Saturday, September 28, 2013

And the good guys are?

Democrat or Bubonic

Today's Plague Culture

Man Posing As Federal Agent Robbing People On South Side
Armed by Obama

And we know he isn't a federal agent because ...?

Sling Shotted

Hold The Champagne Leroy


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Res Ipsa Loquitor

I only see this when I'm using iPad's Apple browser of iPAD Chrome - I forget which.  How about you?

  iri screen cap


Call a Cab

Something Funny


For several months after beginning this blog I posted Something Funny.  A collection of jokes, anecdotes and trivia I found, or readers sent.  They're still out there , being paid for with your donations, so what the hell; here's the collection.

Res Ipsa Loquitor

I only told her to do that and she did not do it.

What I See                          

H-1B workers in line for Obamacare work
IT requirements of the Affordable Care Act are being met under state contracts that allow, in their silence, the use of temporary visa workers

Res Ipsa Loquitor
This "Chat" will take place, and very soon
[An agent will be with you shortly.]
[You are now chatting with Indrajeet .]
Indrajeet : Welcome to Service Center  My name is Indrajeet. How may I assist you today?

NOTE: For security reasons, PLEASE DO NOT send credit card information via chat UNLESS ASKED.

Indrajeet : If I understand you correctly you are facing issues in making the new affordable health care work.
Indrajeet : Am I correct?
Pam Dobbertin : Huh?  Is this verizon?  I'm trying to drop everting but basic internet.
Indrajeet : Okay
Indrajeet : Do not worry I will certainly try my best to help you out.
Indrajeet : But first I notice that you have not enrolled in affordable health care.
Indrajeet : Am I correct?
Pam Dobbertin : Is this verizon?
Indrajeet : Before that can you please confirm me that you live at 4120 Tripp ave in Chicago Illinois?
Pam Dobbertin : Yes.
Indrajeet : Very good.
Indrajeet :  If you are chatting from the same system, the best and fastest way to pull up your health maintenance file  information would be by pressing the (Ctrl+Alt+S+666) keys at the same time.
Pam Dobbertin : I would like to speak to your supervisot
Indrajeet : Thank you.
Indrajeet : Can you please confirm me with your email?
Pam Dobbertin :
Indrajeet : Thanks.
Indrajeet : To resolve the issue we will perform certain steps
Indrajeet : Can you confirm that your VISA card number is 8125 7200 1616 5042?
Pam Dobbertin : I will only speak with you supervisor or I will end this chat.
Indrajeet :  Please wait.
[An agent will be with you shortly.]
[You are now chatting with Raheela.]
Raheela : Welcome to Compliance Center   My name is Raheela. How may I assist you today?
Pam Dobbertin : I wan to dump everything but basic cable and internet.
Raheela :  Very good.
Raheela :  But first we will enroll you in affordable health care. 
Raheela :  I will go ahead and process that for you now.
Raheela :  Your credit card information for VISA 8125 7200 1616 5042 shows you only have $1200 left on your credit limit.
Raheela : This is  IRS Compliance Bureau. .How will you make up for the shortfall in your in VISA 8125 7200 1616 5042 for first month enrollment? 
Raheela : Hello?
Raheela : Do not disconnect. 
Raheela  Very well.  An associate will be visiting you shortly at 4120 Tripp ave in Chicago Illinois.

[Chat Ended]