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            Tuesday, May 31, 2016

"Man Steals Clock, Faces Time" 


            Man Steals Clock Posted by Rodger the Real King of France | 5/31/2016 09:19:00 AM | PERMALINK Back Link (8) | Send This Post | HOME


Writing in Righteous Indignation, Breitbart noted that, “the left doesn’t win its battles in debate. It doesn’t have to. In the 21st century, media is everything. The left wins because it controls the narrative. The narrative is controlled by the media. The left is the media and narrative is everything.”
For so many of these one liners you post, I hear Steven Wright delivering them. That's a good thing.
Juice, Wright or Youngman both probably said it.
I've taken to shaving just one leg. That way when I'm in bed it feels like I'm sleeping with a woman.

I was stunned when I discovered the local cops now carry Tasers.

Last night my two friends and I ordered a cheese platter to share; we had a fromage a trois.

I saw an ad for a "Pirate GPS". It tells you exactly where you Arr.
For stealing a calendar I got 12 months.
now we're in a proper groove!
And here's one for all the clairvoyants amongst us:

Sir H the Comet
Luigi, did you get 12 months in Leavenworth? You coulda got 11 months in Twelveworth!

Q. Where's the best place to weigh a pie?
A. Somewhere over the rainbow!

The short fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium, at large.

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

The butcher backed into the meat grinder and got a little behind in his work.

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