Tale of Two Tales

The media will have a field day with this...

“ Muslim Man Burned Alive; Wife raped for rejecting Christianity In the latest incident, a Muslim man was set ablaze while his wife raped for refusing to embrace Christianity. It occurred, not in the Taliban heartland, but in a suburb near the capital  Little Rock., and the perpetrators were not the Taliban, but an  influential  Christian  businessman, who was assisted by the police. According to The Arkansa Gazette [1], on March 19, 2010, Christian leaders, also assisted by local police, burned alive a Muslim man for refusing to embrace Christianity, while police officers also raped his wife. This barbaric incident followed an apparent death threat to Allen from his Christian employer, Mo Slidell, an influential businessman and religious leader. Their three children, aged 7 to 12, were reportedly forced to witness the incident of brutality upon their parents. With 80% of his body burned, Allen is fighting for his life in Hospital. ” ... field day,  until they figure out  that I swapped a few words.

The Road to Nuremberg Trials II

common DNA strands

Nerdy looking chicken farmer, and stamp collector Nerdy looking trade school graduate Nerdy looking lawyer with no experience outside of gummint

You can't tell what people will do by their looks, or profession.  That is, unless you possess the ability to watch someone, and then interpolate behavior into his action figure, like me.  In a political movement comprised of despicably leftist partisan thugs, Henry Waxman (along with, possibly, Barney Frank) stands out.  Waxman dreams of running a US version of Buchenwald; I've seen it in my mind's eye.   Just so you know who we're dealing with. Yesterday I posted  AT&T to Book $1 Billion Cost on Health-Care Reform.  Henry Waxman didn't like the implication that Obamacare, the steaming piece of crap he and comrades shoved down a reluctant nation's throat, would cripple the nations industry as was predicted. So ... “ Rep. Henry Waxman, chairman of the House Committee on Energy and Commerce, has summoned some of the nation's top executives to Capitol Hill to defend their assessment that the new national health care reform law will cost their companies hundreds of millions of dollars in health insurance expenses.  Waxman is also demanding that the executives give lawmakers internal company documents related to health care finances -- a move one committee Republicans describes as "an attempt to intimidate and silence opponents of the Democrats' flawed health care reform legislation." [Read the rest at Dennis the Peasant, and seethe] ” H/T SondraK-O

Wal-Mart v, Gummint

Today's ... e-Mailed spam that everyone already received, and which facts might be somewhat skewed, but still good enough for gummint work, and will reinforce a truth that you already were aware of, but obviously not pissed-off enough about to have done something about.  Me included.

“ Wal-mart Versus the Morons  1.  Americans spend $36,000,000 at Wal-Mart Every hour of every day.  2.  This works out to $20,928 profit every minute!  3.  Wal-Mart will sell more from January 1 to St. Patrick's Day (March 17th) than            Target sells all year.   4.  Wal-Mart is bigger than Home Depot + Kroger + Target + Sears + Costco +            K-Mart combined.  5.  Wal-Mart employs 1.6 million people and is the largest private Employer, and             most speak English.   6.  Wal-Mart is the largest company in the history of the World.  7.  Wal-Mart now sells more food than Kroger & Safeway combined, and keep in             mind they did this in only 15 years.  8.  During this same period, 31 supermarket chains sought bankruptcy.  9.  Wal-Mart now sells more food than any other store in the world.  10. Wal-Mart has approx 3,900 stores in the USA of which 1,906 are Super             Centers; this is 1,000 more than it had 5 Years ago.  11. This year 7.2 billion different purchasing experiences will             occur At a Wal-Mart store. (Earth's population is approximately 6.5 Billion.)  12. 90% of all Americans live within 15 miles of a Wal-Mart.              You may think that I am complaining, but I am really laying the ground work for             suggesting that MAYBE we should hire the guys who run Wal-Mart to Fix the economy.  This should be read and understood by all Americans: Democrats, Republicans, EVERYONE!!     To  all 535 voting members of the Legislature,It is now official you are ALL morons:  The U.S. Post Service was established in 1775. You have had 234 years to get it right and it is   BROKE Social Security was established in 1935.  You have had 74 years to get it right and it is BROKE.  Fannie Mae was established in 1938.  You have had 71 years to get it right and it is  BROKE.  War on Poverty started in 1964.  You have had 45 years to get it right;  1$ trillion of our money is confiscated each year and transferred to "the poor". They want MORE.            Medicare and Medicaid were established in 1965.    You have had 44 years to get it right and they are BROKE. Freddie Mac was established in 1970.  You have had 39 years to get it right and it is BROKE.  The Department of Energy was created in 1977 to lessen our dependence on foreign oil. It has ballooned to 16,000 employees with a budget of $24 billion a year and we import more oil than ever before.  You had 32 years to get it right and it is an abysmal FAILURE.  ” Frank&Evvy

Motion for the defense

Today's Tip

Holy crap! I was aiming for a pumpkin. Sorry.

