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This is WW III, and democratic countries are awash with Soros' Brigadiers

Well, the Germans do know 'Nazi"

The Obumpkin Unplugged (Translated from German) Every joke writes, George Orwell, containing a small revolution. As a presidential candidate Barack Obama in the satirical show "Saturday Night Live" occurred, he was wearing an Obama mask, which he honed to show the original behind it. The joke was himself: as an African-American presidential candidate. No one could have guessed how often it would still torn the mask from his face. And how much would equal his face a mask - closed and unapproachable. For a long time the black president was unusable for the satirist, because the same clinic he hovered over the land. This has changed - the landing was hard. The more the president involved in the intelligence scandal, the more others speak for him. In speech, they can tell him what they think of him, was also on the above picture, the circulating for a few months and millions more widespread. Even easier is how the idea to superimpose four books with the following titles: "Maybe," "Barack Obama", "Misunderstood", "1984". Obama the constitutional lawyer, educated and liberal, is reminded of his own principles and confronted with her betrayal. Nice job restoring the prestige you claimed we lost under Bush, mein Barry.

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P-P-P-P-Pippa

Vous parlez Francais? Oui, un petit Pip-peu! Pippa Middleton chastity belt party “ Accompanied by three of the French capital's most eligible bachelors, the 28-year-old, dressed as a risque French courtier, unleashes her best moves on the dancefloor among a heaving melée of cavorting dwarves, burlesque strippers bursting out of giant cakes and aristocratic French men wearing dog leads. (I think she's wearing an Elton John design) ” I'm a little slow sometime.  Over the years I noticed that the daughters of the rich and famous are always—  what's the word ... dateable,   and quite often stunningly beautiful.  Finally figured out that money get to marry whoever the hell they want,  so duh!

Yay YURO ....

SNARK

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A Jew in Germany (or Berkeley?)

A Jew in Germany

“   I’d been living in Germany for a couple years already. At that time, I had just moved into a small one-bedroom apartment in Leipzig with a shower in the kitchen. The boiler was also broken, so it was a cold shower in the kitchen. My windows looked out onto a concrete wall, an elevated train track, and some graffiti. I cycled my clunky East German bike around town, worked minimally, paid no rent, and lived pretty decadently.    One day when I didn't have much to do, I was milling around the music section at the big-box electronics store. I was looking at some indie band and started chatting with this other guy with great indie taste. He was about to go buy a record; I said I'd heard good things about it. He said, “Write down your address, I'll give you a copy." A few days later there was a stack of CDs at my doorstep. Charming! I texted thanks, and we set up a coffee date. ...  When he asked me where I was from, I told him that I was American and that my father was Israeli [...] ” Alternate title: A Jew in Berkeley

Swedish Night-life

Mema, vhet's pleyeeng oon zee telefeesiun?

I've had the Firefox TV add-on for sometime, but haven't tried it for ages because nothing ever worked.  Been playing with it today and things are cracking good.  Libyan television, for example, has wall-to-wall Daffy walking about wearing his trademark brocaded curtains, with snake charmer music playing in the background. Haitian television is playing news clips from Paris of a bunch of surly looking muslims on a bus?? .  I just switched to Swedish TV's lone offering (channel 10),  expecting to see some nice Swedish meatballs, ahem.  And what did I get?  Yep, The 700 Club. In English. Klikem-zee-offen

Classy Europeans? LOL

Flummoxed him?  It nearly Rectum

“ Here I was, thinking Europeans were meant to be classier than Americans—but have you ever heard of a Rectum Bar outside of Vienna, Austria? ”

I'm sure it's nothing, but ...

nothing to see here, please keep moving

Eurpoe on Obama

President Barack Obama is beginning to look out of his depth   It is lovely to feature in other people's dreams. The problem comes when they wake up.

TFV - "You won't see this article in an American Paper!"

In der park mit Wim und Els

In het park

In het park (In the park) is one in a series of Dutch PSAs in the "De maat-schap-pilj dat ben " (You are the society) series.  This is the only one with subtitles, and I'm assuming they're accurate.  If so, Euros are quite a bit further down the road to perdition than we.  But, we're catching up.

American gun nuts

A study in contrasts

If I was to nominate a best Blog in the Blogoverse, I suppose it would be Rachael Lucas Rachael Lucas.  No missteps.  No wasted words.  Always insightful.  Always entertaining.  Like this ... “ . There are two headlines close to one another on the DailyMail UK web site this morning: Alabama gunman slaughters 9 people including his wife, grandmother and a one-year-old baby and Masked gunman ’still on the run’ after shooting ten students dead in German school massacre Funny how the comments on the Alabama story are like this: ... and .... ”