Monday, January 31, 2011

Today's Grovel

Other than the rape dear, how was
 your date with Mr. Schicklgruber?

BFF
During his eight years in office, George W. Bush established new standards for the term ‘pro-Israel.’ He repeatedly affirmed Israel’s right to defend itself against terror, and praised its value as America’s primary Middle Eastern ally. He also expressed a deep ideological attachment to Israel as a democracy and, spiritually, to Israel as the biblical homeland.

 Less publicly, the president also authorized an unprecedented level of cooperation between the U.S. military and the Israel Defense Forces (IDF), including intelligence sharing, anti-terror training, and the joint development of missile defense systems.” Oren wrote at the time in the fall 2008 edition of the Journal of International Security Affairs.  - [Israeli scholar Michael Oren  in the fall 2008 edition of the Journal of International Security Affairs].

I asked him whether Obama could be considered the best friend Israel has ever had in an American president?

“I think Obama is the best friend in ways that are different sometimes than other best friends.” [Israel's ambassador to the United States Michael Oren, January 2011]

BFF
Yes, I'm sensitive to Israel's plight, and yes I'm sensitive to diplomatic sine qua non, but puh-leeeze. How, one wonders, would  Oren answer the question, "Which U.S. president has been Israel's biggest backstabbing, Islamo  fascist ass-kissing enemy?"  Sheesh.  


Sunday, January 30, 2011

Fun Editing

ROR
Crap-Carp-Crap




Sliced&Diced

Sliced&Diced
I find myself now, in what are likely my December years, more impatient and less receptive.  I have enough experience and intelligence to recognize what is working, and will work, but not enough of either to design and manufacture, especially manufacture, new workable machinery from scratch. I am then a bellwether, but one with a sharp sense for danger, and a good salesman's gift for reading body language. 

Via Gerard I just read Michael David Cobb Bowen's essay Collapsing with the Swiftness, and then  The Peasant Principle, (so I could find out what the "slice" is).  Then I read Collapsing again.  My sense is that Cobb has the qualities I lack, but is himself about to get out of Dodge for some geek Hole-in-the-Wall.  The danger thing. My further sense is that it's all out of my hands.  I find no peace in that, but have a better understanding of the forces at work.  I excerpted below, but the full text is richer, and of course more cohesive. 

Camo-Toad

Only peasants care about America. Those who are wealthy find it merely convenient. But there is a slice somewhere in the connection between that make this place extraordinary. Long live the Slice. [...]

The Slice is smaller, much smaller than the middle class. I believe it to be smaller than the upper middle class. Indeed it is a small subset of the rich and near rich. They are the people who work because they know how and because they want to, but most importantly, they enable the institutions of power.
[...]

American exceptionalism depends uniquely on the persistence of the Slice, those capable of and desirous of maintaining a highly competent meritocracy. The rest of us are peasants.
[The Peasant Principle]

There has basically only been one idea circulating in my head over this matter of Egypt, Yemen and Tunisia, which is the speed at which collapse occurs. [...] So how many years will it take for anything to collapse? It never takes years, it only takes years of neglect bu the collapsing comes swiftly, like a thief in the night. Either you are or you are not prepared.

The only people who seem to be prepared for the future are those people who have none.
[...] like the lunatics in Egypt. Yeah, they're lunatics. They are the same lunatics that were in Iran a couple months ago. Only the people with no future are out there trying to make one just by showing up, yelling at police, throwing rocks, taking pictures, turning a car over, burning a building, dragging a dead body from the middle of the road. That seems to be all that ever happens. What would you do? I think I'd buy my guns and ammo ahead of time, get my shortwave transceiver hooked up, find some ex-military guys, get my women out of town. [...]

It always comes down to the Slice doesn't it? What level of outrage the military officers, engineers, doctors and literates can tolerate. Everybody else goes, more or less, with the flow - where the bullets are flying away from you, the electricity and painkillers to you. That's all the masses need to grant political consent. The first rule of maintaining democracy? Keep the streets clear of garbage. For that, you need people to work the infrastructure. Egypt uses pigs. Mubarak's government has been walking on stilts for years. Easy to tip over.
[...]

