Monday, August 27, 2012

Cutting back on using the teleprompter, wot?


What an Embarrassment


cuzzin ricky

GLOOMY GUS GOP



GLOOM & DOOM, WOE IS ME GOP



You can read the full transcript here, but I've recorded the most important part (above).  This drives me insane, and by God, Sarah Palin is dead-spot on!

Sarah Palin said history could repeat itself and a third party could be created if Republicans don’t adhere to their principles, Fox News reported.

When asked on Fox News if she would consider creating a third party, the former Alaska governor and 2008 GOP vice presidential nominee said, "If history is an indication it is a possibility. If the Republicans don't remember what the planks in the platform represent . . . That is opportunity to prosper and thrive in the most exceptional nation in the world.”

She added that “we do that through a free market. If the Republicans become like the liberal left and Democrats, I wouldn't be surprised if history didn't repeat itself." 


Spear Fishing Cupid




What I See

Unplugged

Two Movies

   At The Cinema                           




Shall We Dansu & The Next Three Days
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I saw "Departures" about a year ago, and thoroughly enjoyed it, for exactly the reasons you give.

You might enjoy "Shall We Dance ?" ( the 1996 Japanese version, not the Jennifer Lopez abomination ! ), as well as "Densha Otoko" ( Train Man) as well.
Thanks Angie. Watched Shall We Dance? over the weekend, and I loved it.  BTW, did you notice that Masahiro Motoki, the star of Departures is also Mai's dance partner?

We also watched The Next Three Days.  If you haven't seen it—MoSup agrees that it's the most intense, edge-of-your-seat thriller we've seen in ages.  Your thrill may differ.

Something WTF

No Adam's Apple Though




Where's Casca?







Where's Casca?
Where's Casca?

I've been doing this blog for 10 years and 4 months, and my first naked picture comes from casca?  Impertinent too (" salute to a man who will never be king" ) I  think he's the old guy in the middle.


Elvis Sharts?



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Female Togo Terror Wing

              Vajayjay Culture                     

Togo Sex Strike
Women's Group Plans To Withhold Sex In Effort To Unseat President Faure Gnassingbe
 
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The AP breaks new ground wind with this simile (personification?)  describing the Togo chapter of NOW.

LOME, Togo (AP) — The female wing of a civil rights group is urging women in Togo to stage a week-long sex strike to demand the resignation of the country's president.


Chuck Todd - All-Star Derp



Meet The Press

DERP














1000 Words

BIA v Bima



Go 'Skins!
 


Indigenous peoples who crossed the land bridge into America before indigenous peoples crossed a sea bridge from Europe are the newest group upset with Democrat Obamunists. 

Twenty-thousand Islamists and their sympathizers are expected to attend the opening of the Democratic National Convention on August 31 to focus on Islam with Jumah[sic], the Friday prayer, to draw in Muslims to the DNC. The important prayer and two days of events are being coordinated by the Bureau of Indigenous Muslim Affairs (BIMA), a national Muslim non-profit claiming that the event is non-political. Being a part of the actual convention makes it pretty hard to claim that it isn’t a political event.

The initials BIMA quickly caught my attention because I’m keyed in to the Bureau of Indian Affairs (BIA), the agency that my husband works closely with in his capacity as Director of Security for an Indian casino. I was appalled when I went to the BIMA website and saw the words “Indigenous Muslim.” THERE’S NO SUCH THING IN THE UNITED STATES! Imagine my horror when I read their mission statement:  [Obama To Lose Yet Another Huge Voting Bloc?]

Okay, it's cool that Obama is losing more plantation dwellers, but it would sure be nice if they were leaving because they realized how utterly corrupt and wretched  Democrats are, and not over some internecine turf battle. 


Fake Book Reviews


LIARS







It turns out all those fake-sounding
reviews on Amazon.com probably
are as phony as an Obama auto-
biography, or his Twitter following.

The reason: there's a lot of money
 in fake reviews.  Take the case of
Todd Rutherford, for example.

Rutherford used to write press
release for authors hoping to get
professional reviewers to read their
books.

Eventually, Rutherford realized he

could cut out the middleman. So he
started charging money to write reviews. He would charge $99 for one review, $499 for 20 and $999 for 50. He eventually published  (continued)

Parts of this review may be faked.

 



Diabetes




Today's Sermon
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We have a new priest,  from Africa.  In his inaugral sermon yeterday he told this story about Bishop Fulton Sheen, a television icon (in some circles) during the 1950's.

One time, Bishop. Sheen was riding on the subway in New York City late at night when a man (who was obviously drunk) stumbled onto the car and sat right next to Bishop Sheen.  The man started to read a newspaper and leaned over to Bishop Sheen, saying, "Sir, how does one get diabetes?"  Sheen responded, "Oh, a man gets diabetes by drinking too much and paying no attention to his wife and children."  The man nodded his head and continued to read the paper.  Sheen felt bad about so harshly chastising the man and finally asked, "Sir, why did you ask me how a man gets diabetes?"  The man responded, "I was just reading in the paper how the Pope has diabetes."

You had to be there I guess. 


Government's New Toy


World Officially Jumps Shark
No, Really



Everything I could say has already occurred to you.