Curmudgeonly & Skeptical presents Boned Jello: Tucson=Austin

Wednesday, February 16, 2011

Tucson=Austin

20110215 23:15

I was too young to remember Ike.

Ah yes. Tucson. As I mentioned before, it's to Arizona what Austin is to Texas, but without the barbeque.

20110216 09:28

Anonymoose

Pappy: A friend is convinced that the town of Sunnydale, California, used in the Buffy the Vampire Slayer TV show, is actually Tucson.

To start with, it is over a Hellmouth and run by Democrats, and is full of witches, brujos, fortune tellers, monsters, Maoists, moonbats, illegal aliens, and l*sbians. And he swears there are Mexican bars there like the one in From Dusk 'Til Dawn, so there are plenty vampires, too.

Even God owns a bar there, called The Meet Rack, and if get God's brand (literally), every time you return thereafter, your first drink is free, for all eternity.

God was actually sued by a drunk hooker, once, and beat her on an episode of The People's Court.

It is also close to Fort Huachuca, which has oodles of Military Intelligence X-Files bulldada on and under it.

What's not to like?

Rodger the Real King of France 2/16/2011 05:07:00 PM 6 Comments

"If the number of Islamic terror attacks continues at the current rate, candlelight vigils will soon be the number-one cause of global warming. "
Argus Hamilton

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Cheesy said...: Lived in Tucson for a while back in the seventies.
It's OK if you like the desert, but be prepared to secure everything you own so it can't 'walk off.' Petty theft seems to be a cottage industry there.; 2/16/11, 5:19 PM
Anonymous said...: Cheesy; the same is true all over Arizona. Whether it's the Indians, the Mexicans, or the pockets of black folks in Phoenix...living within 50 miles of any of those folks means your stuff isn't safe outside.

Lost a childs bicycle, a BBQ (one of those big steel ones) and a bunch of yard equipment.; 2/16/11, 6:29 PM
Anonymous said...: Anon, you need to move the wire in to where you can cover it by fire.

Casca; 2/16/11, 7:23 PM
Anonymous said...: I have a job and the little thieving bastards don't. That's when they strike. :-p; 2/16/11, 8:13 PM
Anonymous said...: One word: boobytraps... wear gloves.

Oh hell, I can give you two weeks of my time. You pay for the ammo, and help with the digging. Pick me up at the airport in two weeks.

Casca; 2/16/11, 8:54 PM
Anonymous said...: My daughter and her husband live in Tucson right now. It is a tough gig, but the are busy building cool toys that go boom at Raytheon.
The have a whole garage full of stuff that I need to get down there and pick up. Says there is enough for us to properly arm the B-52 three times.
Of course my son in law is concerned about Rodgers targets as his mother lives in Olympia, as well my wife works there and my dear friend SondraK and her man JR live there as well.
None of us know anybody that lives in San Francisco though.

Chuck from Tacoma; 2/17/11, 2:59 AM

Wednesday, February 16, 2011

Tucson=Austin

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