Red Knobs

Red Knobs

Not Black&White

Obama; McCain Jr.

aka - flights of fancy

“   On the left the straw being grasped and held as if it was a baseball bat about to knock something somewhere out of the park is, "His numbers are UP!"  ... the meaning ... is evidently that with one successful "Together we mourn" speech tucked under his belt, and the bowl of warm "Jobs" drool about to be served to the nation and congress this week, there is nothing, but nothing, in the next two years that will deny him The Resurrection. But not all straws are in the desperate grasp of the left. On the right we hear -- when it comes to the magic Mitt man -- the same refrain, "His numbers are UP!" The breathlessly repeated news kibble that Romney Wins New Hampshire Republican Straw Poll is supposed to be an indicator that... well.... "His numbers are UP!" [Vanderleun- Two Straws in Desperate Grasps] ”

Barbie Outsourced

A Fun Cruise

Today's Boner

To The Point is excited to offer the ultimate adventure cruise along the pirate-infested coast of Somalia! We board our luxury cruise ship in Djibouti on the Gulf of Aden near the entrance to the Red Sea, and disembark in Mombassa, Kenya seven adrenaline-charged days later.

Also included:  Free complimentary night vision equipment - and throughout the night, coffee, pastries and snacks are always available on the main deck from 7pm until 6am. Normally I wouldn't  have even opened the  e-mail advertisement for THE ULTIMATE ADVENTURE CRUISE; but I did.  WHOA!  I really didn't have a bucket list before, which is sad, but now I do!  My first thought was to raise the $28,000 (Veranda , double occupancy; complete with bench rest).and treat Kim & Connie du Toit.  I have a book idea I want to run by Kim, (called "My Autobiography").   But Hell's Bells; they've already been! " Six attacks in 4 days were more than we expected." "I bagged three pirates, My wife nailed two, and our 12-year old niece sank two boats with the mini-gun. This wonderful cruise was fun for the whole family" -- Kim and Connie du Toit - Texas You'll Relax like never before ! That's because you are welcome to bring your own arsenal with you. If you don't have your own weapons, you an rent them from our onboard  Master Gunsmith. Enjoy reloading parties Every afternoon, with skeet and marksmanship competitions every night ! Thor

Touche' Douche'

How to please your husband and ask the boss for a raise. (After 60 years+, we discover it's a two-fer)

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You know, sometimes things are good for dual purposes.   Like using baking soda to make a nice biscuit,  and deodorize the refrigerator; or using Coke to remove rust.   click Thanks Madison Avenue!

Teachers With Guns

Giving guns to teachers:

“ It was inevitable that someone would push a plan to allow teachers to pack concealed guns, and now, someone has, that someone being Nebraska state Sen. Mark Christensen, who has even submitted legislation to that end. WaPost:A Nebraska legislator submits bill ”

Caleb Weintraub Valerie Strauss says this is "inevitable," but doesn't say why.  It's worth pondering what social conditions made it thus?  How far into the discussion can you get before using "Liberal," Hollywood," or "MFCS" as an adjective? FWIW:   The only school district in the country believed to allow guns to be carried into public K-12 schools is the Harrold Independent School District in Texas, where the policy went into effect in 2007 and requires that those carrying the guns get training and use bullets that shatter when they hit a hard surface. [backdoor] ” Begging the question:   "How many kiddies have been massacred in the Harrold Independent School District since? "  Or teachers assaulted?

Escalator Art

Best Downer Ever

Jimmy Connors extraordinarily return

Jimmy Connors extraordinarily return Celebrating Genius

“ Former American No.1 tennis ace Jimmy Connors on a senior tour in 1991, produces the winning shot out of thin air. Today this is not a legal shot as rules state the racquet must be in the player's hand at moment of contact. But at the time it was legal, as long as the player caught the racquet before it hit the ground, as Connors did. ”

Try this in bed first

Try this.  Tell me if it works. If it doesn't, send pics.

Viacom is becoming a real social nuisance

Oh. Well, in that case. I mean, that never was the case in the past.

He's happy to see me. MTV PORN: Parents Television Council Calls for Fed Investigation Into 'SKINS'... VIACOM PRESENTS: SEX AT 15! Young Star Defends: 'It's What Teens Are Doing'...

