Thursday, February 14, 2013

Bloomberg's Wonderland

Out of his Bloomberging mind; LOL
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It's not like New Yorkers didn't have fair warning that this guy's megalomania was going into full orbit.  They reelected him, and I hope he pushes a new button every day.  Of course, NY Liberals  are naturally compliant in the hands of (fellow Liberal) authoritarian autocrats, so they might  be experiencing a sexual masochistic thrill from all this.  Bastards.

The Resurrection

The Resurrection

Having a children's Q&A session during Sunday services is a useful teaching tool, but one must be ready for the unexpected.  So when the Baptist minister asked the peanut gallery during Sunday services, "Who can tell me the Res Ipsa Loquitormeaning of "Resurrection?"—just one lad raised his hand, so the clergyman called on him.

"Yes Tommy.  Can you tell us what the Resurrection means?"

Tommy replied, "All I know is that if your resurrection lasts longer than four-hours, you'd better call your doctor."

It was a full 10 minutes before the congregation stopped laughing and services could continue.

Note: Sorry Merrily; I've been telling that all day, but then inadvertently erased your original.  I think I captured the spirit of the thing.

Missouri Demorats- Turn in your guns!

Missouri Democrats Introduce Legislation to Confiscate Firearms – Gives Gun Owners 90 Days to Turn in Weapons

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Missouri Democrats introduced an anti-gun bill which would turn law-abiding firearm owners into criminals. They will have 90 days to turn in their guns if the legislation is passed.

Dana Loesch Radio reported on the new legislation being pushed by Missouri Democrats:

Any person who, prior to the effective date of this law, was legally in possession of an assault weapon or large capacity magazine shall have ninety days from such effective date to do any of the following without being subject to prosecution.

Here’s part of the Democratic proposal in Missouri:

By their definition an assault rifle includes your .22 semi-automatic varmint gun.  Hmmm.  This then begs for an expanded definition of varmint.  If this law should pass, and before it can be overturned, the compliance will be close to a statistical zero.  Democrats then will have cause to monitor your purchases, all of them, looking for ammo buys, etc. By the way, the frog has long since died. Yes, we are at war.

Elton - Eton ... pukeeee

Oh My

Oh God! It's in my brain

Rollover Ghastliness

Blame Tim W

Panicked Biden!

Oh My

Tommy Lee Smith



Lightning only strikes twice

The Humanity                        

Mind Lightning

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We were watching a recorded Inside Edition last night (hey, at least we don't get our news from Comedy Central) about the lightning strikes on the Vatican after Pope Benedict's "abdication" announcement.  What I found interesting is that the first strike occurred earlier, and was not recorded.  An industrious chap then set up his tripod and waited patiently in case there was another—despite the "lightning doesn't strike twice" rule of physics.  It did, and he captured it.  But that's not what I wanted to tell you, and what MoSup wanted me to see. 

As they are wont to do, Inside Edition likes to titillate viewers with similar phenomena, and thus included the iconic "Satan in the smoke" picture from 9-11.

MoSup: "  I just noticed who the looks like."
Me: Who?
She:  Look.
Me:  Clinton
She: YES!

Case closed.

As an aside, and thanks to this  comment

Makes sense… The next Pope will be Peter of Rome and will also be the last according to Malachy.

My memory is validated.  We may indeed be about to experience yet another of planet Earth's starts from scratch.  In 600 million years, or so, some explorer will find the complete set of my blog posts and exclaim, "Awk, I've got a spec of dust in my eye!"