Wednesday, February 03, 2010

Blind leading the Blind 1-0

 Blind leading the Blind, 1-0
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Boned Jello

Senate Bill  S-6996X - The Fairness in Sports Handicapping Act of 2010 has hit a snag.  The bill is being attached to President Obama's "Everyone Plays for the BCS Championship Act,"  and will make better athletes compete blindfolded.

 Sen. Barbara Boxer has objected to the use of the word handicapping, even though it's used in the context of advantage given to a competitor to equalize chances of winning.  She is demanding that S-6996X be renamed "The Fairness in Sports Differently-Abled Act of 2010."   Sen. Chuck Schumer responded,  "That would make it sound like another bill for crips and retards, which it is not.  It makes no sense. "

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

The guy in blue has raised his blindfold. Must be affirmative action for guys in blue shirts.
Lt. Col. Gen. Tailgunner dick

Anonymous said...

This reminds me of the movie "Harrison Bergeron". If you haven't seen it, go rent it. drummermanrick

Anonymous said...

Must be retards - they have their jockstraps on their heads and number 8 white is wearing volleyball kneepads.

Someone should make them put their helmets back on.

I-RIGHT-I said...

The pentagram on the ball is a nice touch. It must be a UN sponsored league.

Anonymous said...

I see the BCS article was written by John Ritter. I always liked him in Three's Company, although he has done much lately.
oy vey ole'

pdwalker said...

Harrison Bergeron short story

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