures" like the one holding that sign automatically lose their rights to be called a "man" and should be sent immediately to a neuter/spay clinic where they can best be matched to what they really are in life--eunuchs.

Anonymous said...

Just as bad as husbands who hold their wive's purses. Nothing sadder than seeing some guy at the mall and holding his wife's purse while she shops.

Anonymous said...

Or those who've totally surrendered, and are now living with a cat.

Casca

Anonymous said...

He may have pissed off Jesse Jackson.

Dale

Desert Cat said...

Hey now, the cats were my idea.

Anonymous said...

Whatever you've got to tell yourself to make it through the night DC.

Casca

Anonymous said...

Are you guys sure that poster isn't a joke? Reminds me of the Protest Warrior posters. Personally, I think it's hilarious.

It would be better if it showed a woman in a burqua on a leash. "My woman, my business, infidel!"

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