Showing posts with label Homeland Security Asshats. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Homeland Security Asshats. Show all posts

Wednesday, June 27, 2012

Statistics On Airport Screening



THIS JUST IN

January Statistics On Airport Screening From The Department Of Homeland Security:

Terrorists Discovered

0

Transvestites

133

Hernias

1,485

Hemorrhoid Cases

3,172

Enlarged Prostates

8,249

Breast Implants

59,350

Natural Blondes

3

It was also discovered that 535 congressional representatives had no balls.

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Tim W

Friday, July 22, 2011

Janet Napolitano Factoids

"Big Sis"

Janet Napolitano Factoid


I really dislike the "Big Sis" appellation Matt Drudge conferred on  Homeland Security führer Janet Napolitano.  First, it's intended play on  "Big Brother" does not easily work.  I fear that it instead gives this incompetent b'ch a materteral aura.  The name Homeland Security is itself Stalinesque. Hate it.  Here she warns that al-Qaeda's best bet to inflict celebratory damage on the 10th anniversary of 9/11 is "sabotage by an insider at a major utility facility."   Well, that would be one way [duh], so what are we doing to monitor the activities of the most likely Muslim perpetrators?

DHS Video Characterizes White Americans as Most Likely Terrorists

Egad. It's every man for himself.


Monday, April 25, 2011

On Second Thought


Art Credit - Doug Ross

Defend yourselves by any means necessary

Brutal Mexican drug gang crosses into U.S.
 
Zetas butcher victims to spread message of fear

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Mexican drug leaders have made a decision not to bring their violence north of the border because it would jeopardize their sophisticated business model. (September 2009)

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“ This is a clip from a documentary about the Mexican drug cartels.  It sums up in 90 seconds what we're up against.  Check out Rolling Stone's Investigation  (first posted last September) for a look into how sophisticated they've become, and how utterly pathological they remain.  Looking at how we're dealing with al-Qaeda terrorists in this country will tell you how much chance we have of ending the threat.  Which is why I should be running Homeland Security. (Sunday, January 31, 2010)
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“   how bad of an incident will we need until the power that be finally fortify the border? I am not talking sending unarmed National Guard, but installing concertina wire, minefield, and free fire zones?

A murder here and there is not enough. Will the banditos cease and slaughter an entire town before we get serious?
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“   The (useless) U.S. Homeland Security Department has said that Mexican drug cartels, including the Zetas, have infiltrated 276 U.S. cities and represent the nation’s most serious organized-crime threat. (Brutal Mexican drug gang crosses into U.S.) ”

GAH! Our worthless government will get us all killed - if we let them.