22-page criminal complaint filed with the FBI

22-page criminal complaint filed with the FBI international expert on scanners and document-imaging software

“ An international expert on scanners and document-imaging software filed a complaint with the FBI, "What the Obama administration released is a PDF image that they are trying to pass off as a Certificate of Live Birth Long Form printed on green security paper by the Hawaiian Health Department," Doug Vogt writes, "but this form is a created forgery." [News release] ”

I checked,  and none of the networks, nor major newspapers-of-record,  have bothered to cover this, so it must not have merit.  A similar complaint filed by Robert Quinn with the Florida General Counsel exempts Obama from wrong doing—   because he "specifically requested 2 certified copies of his original birth certificate, not forgeries." “   In conclusion I want to make it un-questionably clear. This forgery complaint is not made against President Obama and is strictly limited to those individuals, along with Director Fuddy, that participated in the fabrication of this blatant forgery. I say this because President Obama has publicly proclaimed they are the producers of this document and hand delivered to the White House by his lawyer, Judith Corley. His letter specifically requested 2 certified copies of his original birth certificate, not forgeries. [WHO AT THE FBI WILL INVESTIGATE THE MULTIPLE CLAIMS OF FORGERY?] ” Yes, inconsistencies were almost immediately brought to light, but just as  immediately refuted by another document expert (Jean-Claude Tremblay),  who appeared to be waiting in the wings. So, who do we believe?  Comedy Central News, and the New York Times?  Or other so called experts, birthers, and climate change deniers?  It's all so confusing.

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Writer in the Sky Stop Obama

September 29, 2010 thor

The Staggeringly Stupid Debbie Wasserman Test

The unkindest cut of all ... “ Republicans think illegal immigration should in fact be a crime!” Rep. Debbie "Wasserman Test" Schultz (D.-Fla.), chairwoman of the Democratic National Committee sigh

“ ... and I probably support a president that is pro-Israel.” “   At the same Christian Science Monitor breakfast, Wasserman Schultz said, “If it were up to the candidates for president on the Republican side, we would be driving foreign cars; they would have let the auto industry in America go down the tubes.” The Hill newspaper quickly reported that Wasserman Schultz owns a 2010 Infiniti FX35, a Japanese car whose parent company is Nissan. The newspaper cited Florida motor vehicle records. ” And this: “ “One of the most tremendous sources of pride for me is that I am the first Jewish woman to represent the state of Florida in Congress. And another tremendous source of pride is that I am a pro-Israel Jewish member of Congress and I probably support a president that is pro-Israel,”  ” This is the braniac who taunted Sarah Palin: "... I'm  ready to the next secretary of State because 'after all, I can see Cuba from my house.' "   And, there's even  more.

Best Ever Dogs

BEST EVER Roll

CNN's Phony Poll Data

CNN poll puts Obama approval at 54% So how did CNN get a rise in Obama’s approval rating?  Considering that Obama’s overall approval rose while his approval dropped on every single issue?

In all seriousness, considering every damned thing that congress wants to take a real-time pulse on, how is it that - and don't even argue the point - how is it that the lib media gets away with salting polls, knowing full well that they're affecting public policy— Kremlin style? If we're to have a FCC, then they ought fine this offense at say, $1B  for the first offense, and impose a mandatory 20 year prison sentence for the chief executive. This is suborning an election straight away; the most serious crime there is in a democracy.

I'm safe

Clubs are Trump

Illinois House approves bill allowing casino in Chicago

“   — Corsi said he'll be closely watching Chicago Mayor Rahm Emanuel's effort to start casino gambling in Chicago.   He suspects Trump will be a major winner.  [So, Mo Sup walks into a bar.... May 23, 2011] ” Ahem.  And there's this:

