Tuesday, May 15, 2012


A salesman is talking to a farmer. Suddenly, this energetic pig rushes out of the barn, squealing happily and snuggling against the farmer. The pig has a wooden leg. Curiosity finally gets to the salesman. He grins and asks:

“Why does this pig have a wooden leg?”

The farmer glares at the salesman and warns:

 “You be careful what you say about this pig. This pig is real special. Let me tell ya, about a month ago we had a fire up to the house. Wife and I were asleep. This pig right here came racing across the field, banged his snout against the window — we heard it, we were saved. That pig saved our lives!” The salesman’s in awe. “Let me tell ya something else. Last week I was out plowing the back forty. The tractor went up an incline, overturned and pinned me to the ground. I couldn’t breathe. This pig … this pig right here dug me out, pulled me out by the collar and gave me mouth-to-mouth resuscitation! That pig saved my life.”

The salesman was thunderstruck. “Yeah, but why does he have a wooden leg?

The farmer snorted and rolled his eyes. “Are you crazy? You get a great pig like this, you don’t wanna eat him all at once!”

Wounded vet has guns confiscated

Men! We're ridin'
into Injin Country
and get my G'damn
guns back !


After being injured on his second tour of duty in Afghanistan, Lt. Augustine Kim spent the night in a D.C. jail for possessing unregistered guns. 

Mr. Kim was transporting his firearms from his parents’ house in New Jersey to South Carolina when he stopped at Walter Reed in Washington for a medical appointment in the summer of 2010.

After being pulled over, handcuffed, arrested, thrown in jail overnight, his guns were confiscated by the city.

In the end, the platoon leader felt forced to plead guilty to a misdemeanor charge, which was later dismissed, but the District still refuses to return to him $10,000 worth of firearms and parts. The national guardsman will deploy to Kosovo this summer. The city should return his property before he leaves to serve our nation overseas for the third time. [Full Story]

Beat That Caption! 

Related story: MILLER: D.C.’s mayor holds up gun rights

Michelle's fashi ...omg- fashion advice

“You can be stylish and powerful, too. That's Michelle’s advice.”
-- President Obama telling graduates to temper but preserve their interest in clothing during his commencement address at Barnard College, a women-only college of New York’s Columbia University. [Dem Alarm Grows ]

I know there's a political element here, but its eclipsed by the notion of Michelle offering fashion advice to Barnards of any type.

Lawsuit Aims to End Forced Unionization

Thug Culture                                                                        
  Womens' Lawsuit Aims to End Forced Unionization      

Res Ipsa Loquitur

[...] A little publicized federal court case being heard on [Today] in US District Court in Minneapolis, however, takes the divisive issue away from state lawmakers and propels it to the national level, with the potential to end or embolden what some call compulsory unionization once and for all.

“We wish we didn’t have to be in this position to begin with but since we were put in this position, we do believe that this violates our first amendment rights and we intend to argue that in court,” said Jennifer Parrish, a Rochester provider who’s named in the complaint.

A dozen licensed family home child care providers have challenged the constitutionality of child care unionization.  Specifically, the Minnesota small business owners ...

I feel like were engaged in a  Battle of Midway.    If so— USA! UAS! USA!

Balloons, Who Needs 'em?

Today's Rollover Surprise

Secret Message

Elizabeth Warren's Pow-Wow Cookbook

Warren Says Cousin's Cookbook Proves
She's Native American
Apparently a book entitled Pow Wow Chow: A Collection of Recipes from Families of the Five Civilized Tribes : Cherokee, Chickasaw, Choctaw, Creek and Seminole seals the deal. Elizabeth Warren is Native American.

Because that book was written by her cousin.

Mmmmmm.... Pow Wow Chow. Doesn't that make your mouth water?


And we think that there might even be further evidence that Ms. Warren is Native American.

According to one of the commenters at the Amazon page for this book, many Native Americans "eat wonder bread, velveeta, oscar meyer bologne, twinkies and drink pepsi."  [As If The High Cheekbones Weren't Enough:]

Res Ipsa Loquitur

Obama Sucks song

A Catchy Tune