Jeff Gordon announcement
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Mooresville, NCJeff Gordon announced today that he
was firing his entire pit crew.
This announcement followed
Gordon's decision to take advantage of President Obama's stimulus
scheme for employing Black Harlem teenagers.
The decision to hire them
was
brought about by a recent documentary on how welfare-drawing black
street gangs
from Harlem were able to remove a set of wheels in less than 6 seconds
without proper equipment, whereas Gordon's existing crew could only do
it in 8 seconds with thousands of dollars' worth of high tech
equipment. It was thought to be politically correct and a bold move by
Gordon's management team, as most races are won or lost in the pits.
UPDATE Gordon, however, got more than he
bargained for. At the crew's first practice session, not only was the
inexperienced black crew able to change all 4 wheels in under 6
seconds, but within
9 seconds they had repainted it, altered the VIN number, and sold the car to Dale Earnhardt, Jr., for 10 cases of Bud, a bag of weed, and some photos of Jeff Gordon's wife in the shower. cuzzin ricky |
scream-of-consciousness; "If you're trying to change minds and influence people it's probably not a good idea to say that virtually all elected Democrats are liars, but what the hell."
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Another thing The Ayatollah Obama can be proud of by his "sons".
Scottiebill - 7/12/14, 11:43 AM
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They forgot about putting the big wheels on it.
- 7/14/14, 10:03 AM
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