Thursday, April 22, 2010

Win-Win Bra

Push-Up by Chantelle
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If you know that  Push-Up by Chantelle is a Ultra Invisible Push-up Underwire Bra, then this ad (Leo Burnett Brussels) is deliciously effective  If you don't know that, it is also deliciously effective. Win-win.

Objection from a drunken sailor

Luckiest pilot ever?

Your Time Is not UP

As I understand it, he attended 6:30 morning mass, voted a straight Republican ticket, stopped by the florist and sent his wife a dozen "I love You" roses before giving blood at the Red Cross, then drove to the airfield.

Merrily

cones

Obama's Himmler (and Holder's Schicklgruber)

Eric Holder blocks
polling-place investigation
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Justice Department blocks polling-place investigation
Now the Justice Department is obstructing the U.S. Civil Rights Commission's investigation into this case. If two white men had donned police uniforms or white robes and terrorized a voting place, we can be certain the Justice Department would have brought the full force of the law to bear against the perpetrators and vindicated the right to vote - and properly so. In this case, however, the perpetrators were black, and the uniforms they wore bore the insignia of the New Black Panther Party, a black supremacist organization.

Sanctimonious Pelosi goon Henry Waxman's Government Reform Committee, would today be in its 16th month of investigations had this been a Republican Administration.    Holder and Obama are today's Lenin-Dzerzhinsky
(Or Hitler-Himmler)



  - Pure evil.  And speaking of Obamumists ..

Bill would widen Clean Water Act
House Democrats pushed forward Wednesday with an effort to delete the word "navigable" from the ..

Battle lines forming over court shortlist
Members of both political parties began drawing battle lines Wednesday after President Obama met with ...

Where'e the arrest warrant?

Islamos issue warning to ‘South Park’
"You're Next" photo of murdered filmmaker,
Described Colorado retreat owned by Stone & Parker
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Prophet Mohammed disguised as Heywood Jablowme the Bear

Contacted by CNN, the author of the post, Abu Talhah al Amrikee, said that providing the addresses was not intended as a threat to the creators of South Park but to give people the opportunity to protest.

Wednesday, April 21, 2010

Tora-Tora-Waco!


Dick Morris: Clinton Told Me He Had To Reappoint Janet Reno Or She Would Turn on Him Over Waco

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Via Ace
Just said on Hannity, and Morris says it's a story he never told before.

He says Clinton did not want to reappoint Reno to a second four-year term, but felt he had to, or else she would "tell the truth about him and Waco."

Hannity questioned him about this and Morris then walked it back a bit, dropping the "tell the truth" part in favor of saying he had to reappoint her or she would "turn on him" over Waco.

He says he doesn't know what Clinton meant by that.
I know that Reno went on the air and took responsibility for the whole disaster, and Clinton took hits for hiding behind a girl.  The feeling at the time was Clinton needed some macho action to help change his image as a draft evading coward, and I suspect he was pulling all the Waco massacre strings. Just a guess. The surviving Branch Davidians are still in jail; Clinton isn't.

$20 a pop

UPDATED
Ka-Ching!

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When  you Google "Goldman Sachs SEC" a paid Google advertisement "Help Change Wall Street" appears at the top.  Every time you click it, the DNC is charged $20.00.  Or, you can just press the red button. Again.  And. again.   And ... .

So, if we can get 20,000,000 clicks, then 20 Million dollars of the DNC's wealth will be redistributed to Google (which is almost the DNC, but not quite).


UPDATE:  The DNC AD s gone, but look what ads replace it in the right column

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OregonGuy :

ME>YOU

today’s TRKOF endorsement

A SondraK and TRKOF joint

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~Men's CLICK ~ ~Woman's CLICK~

SondraK's design cracked me up, so I cut a deal with her to sell it.  If we move 24 of them Woot-Woo!

Swiss & Cheesy

The Swiss -
Lowest Crime Rate in the WORLD

Meanwhile

Obama: Washington Needs to Be More Like California

Gummint Ride

Government Carnival Fun Ride




Rahm Emanuel stinks the place up

Rahm-a-Dahma-Ding-Dong Farts
On Charlie Rose Show at 22 second mark.  Look at their expressions.

Political volcanic eruption?

Of course they know
DC Knows that Obama is Ineligible for Office
 CANADA FREE PRESS
By JB Williams  Tuesday, April 20, 2010

imageMembers from all three branches of the Federal government already know that Barack Hussein Obamais ineligible for the office of President. National leaders, to include members of the US Supreme Court, already know that Barack Hussein Obama is not a “natural born citizen” of the United States of America, and therefore, is ineligible for the office he currently holds.

What they don’t know is how long it will take for most Americans to figure it out, or what to do about it.

