Tuesday, November 01, 2011

Grand Design ...

Live Pool ....

NYC museum limits visitors in bathtub-like artwork

NEW YORK (AP) — Naked museum visitors are no longer able to take dips together in a bathtub-like installation at a New York City museum after warnings from health officials.

$20 says— within 10 years— some elementary school in this country will have live sex demonstrations . Prolly New York or San Francisco (gay sex if the latter).

Let's Offend Everybody! ....


Let's Offend Everybody!

Q . What's the Cuban National  Anthem?
A.. Row, Row, Row Your Boat.

Q . Where does an Irish  family go on vacation?
A.. A different bar.

I heard it's crappy tea
Q . What did the Chinese  couple name their tan, curly-haired baby?
A.. Sum Ting Wong .

Q . What do you call it  when an Italian has one arm shorter than the  other?
A.. A speech impediment.

Q . Why aren't there any  Puerto Ricans on Star Trek?
A.. Because they're not going to work in the future either.

Q . Why do Driver Ed classes in redneck schools use the car  only on Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays?
A.. Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the Sex Ed class uses it.

Q . What's the difference  between a southern zoo and a northern zoo?
A.. The southern zoo has a description of the animal .  along with a recipe.

Q . How do you get a sweet  little 80-year-old lady to say the 'F' word?
A.. Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell,  'BINGO!'

Q . What's the difference  between a northern fairytale and a southern  fairytale???
A.. A northern  fairytale begins, ...'Once upon a time...'
A southern fairytale  begins, ... 'Y'all ain't gonna believe this shit.'

Q . Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic  team?
A.. Because all the  Mexicans who can run, jump, or swim are already in the United  States

   Frank 'n Evvy

MIB II - A Poll




Comments generated by yesterday's Men In Black post raised within me some vexatious  curiosities.  Fortunately I can create a poll that will shed light on your thoughts about extra terrestrial life, and possible ET influence in who and what we are today.  This poll is funded by  the Chubb Group and your tax dollars.  Thank you.

PS- You may leave a comment on the Poll Result page.

Is There Alien Life (cosmic, not Messican)
There is no alien life, Sheesh!
There prolly is NO alien life
There prolly IS alien life
Yes. It's a mathematical certainty.
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Have aliens visited Earth (cosmic, not San Franciscans)?
Very Likely
Hardly Likely
No, Get a life and quit watching the Hitler Channels
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If it's proved that ET actually "modeled" Earth, I would ..
Lose my religious beliefs
See no conflict with my religious beliefs
As an atheist, it would change nothing
As an atheist,it would cause me to reconsider the existence of a supreme being.
Collect a $50 bar bet
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       Disclosure: Okay, I'm looking for Luddites.

Holder Flees Boulder

Over the Holder Shoulder Boulder
Holder dumps new Fast and Furious docs as 11 more congressmen call for his resignation

The Fast and Furious scandal is starting to resemble that scene at the beginning of Raiders of the Lost Ark, except the boulder is made up of calls for Eric Holder's resignation and the idol he's clutching is his job. [FULL]

Over the Holder Shoulder Boulder

So let's finish this thing.  The House can start the boulder rolling by impeaching him, and dare Senate Democrats to vote against conviction.  Sheesh.

Jim Treacher

Hiney Bubbles .... .

Hiney Bubbles


Hiney bubbles (hiney bubbles)
In a line (in a line)
Make her happy (make her happy)
The fish, not so fine (the fish, not so fine)

Limbo- Filthy F'n Democrats

Limbaugh: Politico Story An "Unconscionable Racially Charged Attack"

Limbaugh compared the rapidly expanding Cain saga to the way media outlets covered the alleged indiscretions of former President Bill Clinton, concluding that the Politico story is a part of a calculated left-wing strategy to marginalize minority conservatives — including Cain and Florida GOP Sen. Marco Rubio, who was subject of a Washington Post story last week about claims that his parents were Cuban exiles.

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But, Rodge—  I'm turned off when you call them "filthy democrats." - Larry Louno

The preferred usage is "filthy f'n democrats" Larry

Democrat Attack Monkey Media
Attack Monkey Media

The Queen Reviews Her Savage Minions..

The Motherland  

After this ceremony the chief gifted the Queen his iPod.  It contained tapes of all his tribal chants and recipes of food made with green flies.

The Queen entertains some savages

Soon as I saw this  original,  I had a vision.