Tuesday, May 31, 2016

Man Steals Clock

"Man Steals Clock, Faces Time" 


Juice said...

For so many of these one liners you post, I hear Steven Wright delivering them. That's a good thing.

Anonymous said...

Juice, Wright or Youngman both probably said it.

Anonymous said...

I've taken to shaving just one leg. That way when I'm in bed it feels like I'm sleeping with a woman.

I was stunned when I discovered the local cops now carry Tasers.

Last night my two friends and I ordered a cheese platter to share; we had a fromage a trois.

I saw an ad for a "Pirate GPS". It tells you exactly where you Arr.

Anonymous said...

For stealing a calendar I got 12 months.

Rodger the Real King of France said...

now we're in a proper groove!

Anonymous said...

And here's one for all the clairvoyants amongst us:

Sir H the Comet

Anonymous said...

Luigi, did you get 12 months in Leavenworth? You coulda got 11 months in Twelveworth!

Q. Where's the best place to weigh a pie?
A. Somewhere over the rainbow!

Anonymous said...

The short fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium, at large.

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

The butcher backed into the meat grinder and got a little behind in his work.


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