With just a modicum of hyperbole

Djohar Tsarnaev still alive as we speak “ The Many Faces of  Chechnya From Djohar Tsarnaev's website Top Comments Dyriman 15 minutes ago THIS IS NOT A RUSSIAN! THIS CHECHENS! · 14 Stephen R 12 minutes ago How about instead of "defending" your religion from people who are sick of Islamic terror, you repudiate the cunts who do this shit? Stop being an apologist. Rob Gunn 1 minute ago Hmmmm...youtube is editing comments · I am not trying to infer that all Moslems are terrorists.  I am saying that Islam is incompatible with democracy, and is to be feared as much as, if not more than, communism or the Democrat Party.. ”

BITTER & DANGEROUS

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The BBC- Britain's MSNBC?

At The Cinema                            MI-5, A Soap Opera-ation How I should have kept my trap shut On March 13th I bragged that my Sennheiser head phones were still working with the original batteries.  On March 14, they were dead. I'm not making that up. Just a prior to that I called MI-5 "the best television action series ever made."  The next episode looked like it was written by West Wing's staff.  And another after that.  I left both episodes, snap! Yesterday, Episode 46, "Aftermath," made my head explode. An environmental terror group capture London's flood control system,  and threaten to let an anomalous high tide flood London—unless the government publishes the contents of a secret plan called "Aftermath."  None of the MI-5 lot have ever heard of it, so are left with  in full quandary,  What to give them?  In the meanwhile, we learn the terrorists are a nice kind-hearted Brit lass  who flew on her own nickel to help Katrina victims in New Orleans. There she met the guy terrorist who lost his girlfriend, or dog, or someone in the raging currents.  "Damn them!  None of this would have happened if only the world  heeded the wonderfulness and sagacity of Al Gore's plea to buy carbon credits!" We're all bastids! But Wait! Suddenly, the MI-5 gang discover that there exists an actual AFTERMATH contingency. plan!  The very thing the PM disavowed knowledge of.  I  reproduced ensuing dialog here, as the Chief reads from it. Sighs, gasps and astonished mumblings excluded. At this very point I turned it off.  I don't know if I'll try another episode.  Adam, the principle field spook,  has been coming apart at the seams because his wife was killed several episodes before, and I'm frankly tired of him and his whining.  I suspect he'll be the next character killed off.  Good. I may have to watch for that episode. A thought.  Jeremy Clarkson should read and clear all  BBC programming.  There would be no more of this pap.  And I'm never going to praise anything I like.

Iphelia Pane

The 24/7 News Cycle                                                                                       Trying to fill it is a bitch when you're not allowed to report any democrat negative.

Schlong Science

Gary Larsen                                                                                  SCIENCE More on Big Penises Science proves penis size does affect attractiveness' “ Bad News “As you increase penis size, the amount of attractiveness scores gets bigger” in a linear fashion, he explained ... Good News .... until 7.6 centimeters, or 3 inches. After three inches, attractiveness still increased, but in smaller increments.’’ The  NBC NEWS All-Stars have details ”