The diversionary search for an authentic birth certificate is ongoing and Obama has now spent in excess of $2 million in legal fees to keep that search alive.

Eric Holder’s Department of Justicecontinues to deploy taxpayer funded attorneys around the country to file dismissals on behalf of Obama, denying all American citizens access to the courts as a peaceful remedy, which only fuels the fire of discontent and the questions about Obama persist.

Michelle Obama states that Kenya is Barack’s “home country.” She knows, after twenty years with Barack. The Ambassador or Kenya has confirmed the same  His family friends all know it, and are in fact quite proud of the fact that Americans had no hesitation in electing a “black man from Kenya” as President of the United States.

The US Supreme Court knows what the constitutional condition of “natural born citizen” means. Even the most far left member of that court, Justice Ginsberg, is on record proclaiming that a “natural born citizen” is a birth child of TWO legal US citizens.

Democrat Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi knows that Barack Hussein Obama is not eligible for the office of president, which is why she refused to certify the following language when certifying Obama as the DNC candidate for president in 2008.

This is the normal language for certification of nomination for president and vice president, filed by the DNC only in the state of Hawaii…

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Note that the language which certifies that Barack Hussein Obama meets all constitutional qualifications is missing in the DNC documents filed in 49 of the 50 states. The certification of constitutional qualification for the office of president was filed only in Hawaii. That text is missing in the DNC certification filings for all other states.

Whereas the RNC filed the exact same certification document, including the constitutional text for John McCain in all 50 states, Obama was technically certified in only one state, Hawaii. A mere inconvenient technicality, I’m sure…

The US Congress knows that Barack Hussein Obama is not constitutionally qualified for the office he holds. Although the congress passed a resolution proclaiming Senator John McCain a “natural born citizen” as the son of two US citizens, no such congressional resolution exists for Barack Hussein Obama.

The press knows that Obama is not a “natural born citizen,” having written on several occasions about the “Kenyan born” senator from Chicago. A number of citizens have already been arrested and jailed for asking these questions.

(Continue with way more)


Tuesday, April 20, 2010

Arizona: "Show Your Birth Certificate"

CHECK-MATE?

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Ariz House: Check Obama's Citizenship

PHOENIX -- The Arizona House on Monday voted for a provision that would require President Barack Obama to show his birth certificate if he hopes to be on the state's ballot when he runs for reelection.

The House voted 31-22 to add the provision to a separate bill. The measure still faces a formal vote.

It would require U.S. presidential candidates who want to appear on the ballot in Arizona to submit documents proving they meet the constitutional requirements to be president.

Phoenix Democratic Rep. Kyrsten Sinema said the bill is one of several measures that are making Arizona "the laughing stock of the nation."

Mesa Republican Rep. Cecil Ash said he has no reason to doubt Obama's citizenship but supports the measure because it could help end doubt.
It will be very interesting to see how he, and with what argument, Obama objects. 

CBS does the Tea Party- again

Why CBS and the New York
Times are asshole buddies.



This is a segment from the latest CBS Sunday Morning.  Titled "What's So Great About Tea?," it's classic cold war agitprop, and I offer it only for your entertainment [hiss the villain].   At some point a few of you will remember this recent LA Times story, "Myth-busting polls: Tea Party members are average Americans, 41% are Democrats, independents ...
MoSup

Chinesinha siliconada

Oh, Jeez
The trial lawyers are in a frenzy over this Chinesinha siliconada deal.
Tim W

Sarah Silverman- Dismissed

Sarah Siverman Show
New Season Preproduction Meeting
September, 2009
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SARAH: Okay, there's this blogger named Rodger something who really likes my show.  He's a right wing  mother-fu**er who thinks abortion is wrong but Sarah Palin is good.  So this season's goal will be to produce episodes so obnoxiously repugnant to his ilk, that by the fourth episode he'll throw me off his Tivo schedule and never get another boner from me.  Okay?

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LAST WEEK

Thrill-a-minute Obamunists

THRILLING ADVENTURES

Union Thugs and Barry

The Beholden State
How public-sector unions broke California

or, "Hey Rodge, I haven't vomited yet today."
BUT WAIT.  THERE'S MORE



Things I never learn from

All the things I know

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In any good "All Things the Things I Know" list, the reader will in succession store them. At some point correlative to the depth of his own shallowness, brainal feedback will convince him that he already knew this stuff, and could have written the list himself.  I then congratulate myself, and quit reading before learning that  "If you see a lot of bugs crawling all over the computer lately, it might be a good idea to go into that room with the refrigerator and the sink and see if there’s something that hasn’t been cleaned for awhile."  And cookies I leave by my keyboard will keep disappearing.