I'm making friends at 2600 and may go to Defcon this year. These are the people who could rebuild the internet from scratch, who might be found if they could be found, looting Fry's and building a packet radio network, resurrecting Fido and policing their IRCs with smarter bots than anybody in the FCC could possibly understand. I'm getting face-time with them because today it only costs 12 bucks to buy a pair of 4GB flash chips from Amazon.com. Tomorrow who knows?
[...]

Right now what matters is what the Egyptian Army decides to do. What the Egyption ISPs decide to do. If they were partners with the American Systems Administration Force, they guys in the Pentagon would know the frequencies and codes on their communications systems and  recognize their voices on the air. They could be in confident contact right now, and the Commander in Chief would be in the loop. But arrangements would require the presumptions of empire, a presumption that Barack Obama would never hold.

He believes in natural law, but not that rights are the gift of the strong. And so he has faith that the lunatics in the streets everywhere will arrange themselves into the proper queues and that peace will establish itself. He's a dreamer that Obama and he and his brain dead hack Secretary of State are sleepwalking through yet another crisis, like spectators of the NFC playoffs who care more about the commercials at the Super Bowl than who wins.
[Collapsing with the Swiftness]


One "up-skirting" the Japanese

Just Another Upskirt

Another Upskirt

'Splain this Lucy.

Bite My Noodle, Preeze

Stuff That Makes Me See Led.

zhiang-zemin

Certainly the most sensational story of the past week, that I have yet to mention, was "Asian-American lawmakers demand Limbaugh apology."  In making his public protest,  California state Sen. Leland Yee exposes another chink in his character, aside from being a Democrat from San Francisco - a total lack of humour.  Yee's excitement over Limbaugh's delicious parody imitation of the Chinese language [during a speech made by Chinese President Hu Jintao] has not unexpectantly unleashed wrath from the yellow journalism trade. It's a slippery slope to take seriously the ravings of the perennially aggrieved, like Yee, who would chop-chop out of the culture anything that displeases them. I'm fed-up with  all this chop suey gobbledy-gook.  Give us a blake arready.
zhiang-zemin picks

Hang On!

HANG ON!
Russian Commie Late For Church

"i can't even do this in grand theft auto."

El Jefe

Matthews: Living Down To MSNBC Standard

The Glass House Thing
MATTHEWS: Well, let me ask you about the prospects we’re looking at as an American. We’re looking at the map of the world right now and where Egypt sits in the world. It’s so strategically located. It has, of course, the Nile River. It has, of course, the Panama Canal.
Egypt in South America?

Saturday, January 29, 2011

Ahem

Genesis

Covered By Obamacare

Lord, What Will They Come Up With Next?
Socks or Nylons work just as well


fannyfloss.jpg
Notice:  Floss teeth first

Are You MFKN Man Enough - Sheesh

Loved the '20s and '80s, hated the '70s. 
All if them. This is why.
Are you man enough?!?


Are you man enough

.... and Obama is no Reagan.

The Gipper versus The Bitter
Another Big Fur Hat Bullseye
SAMPLE
  Reagan: Fostered national pride in the military.

Obama: Fostered gay pride in the military.

Reagan: We begin bombing in five minutes.

Obama: We begin golfing in five minutes.

Reagan: Made big government a bad word.

Obama: Made big government a bad dream.

Reagan: A shining city on a hill.

Obama: A home mortgage under water.

Reagan: Stood up to the Soviets.

Obama: Bowed to the Saudis.

The Gipper versus The Bitter
TRPOF

Jim Moran - The Terminal Brain

Rep. Jim Moran, known for his calm, thoughtful
demeanor, sees racism at work in politics.

Actually, Moran is a rabid dog Democrat who looks for racism, and finds it.  In all the wrong places. So we'll help him out.
This passes muster

How could people criticize a mainstream African-American who is articulate and bright and

Not only did Moran say that  "Republicans made big gains in November in part because “a lot of people in this country … don’t want to be governed by an African-American;” he said it to an audience of Muslims.

Culture, Sigh

Genital piercing, nipple rings, tattoos,
tongue studs, illegal alien presidents ...
JFC, what next?


