Monday, February 07, 2011

Whoa, I thought it was "Look and 'Feel' a Canadian" A nice looker of course.

People lately are always asking-
"Hey Rodge, I feel like I can't do it anymore.  I don't
want to eat my gun or nothin', but  .. you know. 
Any suggestions?

Look and Feel Canadian
My work here is done here now,  You're welcome.


The Michelle O Collection

The next Jackie-O?   
Have you heard Michelle Obama called the most
First Lady we've had since Jackie Kennedy?
Welcome to Wal Mart Moment at the White House, where each
picture is worth a thousand words, all with a little bit of catty in them...

Nice bra . . ..

Kitty, a friend of MoSup (and me) sent her this Michelle O Haute Wal-Mart Couture collection, many of which I've seen.  Her comments though made them newly delicious.  I posted them HERE.  In a way, the media effort to turn this sow's ear into a silk purse is a fine parody of her husband's Administration.

Well Done

Best Obit Ever

The Greatest Obit Ever - DIBS!
(I had to check my pulse to see if I was still alive)

  Frederic Arthur (Fred) Clark, who had tired of reading obituaries noting other's courageous battles with this or that disease, wanted it known that he lost his battle as a result of an automobile accident on June 18, 2006. True to Fred's personal style, his final hours were spent joking with medical personnel while he whimpered, cussed, begged for narcotics and bargained with God to look over his wife and kids. He loved his family. His heart beat faster when his wife of 37 years Alice Rennie Clark entered the room and saddened a little when she left.

His legacy was the good works performed by his sons, Frederic Arthur Clark III and Andrew Douglas Clark MD, PhD., along with Andy's wife, Sara Morgan Clark. Fred's back straightened and chest puffed out when he heard the Star Spangled Banner and his eyes teared when he heard Amazing Grace. He wouldn't abide self important tight *censored*. Always an interested observer of politics, particularly what the process does to its participants, he was amused by politician's outrage when we lie to them and amazed at what the voters would tolerate. His final wishes were "throw the bums out and don't elect lawyers" (though it seems to make little difference).

During his life he excelled at mediocrity. He loved to hear and tell jokes, especially short ones due to his limited attention span. He had a life long love affair with bacon, butter, cigars and bourbon. You always knew what Fred was thinking much to the dismay of his friend and family. His sons said of Fred, "he was often wrong, but never in doubt". When his family was asked what they remembered about Fred, they fondly recalled how Fred never peed in the shower - on purpose.

He died at MCV Hospital and sadly was deprived of his final wish which was to be run over by a beer truck on the way to the liquor store to buy booze for a double date to include his wife, Rush Limbaugh and Ann Coulter to crash an ACLU cocktail party.

In lieu of flowers, Fred asks that you make a sizable purchase at your local ABC store or Virginia winery (please, nothing French - the *censored*) and get rip roaring drunk at home with someone you love or hope to make love to. Word of caution though, don't go out in public to drink because of the alcohol related laws our elected officials have passed due to their inexplicable terror at the sight of a MADD lobbyist and overwhelming compulsion to meddle in our lives.

No funeral or service is planned. However, a party will be held to celebrate Fred's life. It will be held in Midlothian, Va. Email for more information. Fred's ashes will be fired from his favorite cannon at a private party on the Great Wicomico River where he had a home for 25 years. Additionally, all of Fred's friend (sic) will be asked to gather in a phone booth, to be designated in the future, to have a drink and wonder, "Fred who?"

Published in Richmond Times-Dispatch on July 9, 2006

Tim W
Legacy enhancement: Jimmy Carter ...

Carter's 1979 Brain-Trust

"Legacy enhancement: Jimmy Carter not only lost Iran, he lost Egypt" (I Hate The Media) makes the case that Jummy lost Egypt (Hussein Obama, I think,  deserves some of the credit, Ahem).  Simultaneously I received this e-mail from Marc Miller about LTG Sam Wetzel'sSam Wetzel  "the real story on Iran and General Huyser."

LTG Wetzel has done considerable speehifying on the subject of Jummy, and Islamic terrorism, and this text comes from a speech he made to the Columbus GA. Rotary Club in 2009.  If accurate, it shows Carter as not just passively responsible for the fall of Iran, but a pro-active participant on a level with Khomeini. 
Here is the real story on Iran and General Huyser:
It was General Dutch Huyser, USAF, Deputy USCINCEUR, General Haig's US Deputy, sent by Jimmy Carter in January 1979 into Tehran without telling Haig. They went right around General Haig. At the time I was the Executive to the SACEUR, General Haig at SHAPE HQ in Belgium.
I got word from Iran through EUCOM about it. I then went in to General Haig and said: "Do you know where Dutch Huyser is?" He said "No". I told him Huyser was in Tehran with instructions to tell the military not to take over the country, and to let the Ayatollah Khomeini come back from Paris, France. General Haig was not told by General Jones, CJCS or SECDEF Harold Brown until the day after I informed General Haig. My boss was not pleased to say the least. [Continued]

a cultural microcosm
Reusebal Bagging
  Oregon’s state Senate will be conducting a hearing on Tuesday to determine whether the state should be the first in the union to ban non-reusable shopping bags in all retail outlets. -[Oregon state legislature pushes shopping bag ban at start of 2011 session]
You will not convince me that the 40+ years of environmental religious studies promulgated by liberal educators are not directly involved in our seeming inability to set priorities.  Of all the pressing problems we have, and I assume Oregon has not been magically spared, to make as a priority banning paper shopping bags is, or ought to be. a public outrage.  Instead we get ho-hummary from the peeps.
The proposal has at least a fighting shot of making it into law, according to Patrick Gleason, the director of state affairs for ATR. The Oregon House of Representatives is split evenly between Democrats and Republicans, and the state Senate has a slight Democratic majority.
There you have it.  Like everything else in this rotting culture, this boils down to whether there's enough relative sanity (Republican legislators) to stop the  barbarians (democrats) at the gate.  Sheesh.

Reusebal Bagging
"Thank you for using reusable bags."

One more legal document than Obama has.

Your Honor,
I'm placing this in evidence

So I don't have to go through this with every Obama troll who pops up. Carry on.

National Inquirer- Americas Newspaper

Horry Clap!
Jack LaLanne is dead!

Boned Jello

Reader Chris asked if I'd seen this?  I had not.  I watched Jack LaLanne and his wife peddling his Juicer on QVC  just a few weeks ago. R.I.P. Mr. LaLanne.