15 Kitchen Gadgets

Gizmos    My 15 favorite kitchen tools 11 Joyce Chen 4 in 1 Microwave Rice Steamer 14.95 Used one for 15 years.  When the first one cracked because it had been dishwashered too many times, I had a devil of a time finding replacement.  Now it's easily found.  Our biggest use is for popcorn,  Spray butter ans popcorn salt for best ever popcorn with few calories and no fat. 2 Food Saver - My second one, and I use it every day.  Lots of models, but get one that allows push button sealing, and get the mason jar lid sucker.  BTW, I use it to seal anything, like potato chip bags, cellophane, etc. 3 Mak'n Bacon Microwave Bacon Cooker    $12.81 Some kid invented this and it's great.  Had this one for 20 years. 4 Cuisinart  Mini- Food Processor 39.95 - Just bought this replacement after the first one crapped out (5 years).  We liked it ell enough to buy it again,  cuts and chops in two directions. 5 Kitchen strainers - varies Used for everything. 6  Squeeze Handle Disher Portion Scoops $5.46 ea I have the 20,40 and 60 sizes.  Perfect and quick portion scoops. 7 Wusthof Come-Apart Kitchen Shears (currently 14.99 sale) Durable and will cut bone. 8 Ekco Skimmer Strainer Scoop $3.50 Seems like I use it every day. 9 OXO Good Grips Potato Ricer      $24.99 Had this for 20 years.  Seems its made in stainless steel now,  Boil potatoes, squish through the ricer and you have mashed potatoes with the skin left behind. 10 Mini strainer - varies Should have placed this with #5.  Has a million 73 uses. 11 Mini-Sifter This I think was made 1n 1605.  Got it from my late MIL who got it from hers.  Holds about a cup of flour and just shake the handle to sift.  Love it. 12 Carbon steel spatula Forged by Polish steel worker ca 1860 I think.  How much do I like it?  Maybe 2" of the blade snapped off, and then a corner snapped, and I still use it.  13 Soehnle Digital Kitchen Scale, Silver $22.22 The best kitchen scale you can buy at any price.  I notice that Alton Brown uses one, and it won American  Test Kitchen's  best scale award. 14 12" x 16" Quilon Parchment Paper Pan Liner 100 / Pack $4.49   /Pa This is just great.  Check out the price for a roll of parchment at the grocery store.  Sheesh,  and then you have to pull and cut it.  Here you just peel a sheet and you're off and running.  Cheap too. 15 Lost in the shuffle (covered by the ricer) is the Neiko Infrared Laser Thermometer Gun $24.56 I love this thing.  I use it to find leaking windows and doors; check the outside temperature,  and of course how hot skillets, water, oil and food is.  Instantaneous and after three years I'm still in the same battery.  Now that I've doe this I know what you're asking."But Rodge, what if you had to bug out?  What three would you take with you?" The Soehnle Digital Scale, Potato ricer and  Food saver. But I would cry like a little girl at having lost the others.

Tale of Two Disruptive Penises

BIG PENISES DOMINATE MORNING NEWS It’s not everyday that a giant penis shuts something down Big dick-head spews hatred after legislative defeat “ The Nurburgring, better known as every petrolhead's idea of mecca, was closed down recently while crews franticly removed a giant penis from the track. Seriously... It’s not everyday that a giant penis shuts something down (insert lewd joke here), but the world famous Nurburgring remained waving the red flag yesterday morning, as crews worked hard to clean a gigantic white graffiti penis from the track. (Motor News, via e-C) In the second instance, America's foremost dick-head burnished his reputation of behaving like a  low-class vitriolic street thug.  After losing the Senate vote on his gun grab bill, Obama spewed forth like the erstwhile Chicago dope peddling street thug he is, calling  his opponents "Liars."  Since he was imposed on us in 2009, it's like we're living as extras in some Kafkaesque version of The Beverly Hillbillies.  What a prick. ”

Clyde's Home on Parole

What I See            Ruh-Roh This is sad.  That's Clyde's mother over the porcelain.  She's physically ill because he's only been home on parole for two days,  and has already defied the court order about being within 100 yards of ... .  You know. Say!. Maybe there's a happier back-story?

Fienstein - Hooker Pressure Hearings

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Let's Hope the Bomber is a White Man Screed

