Secret Santa

CHRISTMAS I can't hardly wait. I think it's a composter Thanks guys!

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Yay YURO ....

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Mike Kelly's Righteous Rant

Mike Kelly's Righteous Rant Statement During Education and Workforce Committee Markup

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Standing Stupid- Nydia Velazquez .....

Today's Dem Dummy Rep. Nydia Velazquez

“ New York Democrat Rep. Nydia Velazquez ” Operation "Fast and Furious" goes by more names than Barry Soetoro (gunwalker, gunrunner, gunbanner), so I doubt even the misses would  recognize ":Fast and Furious" as the plot by Obama and Eric Holder.  The plot to sell guns to Mexican drug rodents that could  later prove the folly of lax gun laws.  But,  the the misses isn't a democrat member of the United States House of Representatives.  Who is expected to know things like the AG  being charged with a criminal act. Or climate change having been totally discredited.  Duh.

Santa Runs out of Prozac ....

CHRISTMAS When Santa Runs Out of Prozac

Dear Santa , I left milk and cookies for you under the tree, and I left carrots for your reindeer outside the back door. Love, Susan Dear Susan, Milk gives me the shits and carrots make the deer fart in my face when riding in the sleigh. You want to do me a favor? Two words, Jack Daniels. Santa                                                       Dear Santa, What do you do the other 364 days of the year? Are you busy making toys? Your friend, Thomas Dear Thomas, All the toys are made by little kids like you in China . Every year I give them a slice of bread as a Christmas bonus. I have a condo in Vegas, where I spend most of my time making low-budget porno films. I unwind by drinking myself silly and squeezing the asses of cocktail waitresses while losing money at the craps table. Santa P.S. Tell your mom she got the part. [More Santa] Ho Ho Mo Hos      cuzzin ricky

Barbara Boxer, 'nuff said, ....

GREEN CRAP Sen. Boxer to climate-change deniers: ‘You are endangering humankind’

Barbara Boxer Clears Her Throat “ “The message I have for climate deniers is this: you are endangering humankind,” Boxer said during a press conference in the Capitol. “It is time for climate deniers to face reality, because the body of evidence is overwhelming and the world’s leading scientists agree.” What can one add anymore when addressing this carbuncled twat?  If anything happens to Patty Murray, Boxer will have exclusive claim to "Dumbest Senator."  The game is over you miserable crone!   In fact, the AGW argument has been so transparently a contrivance of political fascists that anyone who EVER embraced and promoted it, EVER, ought be proscribed from holding any position that demands clear thinking. What's that? Oh my.  I forgot that the two GOP front runners ... joined Boxer ... .  Ahem.  Newt's promise yesterday to make John Bolton Sec/State is awfully, awfully enticing.  But how can we be assured that he is really of sound mind and judgment in other critical areas?  Sigh.  ”

Criminal Video Gamers

Liberal Asshattery RED CROSS FINDS WAR CRIMES

“ Delegates at the 31st International Conference of the Red Cross (ICRC) and Red Crescent raised the concerns over the potential “International Humanitarian Law” violations – which can constitute war crimes - during a workshop in Geneva. Oh my, if you think the Hague is looking for more American war crimes, you'd be right.  Well, not just Americans.  Barn Army's mary confessed to me, "I'm  a war criminal— from my childhood" Six hundred million gamers could be war criminals, Red Cross says “Exactly how video games influence individuals is a hotly debated topic, but for the first time, Movement partners discussed our role and responsibility to take action against violations of IHL in video games,” the Red Cross wrote in its daily bulletin. ” Euros deserve everything that's about to befall them.