Wednesday, March 23, 2016

Gimme a Double

A girl walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a double entendre, so he gave it to her.


DougM said...

• She used her swizzle stick.
• A gentleman pushed-in her stool.
• Then the waitress came.
• Guys bought her drinks, so when she asked, "How much?", the bartender said, "Just the tip."
Okay, I'm done.

Anonymous said...

A Naval Aircrewman walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman.

He gives her a quick glance then casually looks at his new watch for a moment. The woman notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?"

No,” he replies, “I just got this state-of-the-art watch, and I was just testing it.”

The intrigued woman says, “A state-of-the-art watch? What’s so special about it?”

The Aircrewman says, “It uses alpha waves to communicate with me telepathically.”

The lady says, “What’s it telling you now?”

Well, it says you’re not wearing any panties.”

The woman giggles and replies, “Well it must be broken because I am wearing panties!”

The Aircrewman smirks, taps his watch and says, “Damn thing’s an hour fast.”


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