Friday, December 03, 2010

Space Aliens and Democrats

Egyptian archaeologist admits
pyramids contain UFO technology


In a shock statement, head of the Cairo University Archeology Department, Dr Ala Shaheen has told an audience that there might be truth to the theory that aliens helped the ancient Egyptians build the oldest of pyramids, the Pyramids of Giza.

On being further questioned by Mr Marek Novak, a delegate from Poland as to whether the pyramid might still contain alien technology or even a UFO with its structure, Dr Shaheen, was vague and replied "I can not confirm or deny this, but there is something inside the pyramid that is "not of this world".

Delegates to the conference on ancient Egyptian architecture were left shocked, however Dr Shaheen has refused to comment further or elaborate on his UFO and alien related statements.


I know what you're saying. "Oh no Rodge, don't tell me you're a birther AND a space alienist too?" Well,  admittedly there's considerally more evidence to support the former, but I'm more than open-minded about the latter. Call it a hobby.  Remember, there are those who believe that Hillary never saw the Rose Law Firm billing records found on her kitchen table.  I'm on much firmer ground,  wouldn't you agree?  
Pyramid Builders?

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

UFO means Unidentified Flying Object, it does not mean space aliens. If it isn't flying, then it is just an unidentified object, it still doesn't mean it is from space aliens.

JMcD said...

I know you're right Roge because it must be, if we just consider beer......which the Egyptians made a lot of.
Are we to believe that some Egyptian soaked and boiled grain in water and let it sour and decided it would be a great drink...or...a race of brilliant aliens came down and among other amazing wisdom, they imparted knowledge of the correct way to brew beer, forever blessing all mankind.
I'm voting for the alien theory.

Rodger the Real King of France said...

You Mister Man will stay after class and clean erasers.

Anonymous said...

Few years back I sat next to a boat captain that serviced the oil rigs off Egypt. He rambled on and on about how inhumanly stupid the average Egyptian was. At one point he said "Goddamit, if those pyramids were not built by Aliens then they are upside down."

Rodger the Real King of France said...

QUOTE OF THE DAY JUST ABOVE

Anonymous said...

Rodge - I've been a legal secretary for more years than I can remember. As such, I can reliably tell you that lawyers are notoriously careless with paper. The story about the Rose Law Firm billing records is totally believable to anyone who has ever worked with the men and women practicing the world's second oldest profession!

Rodger the Real King of France said...

THEY WERE FOUND on a table in her residence after they were subpoenaed, and she'd sworn they had been destroyed.

DougM said...

No, no, no ...
You're missing the bigger picture, here.
Aliens don't look like the ones in checkout-counter rags.
Haven't you seen "Forbidden Planet?" As Dr Morbius pointed out, just look at the Krell doorways to see how aliens were shaped. They looked like, well ... pyramids.

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