Donk crap

In Passing

I found things that annoy people who annoy me.

“ Blagojevich evidence stolen from his lawyers' offices Bwah-haaaa! Beers for my friends, barkeep. lotpWe're officially screwed. From the WaPo yesterday: Pappy My guys are fucked. OldSpook What the hell happened to Gen Jones, did he give up his sack and his brain when he got out of the Corps? Jesus Nearly Banned from Obama WH Xmas! “We want it to be inclusive, diverse, representative of all Americans, celebratory, authentic. So you sit and you say, O.K., how can we make this event” — and here, Ms. Rogers paused for a moment, adding, “Obama-tized.” NBC's Historian Goodwin Campaigns for Democratic Senate Candidate Yes, this Doris Kearns Goodwin CNN Runs Report on ClimateGate, But Only Includes Guests Who Dispute ClimateGate ABC and NBC Acknowledge 'ClimateGate,' But Remain Undeterred: 'Science is Solid' CBS Reports ClimateGate During Show Preempted By Football Rasmussen: Tea Party Tops GOP on Three-Way Generic Ballot Running under the Tea Party brand may be better in congressional races than being a Republican. (I know where there's a bumper to hitch this wagon to.) This guy is prolly strressed out over ObamaCare Congressional Democrats are Climategate deniers. "You call it 'Climategate'; I call it 'Email-theft-gat. Part of our looking at this will be looking at a criminal activity which could have well been coordinated," she Sen. Boobra said. ”

Come one, come all

Today's Tawdriness Holocaust memorial planned for Atlantic City

“ Organizers of a Holocaust memorial planned for Atlantic City's boardwalk say there's a simple explanation for the seemingly odd location. Go where the people are. ”  What is this, a franchise now?  Maybe include Waffen-SS jumping into a tub of water on the Steel Pier?  Crematory Taffy? All solemnly dignified of course.If it's possible to overplay one's hand, even if it's a good one, this smacks of it. I smell PR disaster.  But, that's just me.

OK-LAHOMA!

An update from Oklahoma

Oklahoma law passed, 37 to 9, had a few liberals in the mix, an amendment to place the Ten Commandments on the front entrance to the state capitol.  Hey this is a conservative state, based on Christian values...!    The feds in D.C., along with the ACLU, said it would be a mistake.  HB 1330 Guess what.......... Oklahoma did it anyway. Oklahoma recently passed a law in the state to incarcerate all illegal immigrants, and ship them back to where they came from unless they want to get a green card and become an American citizen.  They all scattered.  HB 1804.  Hope we didn't send any of them to your state.  This was against the advice of the Federal Government, and the ACLU, they said  it would be a mistake. Guess what........... Oklahoma did it anyway. Recently we passed a law to include DNA samples from any and all illegals to the Oklahoma database, for criminal investigative purposes.  Pelosi said it was unconstitutional.   SB 1102 Guess what........ Oklahoma   did it anyway. Several weeks ago, we passed a law, declaring Oklahoma as a Sovereign state, not under the Federal Government directives.  Joining  Texas, Montana and Utah as the only states to do so.  More states are likely to follow:  Louisiana, Alabama, Georgia, the Carolina's, Tennessee, Kentucky, Missouri, Arkansas, West Virginia, Mississippi, Florida.  Save your confederate money, it appears the South is about to rise up once again.  HCR 1928 Liberals didn't like it --  But ... Guess what........... Oklahoma did it anyway. The federal Government has made bold steps to take away our guns.  Oklahoma, a week ago, passed a law confirming people in this state have the right to bear arms and transport them in their vehicles.  I'm sure that was a set back for the criminals (and Obamaites).  Liberals didn't like it --  But ... Guess what........... Oklahoma did it anyway. Obama does not like any of this.  Guess what....who cares... Oklahoma is doing it anyway. Merrily

Watts Up with that?

The Smoking Code

Media - Avert your eyes!

ROR

Monkey Shines

What's on their mind?

As the paranoia turns ... Ed Schultz Wants Secret Service to 'Pledge Allegiance' to Obama

Lois Lane, MFCS

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Journaljizm

In Passing

We Honor Journalism

She's still alive - ooo-rah! “ Alana Marie Burke: Who's afraid of Sarah Palin? with the exception of her pro-life stance and perhaps her Christianity, it is not really her "principle-centered policies" that cause the foam-at-the-mouth hissyfits that afflict Palinophobes. They hate her on a much more personal level. Dissection Begins on Famous Brain  (request for Novocaine denied, one assumes) ... lost the ability to form new memories after a brain operation in 1953, and over the next half century he became the most studied patient in brain science. “it’s been years” since the U.S. has had good intelligence on the whereabouts of Osama Bin Laden. STEPHANOPOULOS: "So these reports that came out just this week about a detainee saying he might have seen him in Afghanistan earlier this year, we can’t confirm that? GATES: "No." Support The Navy SEALs who Captured Ahmed Hashim Abed while guy like this has escaped so far with his neck unbroken. GOP 2011: Obama Investigations "Just imagine 13 months from now when we have subpoena power," said one Republican What's In A Name? John Fund;  rockers Alice Cooper and  Bruce Springsteen [Rasmussen] But if people are asked about New York Times columnist Paul Krugman, the numbers shift significantly. Once he is identified with that publication, his unfavorable ratings jump 15 points to 37%. It is not advantageous to be associated with Democrats, or the New York Times 10 best celebrity computer ads of the 1980s Cheering Democrats' "Fiscal Fraud," Palin a "Daffy," "Delusional" "Joke" So schmucky they're hilarious ”

Home Office Woes

Working at Home

I've had a home office and know the pitfalls if your family is not properly respectful of the situation.  Cuzzin Ricky is on his first go-around.  Yup.