Cuture Change


Politics 101

Hey, We Can Be ASSHATS Too
Top Dem: We will ‘hang’ Republicans

  Amidst a national dialogue about softening political rhetoric, members of an Obama-affiliated organization are threatening to hang Granite State Republicans in the New Hampshire House of Representatives, according to a news story in the Citizen of Laconia.  Top Dem: We will ‘hang’ Republicans
Politics 101

What the dude said was “They’re [Republicans] going to hang themselves, and we’re going to help them.” And this is now viewed as over-the-top political rhetoric?  JFC!  Next thing, we won't be able to hang asshats in effigy; or we'll be criticized for not saying nice things about Jimmy Carter when he dies, and talking about what a godawful president, ex-president and total prick he was.  The fact is, we hate and mistrust everything Democrats do, and vice-versa.  That's the way it ought to be in politics, and hasn't been. A knife fight. If you're at a square dance with a political enemy, dance with them.  That ain't politics, and they ain't enemies then. Specially if they're cute and have nice legs and fancy décolletage. Am I right? (I meant that in the manly way, yours may differ).

Tell Me About Reagan again Barry

Obama put union bosses in charge of federal agencies, then exempted them from FOIA

Tell Me About Reagan again Barry
Guess "U" Mister
In other words, Obama has given veto power on federal policy to the bosses running the American Federation of Government Employees (AFGE), the National Treasury Employees Union (NTEU), National Federation of Federal Employees (NFFE) and the American Federation of State, County and Municipal Employees (AFSCME) ... [putting] agency documents concerning implementation of the EO under the FOIA's Exemption Five, the executive privilege exemption. [union bosses ...]
Isn't he just too precious?

Attention Turkeys

I Was That Turkey
(actually it tickled, but I broke the engagement anyway)

Turkey Hooker


Friday, January 28, 2011

" .... helps those who help themselves."

I guess it wasn't a secret, was it?
...backed leading figures behind the Egyptian uprising

'... who help themselves.'
This is 99 72.4 % hyperbole, but when I was a kid and didn't eat my broccoli,  mom scolded, "You know, for every bite of food you waste, someone in China dies."  Of course the Chinese intervention in Korea was still a live memory, so we kids made a habit of spitting out our last bite of food.  Now that we're broke,  it may be a good idea to quit worrying about every feckin country in the world, where people would rather live in squalor, and fear, rather than sacrifice for their own damned democracy.  Kennedy started this crap with the Peace Corps, and Jimmy Carter institutionalized it.  It might be WJWD, but we ain't Jesus.  Democrats just think they are. Sheesh.

Palin+MSNBC=Fun & Games

Sarah Palin: MSNBC's Obsession With Her
Sarah Palin: MSNBC's Obsession
weaning itself from its addiction to Sarah Palin. Sure, it will be tough, even expensive — withdrawals usually are — but we all know that reporters themselves are aching for some Palin-free airtime, and audiences seem willing to give it a try as well, judging from her sudden drop in popularity polls.
[...]
That pollsters routinely collect such data on a woman who doesn't hold office (unless you count being the star of a nonrenewed TLC reality show a perch) and isn’t running for anything other than her next private plane for an appearance speaks to the media’s dysfunctional obsession with her. After all, it’s been more than two years since she was Sen. John McCain's vice-presidential candidate. [Hollywood Reporter]

BONUS ROUND QUIZ
Sarah Palin: MSNBC's Obsession


Squeeze

An Obamacy of Dunces

So, let me axe you something...

Boned Jello

President Obama now has the lowest average Flesch-Kincaid score for State of the Union addresses of any modern president - with his 8.5 grade level falling just below the 8.6 score recorded by George H.W. Bush during his presidency. Ricochet
 

Average Flesch-Kincaid Grade Level for Orally Delivered
State of the Union Addresses by Presidents Since FDR

Rank
President
Words per sentence
Flesch-Kincaid Grade Level
1
Kennedy
23.8
12.0
2
Eisenhower
20.5
11.9
3
Nixon
23.5
11.5
4
Roosevelt
24.3
11.4
5
Ford
19.3
11.2
6
Carter
19.7
10.8
7
Truman
18.9
10.5
8
Johnson
20.3
10.4
8
Bush 43
19.0
10.4
10
Reagan
19.6
10.3
11
Clinton
19.0
9.5
12
Bush 41
17.4
8.6
13
Obama
16.7
8.5
Data compiled by Smart Politics.
Putting all else aside, this is another example of smug, condescending Liberal elitists getting it blown back up their own arses.

