Saturday, September 28, 2013

And the good guys are?


Democrat or Bubonic

Today's Plague Culture

“ Man Posing As Federal Agent Robbing People On South Side
Armed by Obama

And we know he isn't a federal agent because ...?


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Sling Shotted

Hold The Champagne Leroy



Sigh


Site-Meter Pop-up

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Res Ipsa Loquitor

I only see this when I'm using iPad's Apple browser of iPAD Chrome - I forget which.  How about you?

  iri screen cap
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GOING SOON ...




Call a Cab

Something Funny

Sigh

For several months after beginning this blog I posted Something Funny.  A collection of jokes, anecdotes and trivia I found, or readers sent.  They're still out there , being paid for with your donations, so what the hell; here's the collection.

Res Ipsa Loquitor

I only told her to do that and she did not do it.



What I See                          


H-1B workers in line for Obamacare work
IT requirements of the Affordable Care Act are being met under state contracts that allow, in their silence, the use of temporary visa workers
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Res Ipsa Loquitor
This "Chat" will take place, and very soon
[An agent will be with you shortly.]
[You are now chatting with Indrajeet .]
Indrajeet : Welcome to Service Center  My name is Indrajeet. How may I assist you today?

NOTE: For security reasons, PLEASE DO NOT send credit card information via chat UNLESS ASKED.

Indrajeet : If I understand you correctly you are facing issues in making the new affordable health care work.
Indrajeet : Am I correct?
Pam Dobbertin : Huh?  Is this verizon?  I'm trying to drop everting but basic internet.
Indrajeet : Okay
Indrajeet : Do not worry I will certainly try my best to help you out.
Indrajeet : But first I notice that you have not enrolled in affordable health care.
Indrajeet : Am I correct?
Pam Dobbertin : Is this verizon?
Indrajeet : Before that can you please confirm me that you live at 4120 Tripp ave in Chicago Illinois?
Pam Dobbertin : Yes.
Indrajeet : Very good.
Indrajeet :  If you are chatting from the same system, the best and fastest way to pull up your health maintenance file  information would be by pressing the (Ctrl+Alt+S+666) keys at the same time.
Pam Dobbertin : I would like to speak to your supervisot
Indrajeet : Thank you.
Indrajeet : Can you please confirm me with your email?
Pam Dobbertin : mollysmom@verizon.net.
Indrajeet : Thanks.
Indrajeet : To resolve the issue we will perform certain steps
Indrajeet : Can you confirm that your VISA card number is 8125 7200 1616 5042?
Pam Dobbertin : I will only speak with you supervisor or I will end this chat.
Indrajeet :  Please wait.
[An agent will be with you shortly.]
[You are now chatting with Raheela.]
Raheela : Welcome to Compliance Center   My name is Raheela. How may I assist you today?
Pam Dobbertin : I wan to dump everything but basic cable and internet.
Raheela :  Very good.
Raheela :  But first we will enroll you in affordable health care. 
Raheela :  I will go ahead and process that for you now.
Raheela :  Your credit card information for VISA 8125 7200 1616 5042 shows you only have $1200 left on your credit limit.
Pam Dobbertin WHI THE HELL IS THIS? IS THIS VERIZON? 
Raheela : This is  IRS Compliance Bureau. .How will you make up for the shortfall in your in VISA 8125 7200 1616 5042 for first month enrollment? 
Raheela : Hello?
Raheela : Do not disconnect. 
Raheela  Very well.  An associate will be visiting you shortly at 4120 Tripp ave in Chicago Illinois.

[Chat Ended]



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