What? There's not
enough euphemisms
for the V-word? And a V-word coloring book? This, ladies
and gentlemen, may not be the cause of our current corrupted society, but
it is a symptom. A gentleman, or women, will never discuss their
private parts, and certainly not in mixed company. Even when being
examined, by a doctor, hems and haws are expected, and proper (My, uh, you know- is dripping).
(I do it here as an academic exercise)
Any guy who starts telling other guys jokes or tales that contain the
word "vagina," instead of local acceptable argot, will be immediately
hooted out ("ohhhh a va-gi- na").
Most any time a women talks about her vagina in front of a man, it's a
flirt. If she uses the prefearble "my p___y" or " my c__t ," she's
begging you. She will, however, have spent the day romping
about "nude for world peace," or some crap. And she will have
voted for Obama; so at-your-risk. You know I'm right, unless
you're one of them pussies
Note: The above instruction applies
only to chance meetings in elevators
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