Of course all but the mentally deranged are now convinced that the photocopy of a suddenly produced birth certificate - that's being widely questioned  (but only by said deranged)  has ended the debate.  As Al Gore famously still says, "The debate is over.  Every expert agrees that man causes global warming!"  So of course WND, and lapdog Corsi, had no choice but to retreat, tails betwixt legs.  Sigh.  Except, it was all  just a joke.  Haha. Even the poseur saw humor in all this.  Joe Farah, not so much— “   ... an example of the most shameful illustration of libel, defamation and tortious interference with a business you are likely to see committed by a major media outlet. It's still there – in all of its infamy. Unretracted. No apology. No offer of recompense from one of the largest and wealthiest privately held companies in the world. And that's why I am, at considerable expense, filing a lawsuit against Mark Warren, Esquire and the Hearst Corporation – because I believe this attack piece, if unchallenged, will further define down our standards for the politics of personal destruction in the media. And that leads me to the cost saving idea of the year.  Hell, of the 21st century!  Rather than spend billions of dollars every year litigating  political disputes, we do this.  As soon as a case is assigned to a judge it will be de facto decided by who appointed that judge to the bench.  Cases being heard by a Carter, Clinton or Obama judge will be decided in favor of the Liberal position.  All others go to Americans.  I believe that if you look at every federal court ruling over the past 30 years, you'll find that this procedure will result in the same result at least 98% of the time.  You're welcome.

Weiner's unfortunate Weiner

Write your own Weiner headline, folks

“   It was a busy Memorial Day weekend for Rep. Anthony Weiner (D-NY), and for lovers of frankfurter-related puns everywhere. TheDC's Matthew Boyle briefs(!) us on the growing(!!) scandal that's been dubbed Weinergate: "The imbroglio started Friday night when Weiner's official 'verified' Twitter account sent a photo of a man's erect penis underneath gray boxer shorts to a woman in Washington State. [daily caller]

Weinergate Doug Ross was all over this on Friday. Also, I just watched Andrew Zimmern (Bizarre Foods) exclaim, while watching a pole full of polish sausage being carried into the smokehouse, "The last time I saw so many dangling sausages was in the New York Athletic Club locker-room."

Looking for some good badges here boss

Sarah Palin Is Hurting Republicans Whether She Runs or Not “   COMMENTARY | In a political world where perception is everything, Sarah Palin is really hurting right now, according to The Week. The worst part is, she is pulling the Republican Party right down the drain with her. In the past few weeks, Palin has shown all kinds of signs that she is running for president in 2012. She has bought a home in Arizona, hijacked a ride intended for veterans, released a book and announced a bus tour. All of these things say that she is building toward a run for the Republican nomination...or does it? Rumors abound that Palin is simply building toward yet another payday. She has no real relevance without the possibility of running to fuel speculation. Could this be Palin simply being Palin? If Palin is not intending to run for the Republican nomination, then she is simply being selfish blah-blah-blah.  Selfish I tells ya!  The Humanity! ”

So I run across what appears to be Yahoo News asshattery; and the title promises  PDS deliciousness ahead.  I dive right in. Honestly, it first appeared to have an A.P. or Reuters leitmotif , but then the style was a bit too ... what's the word — unlettered?  Yes, too amateurish for someone who actually gets paid, and believe me, I know of which I speak.  So I clicked on the Rodney (author)  link for his curriculum vitae. And here they am: My name is Rodney and I have a lovely wife and two beautiful daughters.  Also, I was the 2008 Ultimate Call for Content Winner, and awarded a Top 100 badge for Associated Content. Well, what the hell?   I've posted better articles than this; like "Barry Soetoro - the corksucker is killing us!," and "Let's hang all them MoFo Democrats." Also, I'm a Top 150 Conservative Websites winner, and some others that I forget, so I need to get on this faux-news wagon and spread some American gospel.  I mean, the Obama Brotherhood already owns AP, ABC, CBS, et al, and I love playing dress-up.  I'm signing up to be a Yahoo Contributor.  And so should you. Maybe I can win some  "Top 1000" ribbons like Rodney.

SNAFU

SNAFU

Would have been considered pretty outrageous for public consumption , but Carole Landis, Martha Raye, and Mitizi Mayfair sang  SNAFU in a short film made for the soldiers during World War 2.  From  carolelandisonline.com I learned that when she stopped giving in to Darryl Zanuck's sexual demands her career suffered. Although she was an established star Carole was given supporting roles in movies like Orchestra Wives and Wintertime. On July 4, 1948 Carole had dinner with Rex Harrison. During the evening he ended their affair. Carole was heartbroken and she committed suicide by taking an overdose of Seconal. According to commenters, "... the skirt is the one she was found in . She was wearing a white peasant blouse, though."  . That's what prolly what really drove her depression, having to wear the same clothes that long. As for me, I always confuse Carol Landis with Carol Lombard. Now I can see that Landis was prettier. T. Mann

TORT REFORM!