First lady, Wal-Mart reach pact on nutrition

Wal-Mart's been trying to build 4-5 stores in D.C.  Watch. Now they will.  They win.

Rush Joins The Birthers

A 1000 Pound Gorilla Joins the ‘Birthers ’ Governor of Hawaii Can't Find Barack Obama's Birth Certificate?

Here's about 8 minutes of audio  from Rush's first hour on Friday.  Here's the Full.Transcript.

Must be New York

Girls in Black Dresses

MSNBS Wipes Itself

Olbermann S__T Canned!

“   MSNBC issued a statement that it had ended its contract with the controversial host, with no further explanation. Olbermann hosted the network's most popular show, but his combative liberal opinions often made him a target of critics. Olbermann did not explain why he was leaving. Next stop?  Past Olbermann types kicked off  network jobs - for being too over-the-top  left-tard,  in a medium noted for left-tardery (Bryant Gumbel; Bill Maher) - were given a home on HBO by Time Warner.  Wait, he's a natural to replace Robert Gibbs, wot?

Irský tanec dívky, aby mi radost

České uzeniny nás tančit s radostí a nás taky nadržený.

Jezte sračky a zemřít!

Screw This

“ Co neočekávaný luxus mít dva indické restaurace na stejném bloku v Praze. It may not, of course, be so wonderful to be the lesser of these two, but as a resident, it's an excess I never dreamed of. Nemusí to ovšem být tak krásné, že je menší z těchto dvou, ale jako rezident, je to více než jsem nikdy nesnilo. The Pind is only one block up from Dilli Delhi, both facing a playground in Vinohrady. Pind je pouze jeden blok až z Dilli Dillí, jak čelí hřiště na Vinohradech. While Dilli Delhi is below ground, The Pind, which has recently opened in the building that formerly housed the restaurant Vermeer, is spread over two floors. Zatímco Dilli Dillí je pod zemí, je Pind, který nedávno otevřel v budově, která dříve sídlila restaurace Vermeer, rozdělena do dvou pater. The upstairs smoking section has several expansive benches, while the downstairs dining room is much more formal, but still warm, and is nonsmoking. Nahoře kuřácká část má několik expanzivní lavičky, zatímco v přízemí jídelna je mnohem více formální, ale stále teplo, a je nekuřácká.  [Padající pro Pind] ” From now on I'm only going to blog Czech restautrant reviews because I don't understand a word of it, and therefore will not get pissed off to the point of using my Death Ray 2000.  I'm not kidding. Seru na vás Američtí demokraté. Jezte sračky a zemřít!

I am not your friend son

Who's the Nazi?

We Report; You Decide Not Like Brand X

Rep. Steve Alois Cohen When Democratic Rep. Steve Cohen said that Republicans were like Nazis - for continuing to call the health care law passed in 2010 as a “government takeover of health care,”  I didn't get upset.  I have myself, since 2008, often drawn parallels between Obamunism and National Socialism (Nazis). Yes, I've made mistakes.  When Obama seized General Motors, and gave a big chunk of it to the his union allies, and then installed an Obamunist management team; well that was a seizure of production, very much a Soviet Socialism (commie) tactic.   But, on other counts I believe I prevail in this argument.  But you decide whether it's the Democrats, the Republicans - or both parties that deserve comparison to Hitler and the Nazis. The nation will abide by your finding.  Just answer these questions:   Would Hitler and Nazis  ... Or, Would Would Hitler and his Nazis - Encourage school children to sing his praise in state schools. X Use the legislative process to reverse his seizure of health care? Use private uniformed thugs to intimidate voters. Create a new civilian army equal to our military Use organized union cadre to knock dissenter's heads at public meetings Urge his followers to violence in his defense Use the state police agency to prosecute those opting to follow written law when it conflicts with Obamunist goals. Seize super majority control of the legislative process via fraudulent vote count Seize control of the nation's healthcare, banking, and energy system against the people's will? Create alliances with the most fascist regimes in the world. Adopt a code written by one of the foremost radicals of the 20th Century. Lie about his background and destroy traces of it. Thank You For Participating.  If Obama's Nazis rush in while you're taking this test,  use this.

Chris IN, Landon OUT

gym locker archeology

found in a gym locker room in California