The Flamer 5000

First Snow ...

and I'm waiting for the mailman .

"He seems to think it's 1952 Doctor." "A few jolts of good old 220 ought to snap him out of that.  Plug this in."

Official Delegate w/ Badge

Tire out

Today's Laser Bread

Boxer and her fellows

Gropenhagen Conference Prostitutes Offer Free Climate Summit Sex

Please call me Madame, I've worked hard for it. Sometimes for quarters.  Odd what stereoypes you build.  I thought all Danish women offered free sex. Really. And all conference  attendees are climate whores.  Really. Bunch of whores.

r thongs dangerous?

thongs

“ Rodge, I'm really liking wearing a thong, but I've heard they could be dangerous.  What do you think? Tim W ” I think you're safe Tim.

American Hawks Explorer II Metal Detector LCD Display

Smelly Rugs

Something Wonderful This Way Comes

A story of travail, suffering, and finally joy

Bissell 7350 PROdry Fast-Drying Carpet Cleaner  With Reagan the Wonder Dog's departure *sniff* came the job of deciding whether our two oriental rugs were salvageable, and how to go about it?  The rug in worst shape was from the den (top roll over), where I rule.  Whatever it was that caused her to lose all bladder control, lo those last 9 months, made her urine smell become progressively worse until *gasp* - I relented and it too went into stinky storage.   MoSup had rolled-up the living room rug months ago, so it was spared the god awful stuff,  and was returned to duty in quick order. A neighbor happened to relate a rug cleaning nightmare of her own to MoSup.  She had hired a professional cleaner to rid carpet pet smell.  He failed at everything but presenting a bill.  Then, her sister who had worked for a rug retailer said that what they used was Windex with a surface washing.  We figured our rugs would cost somewhere between $400-600 with a professional, so what the hell - let's try it. Then. a serendipitous moment. MoSup suggested that she sure would like the Bissell cleaner they were demonstrating on Home Shopping.  That's her way of saying, "buy it for me."  Placed the order on the spot.  Ladies and gentlemen, I am here to tell you that this is the greatest money we ever spent!  We usually rent a grocery store cleaner, but they pump out so much water that our orientals actually started to shrink.  This Bissell surface-sprays, then sucks up all the water.  It took a few days of using Woolite Pet Urine remover and Windex, but I'll be damned if the den rug isn't bright as hell, and utterly orderless now. I do kinda miss the Reagan smell .  MoSup does not. You're welcome.

Al Gore is an Oaf

In Passing

David becomes Goliath

“ Them what can't try anyway Atheists are jealous of the Yuletide season “No god? No problem! Be good for goodness sake.” 'War on Christmas' and atheist ads While everyone has the right to criticize the ads as being in poor in taste given the Christmas season the Fox & Friends hosts seem to go even further in suggesting the ads should not be allowed at all. If PC was applied to cancer Dr. Klavan has his diagnosis: political correctness kills and America might have a terminal case of this deadly disease. The Selling Of Sarah sarabeth continuing angst Fifty-nine percent of voters think it was a bad idea for Obama to announce a timeline for withdrawal. "Climate campaigner Al Gore has canceled a lecture he was supposed to deliver in Copenhagen" ... citing unforeseen changes in his schedule . Climate researcher defends his actions, claims 'smear' Scientist decries 'smear'; lawmakers want answers [Ahem] CBS's " The Inappropriate Snowman" Rusty posted earlier about Obama's "Safe School Czar" possibly being involved with pushing gay porn to kiddies. Now we have CBS joining in with this..... ”

Mafia Wars

kinda like the irs

Somalia- what good is it?

Somali Pirate Exchange Lets Investors Bet on Hitting a Ransom Jackpot

Now Somali civilians can invest cash or weapons into pirate companies and hope for a share of the ransom money

Interactive map

The Geography of a Recession Merrily

Looking under the hood

Strangle Harry

Harry Reid in Trouble

Resewing torn fabric, stitch by stitch

“ The latest Mason/Dixon poll shows Harry Reid trailing Republican challenger Sue Lowden by 10 points. Reid's disapproval number is at 49 percent. His approval is at 38 percent. Not very encouraging. Reid campaign manager Brandon Hall tells the Vegas Review-Journal: "We've always said we will run an aggressive campaign that includes early television, and this is just the beginning." He must mean the beginning of the end. ”  Gettin' automated here boss!

