"If you're trying to change minds and influence people it's probably not a good idea to say that virtually all elected Democrats are liars, but what the hell."
"If the number of Islamic terror attacks continues at the current rate, candlelight vigils will soon be the number-one cause of global warming. "
The job's not finished till the paperwork's done......
Realizing he's stuck, Bill wonders if his first date with Sharon will end in disaster.
Burned the furniture to get through a hard winter. Pickle buckets come in handy.
• NYT reporter races to meet deadline• Fred regrets attending a TP-less nudist camp• Management at the saxophone factory have a sense of humor• Thomas Crapper decides to recommend privacy walls with his new flush toilets• The original think tank• Sam remembered to bring the crossword puzzle but not the pencil• What Bill did know was that he didn't want to go blind• Bruce practices for after the sex-change operation• Al thinks the TSA is getting downright fussy• It's days like this when George thinks he should learn to readetc.
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