Grand Design ...

Live Pool ....

LIBERAL CULTURE    NYC museum limits visitors in bathtub-like artwork

“ NEW YORK (AP) — Naked museum visitors are no longer able to take dips together in a bathtub-like installation at a New York City museum after warnings from health officials. ” $20 says— within 10 years— some elementary school in this country will have live sex demonstrations . Prolly New York or San Francisco (gay sex if the latter).

Let's Offend Everybody! ....

Let's Offend Everybody!

“ Q . What's the Cuban National  Anthem? A.. Row, Row, Row Your Boat. Q . Where does an Irish  family go on vacation? A.. A different bar. I heard it's crappy tea Q . What did the Chinese  couple name their tan, curly-haired baby? A.. Sum Ting Wong . Q . What do you call it  when an Italian has one arm shorter than the  other? A.. A speech impediment. Q . Why aren't there any  Puerto Ricans on Star Trek? A.. Because they're not going to work in the future either. Q . Why do Driver Ed classes in redneck schools use the car  only on Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays? A.. Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the Sex Ed class uses it. Q . What's the difference  between a southern zoo and a northern zoo? A.. The southern zoo has a description of the animal .  along with a recipe. Q . How do you get a sweet  little 80-year-old lady to say the 'F' word? A.. Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell,  'BINGO!' Q . What's the difference  between a northern fairytale and a southern  fairytale??? A.. A northern  fairytale begins, ...'Once upon a time...' A southern fairytale  begins, ... 'Y'all ain't gonna believe this shit.' Q . Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic  team? A.. Because all the  Mexicans who can run, jump, or swim are already in the United  States ”    Frank 'n Evvy

MIB II - A Poll

idyll  MIB II

Comments generated by yesterday's Men In Black post raised within me some vexatious  curiosities.  Fortunately I can create a poll that will shed light on your thoughts about extra terrestrial life, and possible ET influence in who and what we are today.  This poll is funded by  the Chubb Group and your tax dollars.  Thank you. PS- You may leave a comment on the Poll Result page. Is There Alien Life (cosmic, not Messican) There is no alien life, Sheesh! There prolly is NO alien life There prolly IS alien life Yes. It's a mathematical certainty.    pollcode.com free polls  Have aliens visited Earth (cosmic, not San Franciscans)? YES Very Likely Hardly Likely No, Get a life and quit watching the Hitler Channels    pollcode.com free polls  If it's proved that ET actually "modeled" Earth, I would .. Lose my religious beliefs See no conflict with my religious beliefs As an atheist, it would change nothing As an atheist,it would cause me to reconsider the existence of a supreme being. Collect a $50 bar bet    pollcode.com free polls         Disclosure: Okay, I'm looking for Luddites.

Holder Flees Boulder

Over the Holder Shoulder Boulder Holder dumps new Fast and Furious docs as 11 more congressmen call for his resignation

“ The Fast and Furious scandal is starting to resemble that scene at the beginning of Raiders of the Lost Ark, except the boulder is made up of calls for Eric Holder's resignation and the idol he's clutching is his job. [FULL] So let's finish this thing.  The House can start the boulder rolling by impeaching him, and dare Senate Democrats to vote against conviction.  Sheesh. ” Jim Treacher

Hiney Bubbles .... .

Hiney Bubbles

“ Hiney bubbles (hiney bubbles) In a line (in a line) Make her happy (make her happy) The fish, not so fine (the fish, not so fine) ”

Limbo- Filthy F'n Democrats

Limbaugh: Politico Story An "Unconscionable Racially Charged Attack"

“ Limbaugh compared the rapidly expanding Cain saga to the way media outlets covered the alleged indiscretions of former President Bill Clinton, concluding that the Politico story is a part of a calculated left-wing strategy to marginalize minority conservatives — including Cain and Florida GOP Sen. Marco Rubio, who was subject of a Washington Post story last week about claims that his parents were Cuban exiles. Read more: ” But, Rodge—  I'm turned off when you call them "filthy democrats." - Larry Louno The preferred usage is "filthy f'n democrats" Larry Attack Monkey Media

The Queen Reviews Her Savage Minions..

The Motherland

“ After this ceremony the chief gifted the Queen his iPod.  It contained tapes of all his tribal chants and recipes of food made with green flies. ” Soon as I saw this  original,  I had a vision.