Wednesday, January 26, 2011


Thunder, Lightning, Snow Here
Continual power outages.
Repent. The End Is Now.
you bastard!

Dennis and the Olive Pit

The Pits

My wife says my hickeys are hideous

Soon to be gerrymandered out of his Ohio House seat,  Rep. Dennis Kucinich shows a group of lawyers the olive pit that attacked him in the House cafeteria.  The winning bidder, Andrew R. Young, from the firm Nurenberg, Paris, Heller & McCarthy,  promised Kucinich a $150,000 judgment, and a Waring blender, while charging just a 30% champerty fee.  A lot of this is hearsay, but Kucinich is such an asshat it's hard to know which part

Man arrested after ejaculating during TSA patdown

Man arrested after ejaculating during -
Yes, during TSA pat-down..

TSA agent gropes man A 47 year old gay man was arrested at San Francisco International Airport after ejaculating while being patted down by a male TSA agent.  Percy Cummings, an interior designer from San Francisco, is being held without bail after the alleged incident, charged with sexually assaulting a Federal agent.

According to Cummings’ partner, Sergio Armani, Cummings has “multiple piercings on his manhood” which were detected during a full body scan.  As a result, Cummings was pulled aside for a pat-down.  Armani stated that the unidentified TSA agent spent “an inordinate amount of time groping” Cummings, who had apparently become sexually aroused.  Cummings, who has a history of sexual dysfunction, ejaculated while the TSA agent’s hand was feeling the piercings.  The TSA agent, according to several witnesses, promptly called for back up.  Cummings was thrown to the ground and handcuffed.

A TSA spokesperson declined to comment on this specifc case, but said that anyone ejaculating during a pat-down would be subject to arrest.

I'll have what he's having
I just read this to MoSup, and her response was, "Why?  Where's the law against ejaculating anyplace you want, as long as you're not exposed?"  To that I add, especially in San Francisco or Berkeley!
Anyway, I would love to be that guy's lawyer.  Not the criminal lawyer who gets him acquitted.  The contingency ambulance chaser who sues TSA for $90 $billion for pain, suffering, and humiliation.  And wins.
Marc Miller

Mo fish

Abercrombie admits: No Birth Certificate

It depends on what you mean by born.

There is no Obama Birth Certificate
I think Evans misspoke when he said Abercrombie "was a friend of Obama's dad."  Even if he is Obama's real father,  Barack Hussein Obama Sr. did not live in Hawaii; did not arrive with Barry's mother and baby Barry from Kenya in 1961, and quite possibly saw him for the first time here, as captured by that  airport picture . I think Abercombie said said he knew Barry's grandfather, who raised him, and was well known by Honolulu's leftist community, of which Abercrombie was likely a part.  If the Governor was to now stipulate that he did in fact mean Barry's father, then there is something very, very sinister going on.  Sinister on top of sinister.

ALSO.  If you were of a mind, you could go back to 1998 and find video of every democrat in the country, and by every democrat, I mean Hillary Clinton and every "journalist;" you could go back and find them saying essentially this:

Well yes, of course.  If it's proved that he lied on his sworn Jone's lawsuit deposition,  about not having a relationship with Monica Lewinsky, he'll have to resign."

So get ready, we know what to expect with the the coming  eligibility discussion.


  The Secret File on J. Edgar Hoover

02.09.1993 (60 min)

For nearly 50 years, FBI director J. Edgar Hoover amassed secret files on America's most prominent figures, files he used to smear and control presidents and politicians. Frontline reveals how Hoover's own secret life left him open to blackmail by the Mafia and offers a startling new explanation why the FBI allowed the mob to operate unchallenged for over two decades.

Some of my best thinking comes in the morning. While I'm showering, and trying to keep my after-sex cigarette lit.   It just happens.  Unrelated brainal data fuses. I know that when Liberals get really upset about something - I mean REALLY upset, it's because they feel threatened with exposure. So, just now, this.  Understand, it flashed by in a billionth of a nanosecond, so it's way distilled.  It will take you several months to check all this stuff in depth, so you are better off just accepting my insight.  Begin, 1950's.
  • Media constantly complaining that Hoover spends all his time on American communists, and none on the real threat, organized crime.
  • Hoover dies.
  • Just inaugurated Clinton fires FBI Director a day before a scheduled raid in Arkansas is scheduled. Installs his own man.
  • Frontline does a 60 minute documentary that uses quotes from an alcoholic octogenarian mob whore, to show that J.Edgar was an active homosexual.  How did she know? He came to a mob Halloween party dressed in drag.  She knew it was him.
  • New stories abound.  Hoover's name never again mentioned without reference to his homosexuality.
  • Claim: Hoover dwelt on persecuting poor innocent communists because he was being black mailed by the Outfit, and had to keep the funds flowing with phony commie plots.
  • For the first time in its history, stories of FBI corruption and spying begin to surface.
  • FBI gives hundreds of files on Republicans to Hillary Clinton.
  • FBI changes interview transcripts taken during Vince Foster investigation.
  • Nobody has faith in the FBI anymore.
Don't worry.  You don't know it, but all this makes sense in your brain. Trust me.