The KILL BILL

Renewed Push to Give Obama
an Internet "Kill Switch"

AHEM
In an attempt to stop the frenzied online spread of dissent against President Hosni Mubarak's 30-year rule, not only Facebook and Twitter but the entire Internet was shut down overnight, leaving some 20 million users stranded. [News Dispatch]
Obama's Kill Switch
Unlike Egypt, the United States has a surfeit of providers, so shutting us down will require some brute force, which is what Obama is wanting here.  For those who respond - "but Rodge, what about if we're electronically attacked by China?" -  I will counter with,   "Did FDR shutdown newspapers on Dec 8th, 1941?"  Same deal.

BIG BANG 101

It's Called a "Club"

Coulter Does The SOTU

Snippets from Chairman Ann
I feel so Southern whenever I watch a Democrat give a State of the Union address -- and not just because it makes me want to secede.

Chairman Ann
The Chairman Speaks To Everyone
All I kept hearing was, "Ann pays more." That's all I ever hear when Democrats start in with all that "investing." Apparently the government will be "investing" in education, "investing" in technology, "investing" in roads and "investing" in lots and lots of government workers. Ann pays more, Ann pays more, Ann pays more.

But I do wonder why no private lender considered solar panels a wise investment, forcing solar panel manufacturers to turn to the government for loans, followed by endless tax credits just to break even.

I guess people who work for the government are just smarter.  [Full]


Schooled, But Uneducated

Credentialists Gone Wild
  We live in an era where a well-educated journalist can declare the Constitution to be “over a hundred years old” and therefore difficult to understand, and remain credibly employed; it does seem that credentials matter more than ability. Demonstrating that one is able to conform to curricula currently trumps boldness; seat hours in the auditorium count more than audacity. [Elizabeth Scalia (aka The Anchoress) via Chicago Boys]
Getting the Scoop on Palin

Chicago Boy David Foster begins Credentialists Gone Wild -  "a thousand  philosophers but nobody to fix the toilet" meme - with this vignette.
  Elizabeth Scalia  cites the case of Pete Hamill–author of over a dozen books, writer of a syndicated newspaper column and of countless essays and articles covering a broad range of subjects–who finally got around to getting a degree from the high school he dropped out of 59 years ago. “It was the last period when you could do that and still have a life,” Hamill told the New York Times.
That, folks, is a case of the 'zactlys.

Doocy v Smith

a pox unto thee thou vile canker-blossom
Politico and the Fox News Channel continued what has become something of a feud this week, with “Fox & Friends” host Steve Doocy and Politico blogger Ben Smith swapping insults
  Without sourcing anyone from Fox News, or in fact anyone at all, Smith also suggested that Doocy had been ordered by management to attack him on the air. “Doocy’s rant, which he says he drew from reading my column yesterday, but which it’s hard to believe he wasn’t told to do, reflects a remarkably thin skin,” Smith wrote.


Wallace and Gromit's World of Invention

Wallace and Gromit's World of Invention
Then I could die quietly knowing that I will live on for the bitches, the bitches. Everybody love the bitches.


If you've never watched a Wallace and Gromit adventure, you've missed one of life's most entertaining indulgences.   This Wallace & Gromit's World of Invention Episode 1 Preview shows Wallace (Gromit is his dog), the world's greatest inventor of Rube Goldberg contraptions, come to life. You will be gobsmacked   [More here]
Jodi Lou

Thursday, January 27, 2011

What I See







Boned Jello

Show Me Your COLB

Muddying the Waters
so to speak
  Arizona may have the most advanced plan, but 10 of the United States – controlling 107 Electoral College votes – are now considering some type of legislation that would plug the hole in federal election procedures that in 2008 allowed Barack Obama to be nominated, elected and inaugurated without providing proof of his qualifications under the U.S. Constitution.
(Story continues)
Filling the Pool

I was thinking the other day about the ramifications if just Arizona passed this legislation.

