Friday, July 11, 2014

Dale Earnhardt

  Jeff Gordon announcement
Mooresville, NCJeff Gordon announced today that he was firing his entire pit crew.
 
This announcement followed Gordon's decision to take advantage of President Obama's stimulus scheme for employing Black Harlem teenagers.

The decision to hire them was brought about by a recent documentary on how welfare-drawing black street gangs from Harlem were able to remove a set of wheels in less than 6 seconds without proper equipment, whereas Gordon's existing crew could only do it in 8 seconds with thousands of dollars' worth of high tech equipment. It was thought to be politically correct and a bold move by Gordon's management team, as most races are won or lost in the pits.


UPDATE  Gordon, however, got more than he bargained for. At the crew's first practice session, not only was the inexperienced black crew able to change all 4 wheels in under 6 seconds, but within
9 seconds they had repainted it, altered the VIN number, and sold the car to Dale Earnhardt, Jr., for 10 cases of Bud, a bag of weed, and some photos of Jeff Gordon's wife in the shower.


cuzzin ricky

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Another thing The Ayatollah Obama can be proud of by his "sons".

Scottiebill

Vonster said...

They forgot about putting the big wheels on it.

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