Bart's Chalk Talk

More Christmas Goodness Archive of Bart Simpson's Blackboard Writings

You're so very welcome

Here's yur stinking 6 o'clock news

The Perfect Squelch

L. Brent Bozell to deliver ClimateGate news to nets via bicycle courier.

“ For 14 straight days, the three broadcast networks have failed to report on the great and growing ClimateGate scandal on their weekday morning or evening news programs.  How to explain this? Perhaps it is that ABC, NBC and CBS have not yet heard of the story, despite two weeks of non-stop reporting on and discussion of ClimateGate in a whole host of media outlets. So as not to offend the networks’ pro-global warming sensibilities, MRC President Brent Bozell is looking to have the stories delivered by bicycle messenger. [Full] ”

Like I said ...

Official disclosure of extraterrestrial life imminent

Have Obama's base been ordered to board the mother ship?

Hillary's State Department   #B's comment (Official disclosure of extraterrestrial life is imminent.) set me on a new course.  First, the gist.   “ The impending disclosure announcement follows upon the secret implementation of a year long openness policy on UFOs and extraterrestrial life. Over the period February 12-14, 2008, the United Nations held closed doors discussions where approximately 30 nations secretly agreed on a new openness policy on UFOs and extraterrestrial life in 2009.  .... Obama’s September 24, 2009 chairing of the UN Security Council meeting on nuclear non-proliferation and disarmament, signaled his emerging leadership role in tackling major global issues such as nuclear weapons. The Nobel Peace Prize was an important step in giving global legitimacy to President Obama in making an extraterrestrial disclosure announcement... ” The efficaciousness of the writer's news aside, it's pretty clear that he's an Obama-UN nut job.  I'll come back to that. Last June, or thereabouts, a guest on Rollye James Show, prolly David Wilcock on the America After Dark circuit, insisted that this announcement was forthcoming within two weeks.  I didn't hold my breath, but not because I don't accept the possibility. I view the existence of alien life as a certainty, and quite probable that our government has known as much for decades.  There's no reason to argue about what will be made manifestly clear if the announcement isn't forthcoming, so let's stipulate  it will happen  What would it mean?  Some  thoughts (so we're not caught flat-footed). Why would Obama reveal what presidents, possibly going back to Truman,  didn't? One of the reasons for prior restraint may  have been the concern over how a  Christian nation would react to the news?  Hmmmm. Some theology might be under pressure, just as Galileo terrified the church with his "earth rotates around the sun," science.   Overall, it would be of little consequence, IMO.   But, is that how Obama would view it?  I don't think so.  He'd see it as an opportunity to fracture a formidable road block to his statist religion.  In other words, people wishing to deliver a crushing blow to Western culture would revel in the disclosure. What proof would Obama offer? Aside from having a saucer land on the White House lawn, what can he provide? The same proof as given for his Hawaiian birth.  His word for it.  Oh, there'll be lots of scientists, prolly refuges from global warming, who would swear it.  Bottom line, he doesn't need proof.  “ The Nobel Peace Prize was an important step in giving global legitimacy to President Obama in making an extraterrestrial disclosure announcement... ” How would he benefit? Awesomeness<

Neat Photos

International Photography Contest 2009 Photo Galleries

Aliens

Relevancy

Pelosi's Executive Transport Some years ago I advanced a theory that just came back via a MoSup e-mail.  Does that mean I'm relevant? The year is 1947   Some of you will recall that on July 8, 1947, a little over 60 years ago, witnesses claim that an unidentified flying object (UFO) with five aliens aboard crashed onto a sheep and mule ranch just outside Roswell , New Mexico . This is a well known incident that many say has long been covered up by the U.S. Air Force and other federal agencies and organizations.   However, what you may NOT know is that in the month of April 1948, nine months after that historic day, the following people were born:   Albert A. Gore, Jr..   Hillary Rodham   John F. Kerry   William J. Clinton   Howard Dean   Nancy Pelosi   Dianne Feinstein   Charles E.. Schumer   Barbara Boxer   See what happens when aliens breed with sheep and jackasses?   I certainly hope this bit of information clears up a lot of things for you. It did for me.   No wonder they support the bill to help illegal aliens! ”

Obama Ecstasy - new version

Barack Obama Ecstasy Pills Hit Streets: Approval Ratings High

Can't we all just love one another (r u 18)?

(AP Photo) PALMVIEW, Texas (CBS/AP) President Barack Obama's approval rating may be hovering in the 50 percent range, but that doesn't mean America's Commander-in-Chief isn’t catching on with new constituents. There is now a line of Ecstasy pills made in the image of the 44th president of the United States, according to Texas police who have snatched a batch off the streets. Ecstasy is known for a sense of elation, diminished feelings of fear and anxiety, and ability to induce a sense of intimacy with others. Perhaps a good Election Day strategy to get out the vote? A stash of the brightly colored tablets was found Monday during a south Texas traffic stop.[cont] ”  Tim W