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Freeze Kills 80-100% of Mexico's Harvest

Prepare for Food Price Inflation; Freeze Kills 80-100% of Mexico's Harvest News at 11

I think God is sending us a message.  "Use what I gave you and become self sufficient again."

Boehner, Just Another GOP Nancy

Boehner credits Obama for handling of Egypt crisis Way too many Nancys Here Boss

“ House Speaker John Boehner says on NBC's 'Meet the Press' that he thinks the president responded to the 'very difficult situation' in Egypt about as well as possible. Potential GOP presidential candidates believe otherwise. ” Criticism will be wide-spread and quick to come.  When Boner attempts to change his tune, the picture of same-old, same-old will be complete.

A Dirty Bomb Cometh

'A weapon of mass destruction was found in the U.S.': Shock confession of Customs officer

When it inevitably happens, fingers will be pointed everywhere.  Personally, I'll be keeping track of asshats like John Amato when he discovers, inevitably, that his dead loved ones are dead because the detainee - in our custody - accepted getting no dessert rather than squealing out the plan.

Shoe Store Artifact

Shoe Store Artifact

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Kasich acting, not talking, like Reagan

WWRD? Kasich: You strike, you get punished 'Zactly!

“   A day after hundreds of public employees jammed the Statehouse to protest a bill they believe will kill their unions, Gov. John Kasich said he is working on an even-tougher version, one that would punish workers who go on strike. If the Republican-controlled legislature doesn't fashion a collective-bargaining reform bill to his liking, Kasich said yesterday, then he will include language in the coming state budget to enact the changes he wants.  We Coped  Good If you Google for details on the firing of PATCO strikers by Reagan in 1981, you will find, as I did, that most of the accounts are written by the likes of NPR, The Socialist Party, etc.  "The Real Story (Reagan was a lying mfcs);" "The best thing to happen to us (labor)!".  It's why they lose.  Props to Kasich, so far.

Penn. Not Tasered. Not Teased. TAS'd

Penn. Not Tasered. Not Teased. TAS'd

“   Sean Penn was at LAX trying to get on a plane. He didn't want to go through the security line - Don't you know who I am!!!!???? I'm fucking Sean Penn you peasant!!!!! - but the ass-happy TSA people insisted. Guess who won? The TSA people of course. They took Sean over to the "troublesome" passenger area, gave him an extra-saucy patdown  .... [Daily Cabbie, via  I Own The World ”

Naked and Tasered

She was hot, sweaty, slippery and naked. So we tasered her.

Am I the only one who finds a certain, uh,  piquancy here?

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