Wake up. Time for some morning glory sweetie.

They named it “How to wake up your girlfriend” I would call it “How to die young ” — mary

*snort*  But, I'll admit that in her place I might very well act the same way.

The birds and bees talk

No, don't tell me ... .

A father asked his 10-year old son if he knew about the birds and the bees? The boy burst into tears and replied, "I don't, and I don't want to know!" Confused, dad asked what was wrong? The boy sobbed;     "When I was six, I got the 'There's no Easter Bunny' speech. At seven it was 'There's no Tooth Fairy.'  When I was eight, you hit me with 'There's no Santa Claus.'   If you're going to tell me that adults don't really get laid—   Hell, I'll have nothing left to live for." cuzzin ricky

Father's Day Schmozer's Day

Let's quit pretending, okay? It's not that big a deal and "the day" only reminds us that you don't think it's that big a deal either. Check out the Google numbers to confirm: "Mothers Day," 163 Million; "Fathers Day, 38 Million." Case closed. - Gerard

I dunno, it turns me into an ass, mostly

apotheosizing the friday night toast

“” The horse and the mule live thirty years And nothing know of wines and beers. The goats and sheep at twenty die With never a taste of scotch or rye. The cow drinks water by the ton And at eighteen is mostly done. The dog at sixteen cashes in Without the aid of rum or gin. The cat in milk and water soaks And then in twelve short years it croaks. The sober, modest, bone-dry hen Lays eggs for nogs, then dies at ten. The animals are strictly dry They sinless live and swiftly die.    But sinful, ginful, rum-soaked men Survive for three score years and ten. By apotheosis And lest we neglect the buxom lass When she doth drink we get some ... (anon)

Maddow - Mad Dogs and Democrats

Mad Dogs and Democrats

“” Rachel Maddow went on a tear Thursday, condemning Democrats for forcing Anthony Weiner to resign and warning them that they have damaged themselves "probably for a generation" because of their actions. Maddow has repeatedly decried what she views as a double standard: Weiner was forced out because of his sexts and pictures, but Republicans like David Vitter and John Ensign managed to stay in office even though they broke the law. "Democrats have not only refused to hold Republicans accountable for the double standard, but they have joined with Republicans in piling on with the demands that Anthony Weiner had to resign even as David Vitter stays in the Senate," Maddow said. She then went on a long monologue, listing all the Republicans and Democrats who were not forced out of office even after admitting to more serious ethical violations than Weiner. [Puffington Host Cont.]

At the very core of our national discombobulation,  this very problem  We no longer speak the same language. We don't recognize the same historical records. We don't share the same values, principles, hopes, dreams or morality. People like Maddow  (as proxy for her ilk) are as fervent in their socialist dogma as we in our love of freedom.  After years of agitprop by well placed activists they, and we, are past any possible rapprochement.  There is just a single treatment for a dog with cancer. Tell me how I'm wrong.  Give me another solution. Please.  cuzzin ricky

Compliant

Compliance metaphor for today's gummint

War On The Horizon LOL

Chris writes via E-Mail Libs may think a war isn't coming, but these guys sure do...

“” War on the Horizon Creed Afrikan people are an international racial family who share a common: homeland (Afrika), historical origin, racial makeup, culture, destiny, and a bitter enemy – the white race. We are challenged by our common destiny to eradicate the system of racism white supremacy and its benefactors in order to establish righteous Black Dominion over this planet. We are mandated by our Creator to return to our proper status as rulers of this world.  It is within the full rights and responsibility of every member of the Black world family to see to it that this ultimate goal is achieved so that we may once again restore peace and prosperity to Planet Earth under the divine and just leadership of God’s first people – The Black man, woman, and child of Afrika. May our Black Brothers and Sisters see eternal progress, May our International Friends reap the benefits of refined Black leadership and, May all of our global enemies perish by means of our Black swords.   War on the Horizon We’ll See You on the Battlefield! The  War on the Horizon website decor is early New Orleans whorehouse.  It  spouts Afro-centric dogma popularized by Ivy League professors Leonard Jeffries (Columbia) and Cornell West (Princeton) in the late 80's, and continuing through today. In some respects War on the Horizon is like this blog.  People angry about WTF is happening to their culture.  Except their culture is largely created from whole cloth, and they're too ignorant/stupid to know the whence of their anger. The Effeminization of the Black Male had its roots in the matriarchal black culture created by LBJ's Great Society.  Entitlement programs, free rent, free food and free money,  enticed black teen-aged girls to get knocked up in order to escape mommy and daddy's thumb.  Those  entitlements were largely contingent upon there being no male presence in the household.  If social workers found a man in the house, snip-snip. So guess who was made obsolete? I'll warrant that  not one man in this group ever voted any but the Democrat of Communist party ticket. Blah - Blah - Helter Skelter - Blah Howard Stern interviews Cornell West (played by Billy West).  Like any good parody, and this is one, the truth is there.  You are sitting in their respective classrooms.