Wednesday, October 05, 2011

The perfect wedding present wtf? .....

And then there's this!

du Toit read my mind.  I thought the same thing.

A vibrator... for a wedding present?  Am I the only one creeped out by this concept?
 
Thank God I'm too old for that nonsense.
 
 
Kim


The commercial I saw had the guy giving it to his wife! It's so ... so French.  Like admitting you're not up to it, surrendering, and paying reparations after just a few missions. Sheesh  But, oddly, it may be just the thing for a man who feels too old .... wink wink.

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9 comments:

Jess said...

The only analogy I can think of is giving a cabinet maker a chainsaw for Christmas. Sure, it will get the job done, but the craftsmanship leaves a lot to be desired.

Skoonj said...

Look at all the commercials for reptile failure, like Viagra, Cialis, and so on. All bought by men who admit they are weak dicks. While I understand how some may need or want it, a man admitting he's a weak dick is hard to imagine. But it must be true, and this vibrations commercial is the female acknowledgement that they've married a weak dick.

Anonymous said...

I guess the changeable tips keep her from chipping her teeth? Her husband said 'Here, now buzz off!'?
Tim

Jess said...

Maybe so. A good advertising agency could use the same concept to sell washing machines. A really good advertising agency could sell you the towels to throw the washer out of balance.

Anonymous said...

They're legitimizing the purchase for women too ugly or ill-tempered to find a man willing to climb on top. You guys need to watch more Mad Men.

Casca

Ralph Gizzip said...

"They're legitimizing the purchase for women too ugly or ill-tempered to find a man willing to climb on top."

What, you've never heard of Doggie Style?

molonlabe28 said...

This certainly looks like a nice stocking stuffer since Christmas is right around the corner.

I don't care what adults do with each other, but I don't like the normalization of sex in prime time.

I hope that this is an Internet ad and not a television one, but I suspect it's the latter.

And I guess that Trojan (granted a venerable corporate citizen to which we all owe a deep debt of gratitude) is now the nation's purveyor of sexual equipment and supplies.

I reckon I will have to wait for the Trojan inflatable Lolita (or Jenna Jamison, or whoever else (excluding Cher)).

Anonymous said...

Ralph, I don't know how you do doggie style, but I'm on top.

Casca

Steve in Greensboro said...

As the late Bernard Manning said,

"I got my wife a necklace and a vibrator for her birthday...that way, if she didn't like the necklace, she could go fu*k herself"

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