Let’s hope the Boston Marathon bomber is a white American “ Nobody here will likely be invited to (let alone accept) an Upper East Side dinner party—where the Liberal elite gather to spin events they are largely responsible for into something the New York Times can print.  That's the feeling I got while reading  David Sirota's Epistle to the Leviathans on Salon. Let’s hope the Boston Marathon bomber is a white American As we now move into the official Political Aftermath period of the Boston bombing — the period that will determine the long-term legislative fallout of the atrocity — the dynamics of privilege will undoubtedly influence the nation’s collective reaction to the attacks. That’s because privilege tends to determine: 1) which groups are — and are not — collectively denigrated or targeted for the unlawful actions of individuals; and 2) how big and politically game-changing the overall reaction ends up being. This has been most obvious in the context of recent mass shootings. In those awful episodes, a religious or ethnic minority group lacking such privilege would likely be collectively slandered and/or targeted with surveillance or profiling (or worse) if some of its individuals comprised most of the mass shooters. However, white male privilege means white men are not collectively denigrated/targeted for those shootings — even though most come at the hands of white dudes. [Full] "However, white male privilege means white men are not collectively denigrated/targeted for those shootings — even though most come at the hands of white dudes."  -Sirota Note that the first thing that comes to Sirota's mind is who gets the blame?  And how do we spin it if it's one of the usual suspects in the  protected class? Read it for text-book smarm, condescension and arrogance. Contrary to his assertion that "most [gun crimes] come at the hands of white dudes ..." —well, you decide. I immediately summoned the top most recent mass killings in this country.  The "dudes" below are prominent  I'm pretty sure most of you will have picked the same lot, give or take.  Five killers; three Blacks, one Asian, and one White.  Only three were motivated by ideology, and it was Islam across the board.  By now your mind is racing way ahead of me, so there. Oh jeez- I can hear Liberals screaming "What about George Zimmerman?  Huh? What about Trayvon?!" Hopeless.  UPDATE Sorry, the culprits were two Chechnyan Moslems ”

Rock and Roll

WHY WE WIN! The Miami Dolphins Cheerleaders did a dance video to “Call Me Maybe.” U.S. troops stationed in Afghanistan saw it and did their own version, matching the cheerleaders scene-by scene. Here are the two videos together. Tom "I Metzger in the Kasbah"

What if she had a skinned elbow?

Rorschach Tests I Have Failed

TJMAX Smith

NorK Toast

I smell burned kimchee

Get Thee to a Nunnery

COMEUPPANCES    Pope stands firm on reforming "radical feminist" U.S. nuns “ Pope Francis has reaffirmed the Vatican's criticism of a body that represents U.S. nuns which the Church said was tainted by "radical" feminism, dashing hopes he might take a softer stand with the sisters. Francis's predecessor, Benedict, decreed that the Leadership Conference of Women Religious (LCWR), a group that represents more than 80 percent of the 57,000 Catholic nuns in the United States, must change its ways, a ruling which the Vatican said on Monday still applied. Last year, a Vatican report said the LCWR had "serious doctrinal problems" and promoted "radical feminist themes incompatible with the Catholic faith", criticizing it for taking a soft line on issues such as birth control and homosexuality. I suppose it would be un-Christian to take joy in all the shit-hemorrhaging going on in media circles.   Standing on doctrine and principle being unknown in that circle, and all. Mea culpa. / ”

Tiger Pulls Out

And in Sports

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Baby Killer on the Dock

Eric Holder's Wife Co-Owns Clinic Run by Indicted Doctor - Thanks to a comment by RAK I've been brought up to date on a back story to the trial of baby butcher Kermit Gosnell.  Yesterday we visited a WaPost article that posed the question: "... why until now there’s been so little coverage of the murder trial of Kermit Gosnell, the Philadelphia abortion doctor ?" Now I suspect that Eric Holder's wife being his landlord enters the equation.  But, here's the real poser.  As I understand it, Gosnell's problem stems from fully delivering babies and then cutting their heads off.   The normal practice of late term aborting, which is legal thanks to Bill Clinton's veto of legislation banning it (and Obama doing the same in Illinois)   is this.  Deliver the child, but before it's fully left the mothers birth canal suck it's brain out.  A distinction Liberals are somehow  able to live with. After vetoing  a bill banning late term abortion (one of two times) Clinton argued that they were necessary to save women's lives.   Not only is that utter crap, an actual abortionist—disgusted with himself—stepped forward to testify that he had never late-termed  for health reasons. It  was always for the mother's  woman's convenience. If you have the stomach for it, the very graphic evidence against Gosnell can be viewed here -------------------> Grand Jury Report -- Philly Abortionist Kermit B. Gosnell Multiple Counts of Murder (January 2011) Original

Happy Birthday

Oh My

Disney Plincess

PRC                        There's more than one way to spot something made in China.

