Jackpot

$164,000,000.00 !

Play In these times, you'd prolly have the same answer to "What's the first thing you're going to do with all that money?" Hardoncrab

::burp::

The Year of the B.A.P. (Black American Princess) ?

Detroit City Councilwoman Barbara-Rose Collins  is ... “ ... surprised to learn she must still make her car and mortgage payments? ... celebrating her impending windfall of  US $21,320,000.00, after being informed that she is the sole surviving heir of the late president of the Congo, M. Sese Seko? ... shocked by an unexpectedly wet queef? ” Portrait by Pat Riotic tip

Change

Change

Obama teaches us that changing can leave you with rags full of poop.

Mike

It's this, or Pelosi

We Need all the distraction we can get

The Truth Will Out

Fondling

Today's Tale “ After 20 years of marriage, a couple was lying in bed one evening, when the wife felt her husband begin to touch her in ways he hadn't in quite awhile. It almost tickled as his fingers started at her neck, and then began moving down past the small of her back. He then slid his hand across her shoulders and neck, slowly worked it down over one breast, then the other, stopping just over her lower stomach. He then proceeded to place his hand on her left inner arm, caressed past the side of her breast again, working down her side, passed gently over and then in between her buttock and down her leg to her calf. Then, he proceeded up her inner thigh, stopping just at the uppermost portion of her leg. He continued in the same manner on her right side, then suddenly stopped, rolled over and became silent. As she had become quite aroused by this caressing, she asked in a loving voice, 'That was wonderful. Why did you stop?' 'I found the remote,' he said. ”

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Valentine Poem

Recidivists

Committee on Doubt and Uncertainty A day in the life of House Financial Services.

Barney "Flappy Sphincter" Frank rides again.

Beans and Franks ... Barney Frank, and democrats on the House Financial Services Committee were 95% responsible for the sub-prime mess that killed our, and the world's economy.  When you're democrat (not running against Obama) and get skewered by SNL, it's a sign that your sin is egregious, and too obvious to hide.  Frank, members of the Congressional Black Caucus, and Sen. Dodd escaped censure by their colleagues (duh), but did learn from their mistakes.  Right?  Wrong, donkey ass breath .... “ Anyone trying to understand why the credit mess keeps getting messier needs only to have sat through Wednesday's hearing of the House Financial Services Committee. The eight bank CEOs were mere props. The stars were the politicians, who managed to demand more loans for consumers while simultaneously giving lenders new cause to wonder if they'll ever be repaid. This gathering of the esteemed Committee on Doubt and Uncertainty occurred as markets desperately need less of both. Chairman Barney Frank's hearing was intended to flay the CEOs for not lending enough. It fell flat as political theater because banks have actually increased their lending in recent months. The people who aren't lending more are investors in nonbank financing such as asset-backed securities. [WSJ cont] ” What was that stuff Putin used to turn that Yushchenko guy blue? We need some of that, except more.  Hey, in the good way.

Res ipsa loquitur

Democrats and Security

Oops! Dianne Feinstein Blows OPSEC

Who's he?

Whether they're downright treasonous, like Leaky Leahy, or dumb as soap, like Dianne Feinstein, Democrats privy to state secrets represent a clear and present danger to this country, what's left of it. “ WASHINGTON, D.C. - A senior U.S. lawmaker said Thursday that unmanned CIA Predator aircraft operating in Pakistan are flown from an airbase inside that country, a revelation likely to embarrass the Pakistani government and complicate its counterterrorism collaboration with the United States. The disclosure by Sen. Dianne Feinstein (D-Calif.), the chairwoman of the Senate Intelligence Committee, marked the first time a U.S. official had publicly commented on where the Predator aircraft patrolling Pakistan take off and land. At a hearing, Feinstein expressed surprise at Pakistani opposition to the ongoing campaign of Predator-launched CIA missile strikes against Al Qaeda targets along Pakistan’s northwest border. “As I understand it, these are flown out of a Pakistani base,” she said of the planes. ... Idiot continued ”

Dear Mahmoud

Dear Mahmoud

Obama's Letter to Ahmadinejad

“ Dear Mahmoud, I won! (I just love saying that.) And as promised throughout my historic campaign, I am now reaching out to you Mahmoud, Holocaust denier, funder of terrorism, despotic ruler of Iran. This symbolic gesture of my respect is just the beginning of my grand plan to bolster my rightful place in history. For while Americans have been deliriously celebrating my election as the first African American President of the United States, Arabs the world over are celebrating the election of the first President of the United States descended from Muslims. And to show my gratitude for the vast support of the Muslim world, I very graciously gave my first media interview on Al Arabiya. I finally felt free to discuss my Muslim roots; the rich ancestry of which I am so very proud. So now dear friend, feel free to call me by my Allah given name, Barack Hussein Obama. And while I quite enjoyed the citizens of this great country calling me the Messiah, I am absolutely thrilled that I can bring my middle name out from hiding. (Speaking of coming out of hiding, did you see Qaddafi's brilliant analysis of the Mideast conflict in my favorite publication, the fair and balanced New York Times?) I do hope that all of my fans in the Middle East watched me on Al Arabiya -- I love a big audience. You and I have that in common. The only difference is that I draw my crowds with promises of hope and change and you draw your crowds with promises to nuke Israel. Those little differences in rhetoric are what make the world go round. Yet I digress. As I said in the interview, I look forward to renewing the friendship that America had with the Muslim world as recently as 20 or 30 years ago. Despite the death of our soldiers in the Somalian intervention, the slaughter of Marines sleeping in their barracks in Lebanon, and the seizure of the US Embassy in Tehran (reminder to self: call Jimmy Carter for additional advice on Middle East policy), I am sure that the Muslim people respected America back then. In order to forge a return to this friendship, I promise only carrots going forward. (I'm saving the sticks for those pesky Republicans -- I'll achieve bipartisanship even if I have to beat it out of them.) So Mr. President (from one Supreme Ruler to another), I look forward to meeting you without any preconditions, even if you have requirements prior to a get-together. Notwithstanding your pledge to wipe Israel off the face of the map and ... (American Thinker Continued) ”

Going Mau-Mau here boss

Border's god

Fron E Pluribus Unum, via Linda SOG, who aso brings you Val Kilmer-Ace Democrat (and need I say it? That's right.  Lying Liar).