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            Tuesday, May 31, 2016


"Man Steals Clock, Faces Time" 

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            Man Steals Clock Posted by Rodger the Real King of France | 5/31/2016 09:19:00 AM | PERMALINK Back Link (8) | Send This Post | HOME
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"The MSM Rule of Inverse Electoral Correlation:
The closer the presidential race gets, the louder the MSM declares that it’s over. And all this comes even as Clinton has had a terrible week—arguably her worst week ever, as the billowing smoke of financial scandal clouds herself and her family."


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For so many of these one liners you post, I hear Steven Wright delivering them. That's a good thing.
 
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Juice, Wright or Youngman both probably said it.
 
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I've taken to shaving just one leg. That way when I'm in bed it feels like I'm sleeping with a woman.

I was stunned when I discovered the local cops now carry Tasers.

Last night my two friends and I ordered a cheese platter to share; we had a fromage a trois.

I saw an ad for a "Pirate GPS". It tells you exactly where you Arr.
 
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For stealing a calendar I got 12 months.
Luigi
 
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now we're in a proper groove!
 
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And here's one for all the clairvoyants amongst us:

Sir H the Comet
 
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Luigi, did you get 12 months in Leavenworth? You coulda got 11 months in Twelveworth!

Q. Where's the best place to weigh a pie?
A. Somewhere over the rainbow!


 
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The short fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium, at large.

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

The butcher backed into the meat grinder and got a little behind in his work.

Tim
 
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