Camo Droopers

Rorschach Tests I Have Failed

Beheading Babies Gets Noticed

Democrat Media Monkeys WaPost: "Why Kermit Gosnell hasn’t been on Page One?" I say we didn’t write more because the only abortion story most outlets ever cover in the news pages is every single threat or perceived threat to abortion rights. “ News outlets have been struggling to explain why until now there’s been so little coverage of the murder trial of Kermit Gosnell, the Philadelphia abortion doctor accused of delivering live, screaming children and then beheading them. Isn't it refreshing to see Melinda Henneberger acknowledging that her paper and the rest of Lib media selectively pull punches?  Here are 52 more story ideas for her column "Why ______________  hasn’t been on Page One?" ”

The 19th Hole

AND THE ANSWER IS ... The 19th Hole ... RJL, Helly, Don Curton, and Casca NAIL IT “ CLICK ”

Spot-On Inc

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Wife for a month club

Those wacky Muzzys & Other Strange People Islamic sex tourism in India where Muslim men from the Middle East and Africa are buying 'one month wives' for sex. “ Nausheen Tobassum, revealed the scale of the problem when she escaped from her home last month after her parents pressurised (lol) her to consummate a forced marriage to a middle aged Sudanese man who had paid around £1,200 for her to be his 'wife' for four weeks. [.... "If a Sudanese wants to have sex, he has to pay three times more [in Sudan] because there are far fewer girls there, or he takes a second wife. In India the girls are coming for a cheaper rate and they are beautiful. Even if they are only staying for a few days they are doing this kind of illegal marriages for sex," he said. He said the visitors want to marry because they believe prostitution is forbidden under Islam. Poor families agree to contract marriages because they have many daughters and cannot afford to pay for all their weddings. [Full]  Very religious people, they. ”

In your face

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Are thye Obamas finally toast?

The Obama’s: I Knew They Came From the Planet Zokowiscz But I Couldn't Prove It Until I Read This: “ The fambly was arriving for a  surprise birthdat party and I was all akimbo when I read a certain e-mail about the Obamas' law licenses (that was two years old and on a disreputable site) but I posted it in two minutes and went back to grillin' when I'm thinking-Whoa!  I'd better pull that sumbitch until I have a chance to look it over and when I did I was embarrassed for falling for it, but when you hate someone's guts a lot you are willing to believe almost anything that might get them thrown down a volcano and that's not how I won my Pulitzer.  Sorry. This one is real however. ”

Stuff That Needs Shredding

SHRED IT                            Today's  Civics Quiz If you could go back in time and correct one thing that's caused the most grievous harm to our nation—since July 1776— what would it be? It might be legislation, a court decision, or even something in the constitution itself.  There are many things we can think of, but I'm looking for the "mother of  all errors."  Terminal City. WTFF were they thinking? The one we will not survive! This is not a trick question; I hold the answer here in my powder burned fingers, and it will be published  Monday at precisely High Noon.  First though,  I want to see how savvy you are. Note:  Keep your comment as short as possible; you'll have time to expand tomorrow.  Example:18 USC 2074

The fate of a nation ...