 "Big Whoop!  Obama wasn't going to win Arizona to begin with." 

Ahh, but there's more. 
Without a presidential candidate to vote for, Democrat turnout in 2012 will be nill in 'Zona. That means Democrats like Giffords (one of three Donks in AZ)  are likely to lose their House seats, not to mention the local offices cedeed to Republicans.  Sheriff what's-his- name in Tuscon will be toast.  If all 10 states pass laws, can you imagine the potential Democrat fallout?  No? Now you can.

State
 Ds in House
Arizona            
Connecticut
Georgia
Indiana
Maine
Missouri
Nebraska
Montana
Oklahoma
Pennsylvania
Texas
3
5
5
3
2
3
0
0
1
7
9
Potential House Loss
(38 Seats)

These are 38 seats that are prolly unassailable under normal circumstances.  I can't for the life of me think of an objection Denocrats could raise to stop this common sense law from being enacted, but then who could block states from requiring voters to show ID before they vote?

SHOCKER

 major douche

2 in da pink

SPARTAKITTY
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
 1738 Posts Monday, September 6, 2010 5:05:03 PM
I'm not sure whether I should find this funny or kind of irritating, considering this guy is a major douche.
I agree with Spartakitty, but at his age I prolly do the same thing.

Palin's WTF? WTF

Palin's WTF? WTF

Palin's WTF? WTF

I know you've seen it, but this is how I archive stuff.  Did I say I love that woman (in the good way, like monks)?   One of few I'd follow into battle.

Hook by Blues Traveler

Said and Done Roger in Warm California




Babysitter?

O's sudden affinity for RR explained?
 
RR babysat him in 1962

Babysitting Barry

Via Tim, but I don't believe it.  Little resemblance, and by 1962 Reagan had pretty much disassociated himself with leftists like Barry's grandparents.  Of course he was a nice guy, so maybe. Now, if that was Michelle ...?

Which was the lie?


Coulter Tweet

Obama gets a new script - from Clinton

Nah - he's a lying pissant
Prisoner On Death Row Finds Jesus!

The Thunderdome Solution

The Thunderdome Solution
  Do not fear the collapse of Social Security, slated for 2037. Yes, SS is "projected to collect $45 billion less in payroll taxes than it pays out in retirement, disability and survivor benefits" this year; and yes, "that figure swells to $130 billion when a new one-year cut in payroll taxes is included, though Congress has promised to repay any lost revenue from the tax cut." But we have a solution. Instead of privatizing SS (too risky!), or means-testing benefits (socialism!), Americans will have the option of being put on an icefloat and set adrift, or fighting for their retirement benefits in a post-apocalyptic cage match refereed by AARP member Tina Turner. The Thunderdome Solution solves the problem of too few people paying into a system being used by so many: Two social security recipients will enter, only one social security recipient will leave. [Social Security fund will be drained by 2037]

Thunder Boxer

Delicious idea and prose via DC Morning

Chop Stick Transplant

Commie ECO Freaks Restore tree
transplant the 30,000 chopsticks ripped from its body!


Boned Jello

Priceless comments:
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Juho says:
I think the correct number was 100 acres of trees, not 100 trees. 100 trees would not be that much in a country as big as China.
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swelle says:
… And now to start on plastic bags…
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welz says:
Wow! I do think it’s 100 acres of trees. But what a thought. I think I’ll eat my sushi with my hands next time. http://www.ecolandscapegroup.com
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hohumm_toronto says:
... there’s metal unscrew-in-half ones .
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themalcolm says:
actually i think it’s 100 trees. This one small tree made of the chopsticks contains 30,000 chopsticks. 100 regular sized trees per day could probably produce between 5,000,000-10,000,000 chopsticks. that’s a reasonable number for one day.
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quiltingmatilda says:
What about all the plastic forks and spoons thrown out everyday in other countries? Trees will grow again, when oil is used for a product it is never oil again.

onemillionthoughtbubbles say:
who gives a crap what happenes to ratbastardchinesecommies?