Golden Gophers

Golden Gophers

Nice euphemism, but what if you're not blonde?

Moderating moderation

Lessons Learned “ Nothing annoys certain of my fellow conservative intellectuals more than when I remind them, as on occasion I mischievously do, that the derogatory things they say about Sarah Palin are uncannily similar to what many of their forebears once said about Ronald Reagan.  Norman Podhoretz (In Defense of Sarah Palin ) ”

Unplugged I learned something this past weekend.  After reading Mr. Mamet's writing tips, and studying the style of estimable writers like Mr.  Podhoretz, I think I understand.  For instance, this was how the old me would have opened In Defense of Sarah Palin  “ Nothing annoys the commie assholes in my orbit more than when I tell them that Sarah Palin is a prime example of what made us a great nation, unlike that lying piece of Marxist lickspittle shit, and Kenyan wetback we have to call "Mr. President."  ” We both say the same thing, but while Mr. Podhoretz is esteemed, I'm sitting here in my underpants wondering how I'm going to buy the Winchester Model 94 I need to make me feel good about myself.  Wow. And, it's not like I didn't know the value of moderation in all things, so how did I go wrong?  Oh, that's right.  The Zoloft thing. Fkm.

MiG jets for $5

Like missing out on a Woot $50, 72" Plasma

Science is our friend

Deja Script

1+1+1=ZERO

Somethings Evil This Way  Came

“ 1) Waco, TX.  Adrian MI Seven arrested in FBI raids linked to Christian militia group WXYZ-TV reports that helicopters were spotted in the sky for much of Saturday night, and agents set up checkpoints throughout the area. Witnesses told the station that it was like a small army had descended on the area. The Department of Homeland Security and the Joint Terrorism Task Force are also involved in the raids. One of the Hutaree members called a Michigan militia leader for assistance Saturday after federal agents had already began their raid, Lackomar said, but the militia member -- who is of Islamic decent and had heard about the threats -- declined to offer help. That Michigan militia leader is now working with federal officials to provide information on the Hutaree member for the investigation, Lackomar said Sunday. "They are more of survivalist group and in an emergency they withdraw and stand their ground. They are actively training to be alongside Jesus," he said. Dawud Walid, executive director of the Council on Islamic-American Relations of Michigan, made an announcement Sunday during the group's 10th anniversary banquet about receiving a call from a network journalist about an alleged threat against Muslims. "Don't allow this news to scare you away from practicing your faith," said Walid. 2) Douglas, AZ Illegal Aliens Murder Rancher near AZ border After the brutal murder this weekend of a rancher near the Arizona-Mexico border, former Congressman Tom Tancredo today called on Homeland Security Secretary Janet Napolitano to "reject politics and do the right thing and send the National Guard to the border." Tancredo was visiting the area when the murder occurred. He spoke Saturday afternoon at a Tea Party rally in Sonoita, Arizona, and met on Sunday with a group of local ranchers concerned about deteriorating conditions on the border. "As Governor of Arizona, Napolitano deployed the National Guard to help the Border Patrol do its job. Yesterday's murder of rancher Rob Krentz on his own land 25 miles from the Mexican border makes it clear that that job remains unfinished," said Tancredo. "Three days ago, Napolitano told an audience at Arizona State University that the border is more secure than ever," said Tancredo. "I challenge her --- no I dare her to come to this community and try to sell that lie. The residents here know better." Tancredo pointed out that Obama has halted the construction of new border fencing and halted the increase in Border Patrol manpower begun under Bush. "Now that Obama and Napolitano are talking openly of pushing a new amnesty program, the border invasion has resumed. Mexicans and residents in Guatemala and Honduras read those stories," Tancredo said. "If Congress takes up an amnesty bill, the flood across the border will be unstoppable." Border Patrol spokesmen have confirmed that over the past three months, apprehensions on the Arizona border have jumped over 25% from the same period a year ago after a decline the previous year. The Tucson Sector of the Border Patrol has also confirmed that over 20% of all persons apprehended have prior criminal records in the U.S. The criminal backgrounds of individuals in their country of origin are unknown. 3) USA Frightening Film on U.S. Terrorism Training Camps UNIDENTIFIED MALE: We are establishing training camps. You can reach us. At you know, Quranic open university offices in New York, or in Canada, or in Michigan, or in South Carolina or in Pakistan. Wherever you are, you can reach us. ”