Friday, December 03, 2010

Don't let the White Separatists win

Snowman with noose appalls neighbors

Boned Jello
Kootenai County sheriff's deputies told Mark Eliseuson Wednesday that he could be charged with a crime because the 10-foot-tall snowman was holding what appeared to be a noose. Deputies were called by neighbors who were appalled by the pointy-headed snowman with two dark eyes.
The guy is a supposedly a "White separatist," so duh.  We all have our crosses to bear.  As bad as white separatists are, and they're despicable,  this solution is way worse.

Kootenai County sheriff's deputies told Mark Eliseuson Wednesday that he could be charged with a crime because the 10-foot-tall snowman was holding what appeared to be a noose. Deputies were called by neighbors who were appalled by the pointy-headed snowman with two dark eyes.

I don't see a "noose exception" anywhere in the First Amendment, do you? To show that even the most despicable amongst us have some good in them:

At Halloween he passed out bullet casings after he said he ran out of candy.


Boned Jello

10 comments:

root@localhost.localdomain said...

I can't believe someone would call the fuggin police over a stupid snowman. I can't believe the fuggin police would manufacture "No Noose" laws. Wait, I can believe it. The Pussification of America is in full tilt.

JMcD said...

Heck....what's wrong with a bishop snowman holding a rosary?

Huh?...wha?.............

Jon said...

As soon as the free speech rights of the biggest idiots are curtailed ours will eventually be on the chopping block as well (though with the PC crowd around most think that has already happened).

Rodger the Real King of France said...

Yur an a roll JMcD!

Anonymous said...

Would it be illegal if it was tied as a Bimini Twist? Personally I see a fisherman with his hood up in a rainsquawl.

Anonymous said...

You got that right Jon.
I despise Butler's minions, that's in bad taste, but free speech.

TimO said...

Nah, its just Cartman's scary ghost costume from "South Park", or Dan Akroyd from "Coneheads"... yeah, that's the ticket....

Anonymous said...

Yup, housewife with dust hood and rugbeater. 'Course, if she's chasing her kids with a rugbeater, that's child endangerment and...
Lt. Col. Gen. Tailgunner dick

Anonymous said...

I use ropes at work quite often , and if you want to see a room full of big bad steamfitters piss themselves , just tie a noose on the end of a piece of rope . A noose is actually a very useful knot for rigging , but tie one , and you can sure clear a boiler room quick ! : ) smibsid

Anonymous said...

"Hey Frosty. I found one of your snowshoes."

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