Gretchen's Busy Week

Like a Boss, boss

Animal Catharsis GIGGLES Wait- There's More

Chavez Time Machine

Time Machine 11 Years Ago Today USA, USA I'll bet I'm not alone in thinking our CIA had a hand in yesterday's unexpected overthrow of Venezuela's RBC (ratbastardcommie) president, Hugo Chavez.  If so, good on 'em.   With him goes Venezuelan ties to Fidel Castro.  "We're not going to send a single barrel more of oil to Cuba," said a new government spokesman.  Who gets that oil?  Yeah, the good guys (the U.S., for those of you in Berkeley).  Crude oil prices fell 6.1 per-cent in New York. E-MAIL Rodger the Real King of France at 4/13/2002 08:33:00 AM PERMLINK (0) | B-52 Gas Fund | I posted that during my first week in (blog) business.  That I forget it is understandable since after Hugo was removed I erased his file from brainal storage.  Since there was no link, I searched on "We're not going to send a single barrel more of oil to Cuba," and got one hit.     " Fidel Castro was snubbed and U.S. motorists caught a break as governments across the hemisphere scrambled yesterday to assess the stunning fall of Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez, the left-wing populist ousted under military pressure Thursday after weeks of social unrest.      The new manager of state-owned Petroleos de Venezuela (PDVSA) declared that the ex-president's policy of cultivating ties with Cuba's strongman through subsidized energy trade had been revoked. The next time I remember hearing Chavez's name was when Pat Robertson suggested on-air that American operatives assassinate Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez to stop his country from becoming "a launching pad for communist infiltration and Muslim extremism."  He's dead now, but the world would be a better place had Robertson been head of the CIA.

Margeret Thatcher and the Left

Oh My

The Lady... “ One would naturally think it impossible that anyone would hesitate – even for an instant – to honor the woman who tackled communism head on as prime minister of Great Britain. Lady Margaret Thatcher was a principled politician who helped to foster the special relationship between Great Britain and the United States that we all benefit from today. A Senate resolution to honor Lady Thatcher was supposed to pass last night.  However, per well placed sources on the Hill, Democrats have a hold on the resolution. [full] A cultural divide this <— — — — — — — — — — — — — — — — — — — — — — — —> wide.

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NEWS FROM THE FRONT “ News9.com - Oklahoma City, OK - News, Weather, Video and Sports | A government report reveals testing in Oklahoma of drones with sensors that can find people and even tell if you are carrying a weapon. It's happening at a remote site near Fort Sill. The publication Homeland Security Today says the testing is taking place at the Oklahoma Training Center for Unmanned Systems operated by Oklahoma State University. The group doing the work is "a trusted agent" of the federal government. [full] Only mass demonstrations will help now.  Actions that depend on an informed nation who will, almost spontaneously, rise and threaten  government at the local and national level.   That scenario pretty much describes the early Tea Party, and  more than explains the irrational response from Democrats to it.  I say irrational because what scared all of them were  people who, while angry,  civilly confronted elected Democrats with questions at town meetings; questions they could not answer.  Historically this type of revolt are led by the young; the college students who understand through class discussion and assembly the nature and magnitude of the threat.  So much for that. Let me confess here that I was among those who initially  applauded the Bush Administration's sharp reaction after 9-11.  The  restructuring of  national security services into The Department of Homeland Security.  The very name made me cringe, but yes, I was a cheerleader for this  smothering blanket  of government control over every aspect of our lives. Whether by bad luck or contrivance,  Barry Obama inherited that infrastructure   Homeland Security  have become Obama's promised "private army," and we are in his thrall. That leaves us with but one option;—throw them all down a volcano.  Sigh.  A nasty business that will be, but necessary. ”

MAGNETIC SORUTION

NEWS FLOM EASTEN FLONT                                Virginia Man Creates Killer Ap to Capture NorK High Command In One Fell Swoop! Our own Tailgunner Dick! (Roll-Over) Killer AP This gives an all new meaning to bling. It's by no mere coincidence that their uniforms resemble Russian uniforms of the 1950s, and hats designed to make them look taller. Most metals and ribbons usually indicate campaigns where one fought, other theaters where one was stationed, or wounds received. Since they haven't been in any wars since 1950, then in their cases it must mean a lot of good conduct or present at roll call medals. Very impressive indeed. Must be much like Hollywood's awards. They are always presenting themselves with those awards because no one else will, and they desperately need some recognition. - via T.G. Dick

Emma Watson's Road to Lohan

EMMA WATSON On The Road to Lohan Emma Wason in GQ

Kim Jung Un's Secret Dong

NEWS FLOM EASTEN FLONT                                Kim Jong Un's Fantasy Kim-Jong Un has earned his own template

Secret Misser