Tuesday, May 11, 2010

WV DONK crook defeated in Primary

West Virginia Rep. Alan Mollohan(D) defeated
  1. House Democrats who voted to continue funding ACORN

Jason Carter

An Andromeda Stain

Boned Jello
The Monster That Won't Die

Carter wins state Senate race

2 pictures

Two Pictures That Intrigue

Magic Bullets too

Strategy of the Headless Chicken

Boned Jello

Picture an Afghan village in a remote valley of the Hindu Kush. A majority of villagers are indifferent towards terrorism aimed at kittens. They support or oppose anti-kitten terrorism depending upon which way the wind is blowing. A minority of villagers favor anti-kitten jihad in principle but feel no immediate need to seek out kittens to destroy. A minority of the minority is adamantly anti-kitten and wishes to create a swath of territory from Spain to Indonesia that is 100% kittenfrei. This group of extreme kitten haters has recently been joined by kitten haters from outside the valley, some of whom are farangi. They’ve brought enough lawyers, guns, and money to shift the indifferent majority towards supporting anti-kitten terrorism.

What to do?

I have read Homer

I was enticed into this yarn by the Magic Bullet diagram, as were many of you who got this far.  The motivational tweet  pushed me along with a false expectation of forthcoming knee-slappery.  I was encouraged, exhilarated truth be known, to know who Kennan of "Kennan Bot" was.  After that, at times, it became somewhat of a chore to follow, having spent much my non-Ivy League education in the pursuit of cheap booze and expensive women, but I persevered with the aid of strategically placed linkage.  Stick with it; "asabiya" will be useful.  Others will breeze right through, like the boorish man who felt it necessary to comment about "cutting the corpus callosum" wtf?  Well, I say to them,  f-f-fuc ..  eat me! Here's  one more excerpt. 
Just as other governmental initiatives have sapped the self-organizing instincts of American communities in favor of reliance on centralized bureaucracy, the American all volunteer professional military of modern times has sapped the instinct for Americans to organize in their own defense. Having professionals as a supplement, as leavening, trainers, and consultants, for citizen defense is necessary. But encouraging a culture of waiting around for the professionals to show up and save the day is profoundly alien to past American experience. It creates two classes, the protectors and the protected, and violates asabiya. A people domesticated by benevolent professionals and deprived of the necessity spur of self-protection will quickly cease to be a self-governing people. Universal service at least in a state militia is a necessary element of American citizenship, as envisioned by the Militia Act of 1792. Every free male citizen was to receive military training from their state: [Entirety]

OMG, I'm the boor.

Court allows religious display

America 5, Commies 4

Kagan and Socialists

Elena Kagan ’81 as an undergraduate

Boned Jello

Kagan’s political beliefs emerged most clearly in an opinion piece she wrote for the ‘Prince’ a few weeks after that 1980 election night, in which she described her disappointment at Holtzman’s loss and her own liberal views. “I absorbed ... liberal principles early,” she said. “More to the point, I have retained them fairly intact to this day.”

In the piece, Kagan also expressed her dissatisfaction with the state of the political left at the time, lamenting the demise of “real Democrats — not the closet Republicans that one sees so often these days” and the success of “anonymous but Moral Majority-backed ... avengers of ‘innocent life’ and the B-1 Bomber, these beneficiaries of a general turn to the right and a profound disorganization on the left.”

She hoped that the future would “be marked by American disillusionment with conservative programs and solutions, and that a new, revitalized, perhaps more leftist left will once again come to the fore.”


Kagan the Federalist

Elena Kagan:
I LOVE the Federalist Society!
I LOVE the Federalist Society!

but ...


I hate the people who belong to it.


Magnificent Maps

Boned Jello
You're Welcome

Ivy Covered Glasses

Ivy Covered Glasses

OldSpook - All 3 women on the SC will be from NYC if Kagan is confirmed.

So I guess its true that Obama hates Southerners. /heh
OldSpook is prolly right, but James Pearson here  [Our obsession with diversity has produced a governing class of monolithic sameness]  goes a step further.  Here's a hint. 

Boned Jello

Tim W's response to the boat ad ..

Tim W's response to the motorcycle ad ..

Lena Horne, 1943

RIP Lena Horne

Scrap Yard

Government Scrap Yard
A Fable

Boned Jello

Once upon a time the government had a vast scrap yard in the middle of a desert. Congress said someone may steal from it at night; so they created a night watchman, GS-4 position and hired a person for the job.

Then Congress said, How does the watchman do his job without instruction?"

So they created a planning position and hired two (2) people, one person to write the instructions, GS-12 and one person to do time studies, GS-11.

Then Congress said, "How will we know the night watchman is doing the tasks correctly?"

So they created a Q. C. position and hired two (2) people, one GS-9 to do the studies and one GS-11 to write the reports.

Then Congress said, "How are these people going to get paid?"

So they created the following positions, a time keeper, GS-09, and a payroll officer, GS-11, and hired two (2) people.

Then Congress said, "Who will be accountable for all of these people?"

So they created an administrative position and hired three (3) people, an Admin. Officer GM-13, Assistant Admin. Officer GS-12, and a Legal Secretary GS-08.

Then Congress said, "We have had this command in operation for one year and we are $18,000 over budget, we must cutback overall cost."

So they laid off the night watchman.


Three of today's posts
have, once again, made it painfully
obvious that we are a nation
irreparably divided.

Civil War only works as a desperate fantasy; it would in fact be a never-ending horror.  The secession by several states, while nowhere proscribed by the founders, suffers a certain stigma after the last attempt was quelled through force of arms.  The natural, intellectually unassailable answer, then, is eviction!  That's right.  Why should we, the loyal partner leave the house (which we built, and have provided the bulk of the maintenance for) because our partner has chosen to violate sacred vows?  Throw them the hell out, and let them do what they want.  But, if they try to vengefully break back in,  or otherwise do us harm, we can shoot them with a clear conscience; even award ourselves medals and create holidays afterward.  Yes, that works.

The Pill & Mother's Day WTF?

CBS's Paen to Mothers Day


Marry Fallin

People recently asked:

Say Rodge, I'm a busy homemaker from Oklahoma, and just don't have time to keep up with my congressional reps.  Should I be voting for Mary Fallin?
Connie L
Connie, wtf do you mean you "don't have time" to pay attention to people that, metaphorically speaking, can cut your brake lines while they're under your hood?  I don't know much about her, but perhaps this summation by Keith Olbermann last night, where he named Rep. Fallin the worst person in America, will help.
Boned Jello

Gubernatorial candidate Rep. Mary Fallin, R-Okla. This woman has done all that she can to stop wasteful spending! Like many Republicans, she has been a human blockade for progressive matters such as the stimulus, health care reform, the 2010 budget, and cap and trade legislation. She is all about reducing the tax burden on all Americans! How better to advise voters of her actions to save taxpayer money, than with a campaign to inform them - at taxpayer expense.
It's obvious that Mary Fallin is over qualified for the job, and would better serve by running for president.

Ass Face has the floor

ass face

The  Invasive Leftist Mindset ....

Seen on the Hitler Channel BB

Nothing I can add.
Cheryl Jones

Bike 4 Sale

Best Ad Ever

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