Showing posts with label 'Splain This Lucy. Show all posts
Showing posts with label 'Splain This Lucy. Show all posts

Thursday, August 30, 2018

'Splain This Lucy










"Maybe"
BALTIMORE, MD (Breitbart) – Two MS-13 gang members that are in the country illegally and are wanted fugitives for various murders in the U.S. were recently caught hiding in Maryland.




Federal authorities arrested Misael “Temblor” Zambrano Gonzalez in southeast Baltimore after a brief foot chase in a residential area. The man is wanted on two separate murder warrants in two states.

According to information released by the U.S. Marshals Service, Zambrano is wanted for the 2016 murder of a 16-year-old male teen in Houston, Texas. Zambrano fled to Maryland where he reportedly carried out another homicide in 2017. Zambrano is also a suspect in the July 30 murder of 35-year-old Wilson Hernandez in Indianapolis. According to the Tennessean, Zambrano and Hernandez got into a heated argument over a woman that escalated to the point where Zambrano stabbed the victim eight times in the back. Shortly after, Zambrano was reportedly able to escape authorities by jumping from a balcony.

Deputy U.S. Marshals and local authorities also tracked down and arrested Milton A. Portillo Rodriguez, an MS-13 member from El Salvador who is wanted for his alleged role in another murder in Anne Arundel County, Maryland.
[BLAH BLAH BLAH]
Every day brings more news, so bizarre, that I can't really process it.  Look at these guys. The full face MS-13 cooga-mooga tats  are immediate evidence that they are stone killers.  How in the hell can any of them evade police for anything?  I'm not categorically saying they should be shot on sight, but, as Louie CK might put it ... "Maybe ..."

Friday, December 23, 2016

'Splain This Lucy




UNHINGED           





Ron Metzger

Friday, August 28, 2015

Batteries Not Included?






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Batteries Not Included
Asking her to take the plunge?

Friday, July 03, 2015

A girl in dis dress



Is there a story here?  Of course there is.

Thursday, April 16, 2015

The Wages of Cuckolding?





Wednesday, January 14, 2015

Barry's First Date

Home Schooling Run Amok?

Monday, December 15, 2014

5 Guys?



Yikes, I only got half of them!






Tuesday, March 11, 2014

Handing Over the Keys?


C

Sunday, January 12, 2014

Poltergistal Stuff



So we're standing, talking, in the kitchen just now,  and 7 overhead lights go off.  Lights on the other circuit remain on.  WTF?  I walk  five feet and flip the switch, and the lights are back on.  How did the switch get turned off?  I was standing five feet away; it was in plain site. I want some 'splaining.

Thursday, October 31, 2013

So this guy was sitting on a pole ...




As seen

Wednesday, September 04, 2013

Is Mohammed God? Or Prophet?






Res Ipsa Loquitor

 
For no apparent reason I awoke trying to reason on Mahometanism; specifically this.  Mahometanist's  reaction to portrayal of Muhammad's image, like the Danish  cartoonist who had a jihad called against him.  Here's the quandary. 

"You shall not make for yourself a graven image, or any likeness of anything that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth; you shall not bow down to them or serve them; for I the LORD your God am a jealous God ... First Commandment

Although that prohibition against Muhammad imagery is a recent one, appearing nowhere in the Koran, it's basis is God's instruction to Moses about graven images in the First Commandment.  But wait!  Mohammed is the "Prophet Mohammed," right.  It seems to me, then,  that by applying the graven image  proscription to him, Muslims are elevating him to God status.  Right?  And when Muslims prostrate themselves to say daily prayers, where do they face?  Not toward the heavens, or Mount Sinai (where the commandments were handed down, but facing Mecca—Muhammed's birthplace.  That is Jihad fodder.


"Well, Jane, it just goes to show you, it's always something--if it ain't one thing, it's another."

All this illustrates my fear about the spread of Muslim culture in our country.  Anybody can be an Imam.  In the Middle East he's often the guy in town who can read the Koran, or pretend that he can.  I alluded to the Danish cartoon jihad, which was sparked my an Imam Ahmed Akkari.  People died.

During the cartoon crisis Ahmed Akkari acted as a preacher and spokesman for the Islamic Society, inciting hatred and struggle against Denmark and freedom of expression, but today he has basically changed attitude and broken with his former comrades.  [Islam versus Europe]  Res Ipsa Loquitor
  
"Never mind."

Saturday, June 01, 2013

Magic Stairs Explained by Cliff Obama



Magic Chairs
"This is pretty difficulty for most folks to understand.  Let me break it down into its fractal symbiosis,  so to
 speak.  When you think you're walking up the stairs, you are in fact digitalizing what you've done before when confronting upsteps.  But are you?  Psycho numismatics who've studied rats note than when they're in one of those— in one of those, what do you call it?  That wheel that you walk inside of ? .. you know ..... "Barack Obama

Res Ipsa Loquitor

There are no video tricks going on here.  These stairs baffle
everyone  who walks on them.  Anybody know what's going on here?


 Ron Metz-a-Stein 

Monday, January 14, 2013

shopping at Loehmann's?



Res Ipsa Loquitor

I can't figure this out.  It was originally titled "shoplifter," but I don't see it.  Looks more like she switched laundry detergent,  which caused such bad itching she had to shed the offending clothes.  I speak from unexaggerated experience here.  Or, maybe she's shopping at Loehmann's?

 What do you see? For them what need more nsfw detail ... .



Wednesday, November 28, 2012

Bridal WTF?



Res Ipsa Loquitor

Thursday, September 20, 2012

Perpetual Motion



Discussing perpetual motion machines; or, Sending
engineers and physicists into perpetual paroxysm.




Saturday, May 12, 2012

A Shot in the Ass Mystery



Res Ipsa Loquitur

This happy homecoming picture is driving me crazy.  It first appears that cupid has shot a silver arrow straight into her coccyx.  On closer examination however, I think it's just some string coming out of her underpants and a skirt label that probably says "dry clean only." Since there is no cupid, that must be it then.  Unless she's  somehow pissed Putin off, and his agent has shot her with a poison dart. Hmmmm.



Tuesday, April 24, 2012

I'm a Canuck?


Why am I getting hits from
http://curmudgeonlyskeptical.blogspot.ca ?
(ca designates Canada)

Res Ipsa Loquitur

Wednesday, April 04, 2012

Levitation









Performance artist Johan Lorbeer's looking down smiling, knowing he's driving me nuts.  After long and careful deliberation, I can find but two possibilities. 
  1. He doesn't look anything like Jesus, right? 
  2. That leaves us with the rollover.

Have something more plausable? 









Thursday, March 29, 2012

Furry things


Res Ipsa Loquitur
I see these furry things all over the place lately.  What the heck are they?

Tuesday, March 27, 2012

BIDEN'S DAUGHTER???


Res Ipsa Loquitur