Thursday, February 16, 2012



a nation of gimps


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Two radio talk show hosts are suspended for saying this about a cracked-out has-been, now dead from a drug overdose celebrity.

The remarks in question, said by KOBYLT on TUESDAY's show and circulated , said of how people in HOUSTON's life likely dealt with the singer's decline, "She's been cracked out for 20 years, and we heard how obnoxious she was these parties, I mean, she's doing handstands, she's babbling like an idiot, running around ... she's a mess ...  She's been doing this for 20 years.... So, how much of a pain in the ass do you think she was?  Can you imagine, you're CLIVE DAVIS, and she has not been -- she has not had her head screwed on right for 20 years?  At some point you’re just sick of it all, and so is everybody else in the industry, all her friends and hangers on, everybody who knew had to deal with her, it’s like, 'ah, Jesus, here comes the crack ho again, what’s she gonna do; Oh, look at that, she’s doing handstands next to the pool. Very good, crack ho, nice.'  After a while, everybody’s exhausted. And then you find out she’s dead. It’s like, 'really ... took this long?'" 

The governor of New Jersey orders his state's flags flown at half-mast for said cracked-out has-been, now dead from a drug overdose  celebrity.

The U.S. Navy names a warship after her.  Oh, I'm sorry,  Different one. The nobody particularly special they named a warship for was a leftist congressman-woman.  She's honored for being shot and wounded by one of her leftist constituents.

You tell me who's farked-up in the society? 

A Fine Mortality Tale

Tails of the Gun

A Mortality Play


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You\'re walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, a dangerous looking man with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, raises the knife, and charges. You are carrying a Glock .40 and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you do?

Liberal Answer:

Well, that\'s not enough information to answer the question! Does the man look poor or oppressed? Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack? Could we run away? What does my wife think? What about the kids? Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand? What does the law say about this situation? Does the Glock have an appropriate safety built into it? Why am I carrying a loaded gun and what kind of message does this send to society and my children? Is it possible he\'d be happy with just killing me? Does he definitely want to kill me or would he just be content to wound me? If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me? This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some friends for a few days to try to come to a conclusion.

Conservative Answer:


Texan's Answer:

click... (sounds of reloading).

Wife: \"Sweetheart, he looks like he\'s still moving, what do you kids think?\"

Son: \"Mom\'s right Dad, I saw it too...\"


Daughter: \"Nice group, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips

      cuzzin ricky

"Rags 'n Pee, Rag's'n Pee ... "

"Shelly had a dream. But no money for birth control."

His mum had warned, "Ian, if you don't tend to your studies, you'll end up the town urine collector, same as your da." (my caption)

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Joe Kennedy III announces run for Barney Frank's seat...

Planned Parenthood DoTheir Goodness

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Proof of Death

Proof Of Death

There is finally conclusive evidence that

Osama bin Laden and Muammar Gaddafi  are dead.

Yesterday, they both registered to vote in Chicago.

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Energizer Bunny Arrested

Energizer  Bunny ARRESTED!!
- Charged with battery


The living hell of a kitchen remodel

bits & pieces                     


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See this?  It's a stripped down kitchen waiting for The Destroyers (whom are now arrived). We're undergoing Do-Over II (the last was 25 years ago) ostensibly to make selling the place easier.  In fact I suspect it's because MoSup hated the cabinets. At any rate, what a royal pain-in-the-ass for the next 10 days (promised).  No access to running water (except the bathroom sink), or oven, or stove top.  This is the third text I've writ for this post, the previous two zapped by turned off circuit breakers. 

A meteor strike would have been a blessing.  Really. We could take the insurance money and move to Bermuda.  Well, no.  When we do overcome inertia and sell;  there begins the  discussions about where we move to?  My choice really is Bermuda.  Or one of those South American countries where all the retired  postal workers move to, and live like kings.   Her choice is someplace within a 20 minute ride to the kids.  The thought of  selling a house in this socialist pisshole, only to stay here, has my sack all shriveled, and teeth itching. Even worse is what comes next, after I post this. Reading the latest news about the Obamacy, and finding  the bastids still doing what they do.  (Versions one and two of this post were much better, and more sanguine).

Obama, the Great

Obama, the Great
You see, to be against a great man like our president is to be a bigot.


Mirror mirror

Our president has never been more than an epigone of a great man.  And the cold glare of history will see Barack Obama for the man he truly is -- and it will not matter what the meaning of "is" is.

"The world will little note, nor long remember" Barack Obama, because contrary to his own opinion, he is the nation's worst president.  He is an arrogant, hyper-partisan, race-baiting, committed socialist -- a man whose deliberate attempts to transform the nation into a banana republic, with pictures of himself on the side of every building, have been thwarted only by his need to win one more election.

I can see Jimmy Carter smiling already, having handily won the battle to be penultimate -- if only by default.

People like the president as a person, saying he's a great guy, a good husband, and a fine father.  Good person or not, he has been disastrous as a president.  And he is the worst kind of disaster: a disaster who thinks himself a huge success -- fourth-best president ever -- and that was him just being modest.
[Obama, the Great]

Great rhythm; hits all the right chords.