Greatest Gov Who Ever Lived? Rick Perry signs tort reform bill into law Be Still My Hard (CLICK)

Say Cheeze and Freeze

Robo President Ubama bin Laffin takes 138 pics with supporters & his expression never changes

Barack Obama's amazingly consistent smile from Eric Spiegelman on Vimeo. Maybe the teleprompter got stuck on "freeze."

Bacon Rodeo

Traditional Memorial Day Bacon Rodeo

Oh Look, Obama's ''Safe School'' Czar Kevin Jennings is here.

Tight assed

Now this is what I'm talking about

Committees!  If I'm there by myself, I cut her pants off with some shears, then liberally apply Crisco.  She pops out likety-split.  They know that too, but are too afraid of  witnesses. Sheesh.  We really are a nation of pussies.

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Baboon News

Obama Brotherhood attacks Palin Teabagger Queen Palin Spits on Nation's War Dead opednews.com (viewership 29)

“ If it's Memorial Day this is the day for all of the gutless right-wingers and teabagger Republicans to desecrate the flag by wrapping themselves in it while they pontificate about their fascist ideology and spit on the graves of those who died to at least in theory protect our freedoms. America's favorite parasite, Sarah Palin has never been accused of having dignity nor shame but this latest cynical re-launch represents a new low for the white trash diva from Wasilla. ” Well, I wanted a baboon and I found one.  No, I'm not linking to opednews.

A Geezer Moment

Senile geezers causing problems

Madcow

Fatal Stab Wounds

First This Then This

This Bud's for you Dad ...

Real Memorial Day

Roy Raymond (Roger) West My dad's buried in the American Cemetery and Memorial, Hamm, Luxembourg.  Bulge.  Mortar round.  Same cemetery where George S. Patton rests.    When my step-dad (Pop) was dying of cancer we talked about old times.  It was only then that he told me the story about my late mom's rift with my paternal grandparents.  I knew there was a problem, but always thought it was because she married a Catholic, or that he  adopted me and sister, giving us his name. I had no reason at all to think that, but it's where my imagination led me.  I don't think I ever had any meaningful conversation with mom about it.  She didn't talk about him. Pop, who himself was shot during the Bulge,  said  that the War Department later offered mom the opportunity to have dad's remains returned for burial in the U.S.  She declined.  Because she could not bear to rekindle her grief . My grandparents understandably wanted him back home, and were more than a little miffed.  Since I found that out, I've wondered whether I should inquire about whether that can still be done.  Even now.  If my grandparents were still alive, I think I prolly would already have. Ofttimes it's better to leave fighting men to rest with fallen buddies.  But —   dad was  a replacement, and had only just landed at Normandy and sent to the unit.   I don't think he was there two days.   I've learned that replacements were generally ignored by the old guys, because nobody wanted to befriend someone who would probably be dead in a few days.  So chances are he didn't know a soul in the 137th Inf.  But, this is where it gets confusing.  I spent my summers with Gram and Gramp West on their Indiana (Lewis)  farm.  One day gramps took me with him to Indianapolis.  He'd hired a truck to haul some livestock for sale.  The driver of the truck was introduced as knowing dad during his short stint overseas.  He was someone who was near enough to him to have seen the mortar round  hit.  He picked up what was left of dad's rifle and took it home, where he later gave it to gramps.  When we got home, gramps showed me the splintered wood stock (it resembled an M-1 carbine) with some twisted metal.  Never saw it again.  We didn't talk about it.  Obviously gramps set up that trip to Indianapolis so I could learn that.  We don't talk much in our family, it seems.

Stupid Flanders

Memorial to a world class dewberry

The more I look at this, the more I'm astounded by the shallowness of Obama's knowledge and understanding of anything to do with western culture.  It is possible, even probable, that we Americans are were unaware that the Brit national anthem is played after each toast to the queen, and that one does not talk over it. The reason we don't know that is that never before has anyAmerican important enough to toast the Queen in her presence been so blissfully unschooled about the protocol and customs of the situation.  The Won later offered this excuse: “I thought that it was like, it was like out of the movies when the soundtrack kinda comes in.” As telling as all this is about our scripted leader without a script, his gum chewing performance yesterday at the Joplin tribute reeks of the innate disrespect he has for common decency.  Rest assured, however; this man knows to never wipe his ass with the fingers on his right hand. Ahem.