J's 20,22,35
  Recently DefenseTech ran a piece about the Chinese J-20 “stealth” fighter that points out it may be less troublesome than the initial hype suggested. I put “stealth” in scare quotes for just that reason; we have no idea whether this is a legitimate stealth aircraft or just some fancy sheet metal and paint. We have no clue if they have managed to engineer the sensors and electronic systems needed to fly it or to allow it to go up against our frontline birds.

But that really shouldn’t be giving us a warm fuzzy.

Giving Chase

This is more or less a follow-up to my Jan. 6th post The aircraft is comparable to the U.S. F-22 and would be China’s first stealth plane. Some in the comments had similar doubts about China's J-20 program.  Still, I can't get rid of the unsettled feeling I've had since the F-22 was scrapped, and an irrational fear of placing our marbles in the JSF.   Especially in light of the trillions Obama has squandered in the meanwhile.  
The F-22 program has been cancelled and so we have already removed the only true air superiority fighter we designed from the equation. That leaves the F-35 as our frontline fighter and also our biggest weapons procurement program. We will win or lose based on the number and capability of these planes if we are tested. Of course we hope that doesn’t happen, but we have to build the tools we need to win especially to deter someone from trying us if we appear weak.

There are no other programs that can replace the F-35 any time in the next couple of decades. The problem starts when cuts to production start driving up the cost of each aircraft. [J-20 Shows Need for JSF continued]

If I had Bill Gates's money, I'd buy Haiti and build my own Air Force stocked with F-22's and Airborne Laser planes.  I'd hire retiring AF pilots to fly them.  To protect the Republic.

You Bastard!

Chris Matthews Puts Capitol in Cross-Hairs

Wedding Nip

Wedding Fun
Provisionally Rated "G" For Everyone

Okay.  This is an innocent nip-slip, and it is like all accidental nip slips, funny [unless this is your nip]..  Seinfeld did a whole episode about Elaine's nip-slip.  However, I do not want to offend anyone, so if you don't want to view the nip-slip, follow the dotted line to safety without triggering the nip-slip roll over.

You're welcome


Barack Obama's State of the
Union speech in 90 seconds

  Now, listen carefully. I'm a centrist. Promise. Because I'm about to use the phrase... ... ... illegal immigration. Among Democrats, that's a no-no. We like to call illegals undocumented workers. Or, among ourselves, undocumented Democrats. [Biff Spackle]
Boned Jello
 Michelle Obama's guests Rudi and Antinko Bzowski salute President Obama from the cloak room.  Nothing else is known about them.  [Barn Army Photo]
If you missed the festivities, Biff Spackle has it all.
Constitution. Founding Fathers. Blah blah blah. Centrist. Look at my watch. You're mesmerized. You're falling into a deep, deep sleep. Repeat after me: I'm a centrist. Cen... trist.

Union Slugs Out=Graduation UP

 ... a shining example of educational success.

Three years ago, Bruce Randolph School in Denver was rated one of the worst schools in Colorado; located on turf between two rival gangs. But last May, 97% of the seniors received their diploma. ... ‘Thank you, Mrs. Waters, for showing… that we are smart and we can make it.’ - [President Obama in the State of the Union]
but, wait!

Boned Jello

In 2008, the teachers there voted to reject unionization. Prior to that, the school had formed a “autonomy” agreement freeing it from local red tape and union rules.

As the Denver Post reported in May, the school’s transformation began when the principal asked every teacher to reapply. Of 40, only six were re-hired.

“Then the new staff, led by a union member, asked for autonomy from district and union rules — giving the school flexibility with its budget, hiring decisions, time, calendar and incentives,” the Post reported.
via Daily Caller

Muzzy WTF

Fuzzy Muzzi Wuzzent Huzzy Wuz She?