Tuesday, May 18, 2010

Obama+Arlo Sphincter=*snort*

Laugh? I thougt I'd cry.

Guilty Verdict Handed Down
by the Obama Columbia Jury

Mail fraud, wire fraud, Obstruction of Justice and Sedition were the main charges. I would have found Columbia University not guilty of any charges that involved them knowingly undermining the country. I just do not think they knew back in 1981 that they were taking part in a conspiracy to undermine the Government. Their silence about Obama attending Columbia University during his campaign does not meet that level of conspiracy in my opinion. I do not think that was proven, but they can appeal it if they like - The Conservative Monster.com

Boned Jello

In one of the updates on this trial, it has been reported that a scheduled witness Wayne Allyn Root has withdrawn from his participation at the last minute.  Mr. Root was the Vice Presidential nominee of the Libertarian Party in 2008 and was also in the same graduating class as Obama has claimed to have been in at Columbia University.  He has been quoted in various sources to have no knowledge of any Barrack Obama or Barry Soetoro attending during his years there.  There is also no record in yearbooks of a student by either of these names.  Mr. Root seems to have decided not to testify based on disagreements of some of the subject matter that is scheduled to be brought up at the trial.  In interviews, he has also maintained being proud of his Alma Matre, Columbia University.  It is not known whether this may have also contributed to his decision to withdraw from the proceedings against Columbia. - Examiner
The trial was held in Harlem, and yielded charges by the irascible Pastor Manning that a a CIA "hit" on him failed after nobody would carry it out.    Manning claimed that "Obama worked with the CIA for 4 years (1981-1985) in Pakistan assisting the Mujahadeen fighters during the Soviet-Afghan war," the time period be was supposedly attending Columbia. Bizarre, yes, but so is evertything about a Kenyan's cake-walk into the preisdency.  Giddy-up.

Damn ass ce - glass ceiling!

There, there ...
Boned Jello

Politics Daily: Iowa is one of four states that have never elected a woman to Congress (Mississippi, Delaware and Vermont are the others) and one of only two (along with Mississippi) that have never elected a congresswoman or woman governor. Why is that?

Conlin: "I don't know the answer to that. Certainly I have asked about it for decades and worried about it . . . We've had great candidates for Congress . . . We've had great candidates for governor [like me]. It just doesn't happen.

Just something trivial that caught my eye.  Isn't it possible that those womyn were not as qualified as the men they ran against Roxy?  Is that beyond the realm of all reason?  Sheesh. 

Insider Favors

Por Favor
 Obama relative wins battle to stay in U.S.

It remains a mystery how Aunt Zeituni’s legal team got the immigration judge to reverse himself on deportation, but the White House insists the president had nothing to do with it.

Boned Jello

I think it was a precedent thing.  If they deported Obama's illegal alien Kenyan aunt, they'd have to follow with Barry.

Pet Toys

Illegals sue insrwad of being shot

16 illegals sue Arizona rancher
Claim violation of rights as they crossed his land

Boned Jello

78 of these invaders were apprehended by the U.S. Border Patrol and got a free trip back to Mexico... it was a good night.

    Marajuana stash found and confiscated in Cochise County. Each package is typically brought into the U.S. in a backpack by a drug runner "mule". Photo by unidentified photographer.
An Arizona man who has waged a 10-year campaign to stop a flood of illegal immigrants from crossing his property is being sued by 16 Mexican nationals who accuse him of conspiring to violate their civil rights when he stopped them at gunpoint on his ranch on the U.S.-Mexico border.
If anyone can find out who the plaintiff's lawyers are,  please let us know.  They deserve widespread recognition for their efforts.

Yawn, another Kerry war hero

"I did not lie ...
I may have misspoken"

Democrat Richard Blumenthal

Boned Jello
Connecticut's attorney general - the likely Democratic Party nominee for Senate - lied about serving in Vietnam, it was reported Monday.

Although he portrayed himself as a Vietnam vet for years , Richard Blumenthal - whom Democrats have been counting on to retain the seat held for 30 years by Christopher Dodd - got at least five deferments from 1965 to 1970, according to The New York Times.

With his last deferment in jeopardy, he landed a coveted spot in the Marine Reserve, virtually guaranteeing he would remain stateside.

The brother of the bride whispered to one of the ushers, "I just realized that, except for Sis and my mom, I've banged every girl at this reception."  The usher drolly responded, "Wow, between us we've screwed them all."  

I get the feeling that Democrats, looking at the electorate, use the same line.

Dead Snake

Found in my yard

Cuzzin Ricky