Thursday, February 04, 2010

Meadowlark Obama?

 OMG -A job Obama might not stink at!
Tell him to ask for Mr. Ferrari 

Boned Jello

Deep Thoughts

The Boat Launch

Not photochopped by me

Guy's first boat. Wasn't quite sure of the correct procedure for launching a boat off a ramp. Asked his buddies at the union hall.

 "Piece of cake.  Just don't let the trailer get too deep in the water when you're launching it."

Now he's wondering what they meant?  Shoot, he can barely get his trailer into the water!
Merrily swears that's how it happened, and I believe her.

Barry's Sense of Entitlement

 The White House's Illegal Piggy Bank

Boned Jello

TARP: The OMB director is grilled over the misuse of bank bailout funds for purposes other than intended by Congress. This taxpayer money wasn't intended to be the administration's perpetual slush fund.  IBD: The White House's Illegal Piggy Bank

In the video at right, Judge Napalitano on Cavuto explains that the whole damned thing is unconstitutional.  A good listen,

Did I do something wrong officer?

 Guy Totally Loses It!
Trooper Stephen Murray is prolly retired now, and handling customer service calls at Lobster Gram.


Boned Jello
Last night, my kids and I were sitting in the living room and I said to them, 'I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug.'

They got up, unplugged the Computer, and threw out my Bourbon

They are such assholes ..

Unintended Use

 What Google Tells You About Humans

Boned Jello

Clipped from  The Museum of Unintended Use, which is chock full of decorating ideas for the single  man (another unintended use).

The way we used to do it

In Passing

In Passing

I didn't need no stinking Free-O-Meter to tell me this score
For the first time in the history of the Index for Economic Freedom, the United States is no longer in the top category of economically free countries and is even second in the North American region (behind Canada).

Like it or not? Who wouldn’t like a “healthy and functioning” financial system?
According to Obama, the answer is . . . Democrats.

Hitler does iPod   
This parody device is so ubiquitous I'm parroting some of the German lingo.

What Is the First Amendment For?
Only Thomas has the courage of the majority’s declared convictions. Often the most principled of the judges (which doesn’t mean that I always like his principles), he is willing to follow a principle all the way, and so he rebukes his colleagues in the majority for preferring the value of more information to the value the First Amendment mandates — absolutely free speech unburdened by any restriction whatsoever including the restriction of having to sign your name. Thomas has caught his fellow conservatives in a consequentialist moment.

From the Writings of David Horowitz: -The peace left’s core
Horowitz is registered on the National Treasures List.

Great moments in “targeted disabilities”
The federal government is seeking applicants who are mentally ill, mentally retarded or both to work as lawyers in the Justice Department.

Thought From the O Club :Thing From Snowy Mountain
Been thinking about what Fred said earlier this week re: PressTV. "Five out of six news stories are straight, with no propaganda aspect except for the story selection process, so when they throw in the ringer you believe it."

[USA Today uses this device, which was first used by the KGB in Greece]

Matthews and Olbermann Now Openly Fighting Over Obama
 Chris Matthews, Keith Olbermann and Rachel Maddow produced a museum-quality show:
[Aside: Last week's primer on Goldman Sachs ought not be missed by anyone]. 

Two from Weekly Standard
  1. OP poll shows Mark Kirk up 12 points in Illinois Senate race.
  2. Jim Geraghty on Carly Fiorina's amazing web ad with psychadelic sheep.