500 F__KTons

Book Excerpt

Excerpt from my novel, "Crescent at Five-o-clock High."

I almost missed a deadline to submit the the next five chapters of my novel to the publisher.  Been pounding away furiously, and Fedex just picked them up.  Whew.  I thought some of you might enjoy reading a snippet (Remember, my editor will fix spelling and punctuation). “ Excerpt from my novel, "Crescent at Five-o-clock High. Chapter XXVII - Arghhhh <snip> Just an hour earlier Special Agent Jerry Moore's head had been comfortably nestled in Suzanne's soft bosom.  Soft like the chunk of plaster now under his foot wasn't.  Their reverie had been shattered by a harsh crack from the television speaker that cut the president's voice in mid sentence.  Then a shrieking, like when the power goes out in a sports bar with 30 seconds left on the clock. "What do we know," Jerry asked the uniformed Secret Service guard, as he surveyed the destruction before them.? "A meteor about the size of a bowling ball hit the capitol building at a speed in excess of 200,000 mph.  It cut through the stone like a hot knife through butter, and smashed into the House chamber, just moments after the State of the Union address began." Jerry twirled a finger through his neatly trimmed beard, like a doctor doing a pelvic exam. "How in hell could that happen without a warning,"  he asked absently, not really expecting a reply? But the guard answered. "Funny that.  It seems a radar station in the Blue Ridge mountains picked it up.  The crew telephoned it in to the White House switch board, but it wasn't  relayed for several hours.  Then a staffer dismissed it as being a flight of stealth bombers expected at Andrews AFB.  One of those SNAFUs you only read about," he finished. The chamber was a mess.  The meteor had ended its deadly journey from the vastness of space on the House floor.  Assembled congressmen listening to the speech, many preening for the C-Span camera that lazily scanned the assemblage, took the brunt of the blow.  Like a boxer who is distracted by his girl friend waving to him, and takes an upper-cut to the jaw.  He looked up to the gallery.  A piece of green and orange chiffon hung lazily from the railing, like pasta thrown against the cabinet door to see if it would stick, signifying ready to eat.  Just an hour ago he had seen the First Lady, wearing a dress made of that material, take her seat to much applause from the Democrats below. "She must be smithereens now," he thought. "What's going on over there", he asked?  A pointed finger directed the guard's gaze to several dozen people engaged in some ceremony at the rear of the hall. "That 's what's left of the Republican caucus.  They just voted to reorganize the House, and elected John Boone Speaker."  "What the - " Speaker Pirogi was killed in the blast, as was the Vice President, and every single Democrat except Sen. Frink  who was in the bathroom.  Boone will be the new president once they take President Ochumsky off  life support." <snip> ”

Our lady of the perpetually offended

Da meaning of demeaning

Via TigerHawk - English feminists are complaining that this Christmas ad for the Marks & Spencer department store is demeaning to women. .. .. they have no idea how demeaning things can get.

Who wants to pull the wish bone?

HAPPY THANKSGIVING

Here is a recipe I thought you would like for the holidays - Marc Miller

“ Ingredients: 1 whole turkey 1 large lemon, cut into halves salt and pepper to taste butter or olive oil, whichever you prefer Heat oven to 350 degrees Rub butter or oil over the skin of the turkey until it is completely coated. Sprinkle with salt and pepper and any other seasonings you prefer. Take a knife and gently separate the skin from the breast meat;  Slide  lemon  halves  under  the  skin  with  the  peel  side  up, one on each side.  This way the  juice from the lemon will release into the breasts. Cover and bake for 30-45 minutes.   Remove cover and continue to roast until juices run clear, basting every 15-20 minutes. If you've followed these steps correctly, your turkey should  look like the one in the picture gobble gobble ”

Obey makes the pissatorium

co-author of our $17.1 trillion  debt gets religion

Obey: No surge without a tax

“ House Appropriations Committee Chairman David Obey plans to demand a new surtax to pay for any new troop increases in Afghanistan, ABC News reports. "There ain't going to be no money for nothing if we pour it all into Afghanistan," House Appropriations Chairman David Obey told ABC News in an exclusive interview. "If they ask for an increased troop commitment in Afghanistan, I am going to ask them to pay for it." Obey, a Democrat, made it clear that he is absolutely opposed to sending any more US troops to Afghanistan and says if President Obama decides to do that, he'll demand a new tax -- what he calls a "war surtax" -- to pay for it. ”  National defense is constitutionally mandated,  Enshrining a schmuck president's hick brother's gas station is not. FA!

Party, PACS, Country

QOTD When your “representative” thinks it’s his job to represent Ze Pahty rather than his constituency, he’s a friggin’ tyrant. There’s no other way to put it. He shouldn’t just lose his seat. He should lose his head.  -Duggems

HIM Q: “If you get to the final point and you are a critical vote for health care reform and every piece of evidence tells you if you support the bill you will lose your job, would you cast the vote and lose your job?” A: Yes.

I can see your house

Virtual London

I can spend hours on these virtual tour deals ... Especially good for killing time at work.  If your boss catches you, say you're looking for terrorists

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In Passing

Today's guest common 'tater

“ Billy Carter gas station historic? The legislation calls for the park service to take over the gas station, How galling was this?  Chinesecommiemofos questions costs of U.S. healthcare reform When parody is the truth, where's the parody? Warming's impacts sped up, worsened since Kyoto (AP) – 17 hours ago la la la la la la la  emails show hoax la la la la la la la ” “ So, let's get this straight?  One viewer of  hundreds of thousands in the LA market complained, and Fox Sports responds to the demands of one offended individual and axes its broadcast team for one game?  Why is John King working for CNN? Asks Dems: Is ObamaCare Important Enough to Buy Votes? (H/T News busters) During our last Great Depression it was rum running.  Are we looking at  word running this go around? The Associated Press expect you to pay for a license to quote as little as five words from its articles ... Now I notice that NRO's Kathryn Jean Lopez says I need "permission to ... excerpt this copyrighted material."  ”

Norah Fkn O'Donnel

Desperation Was Yesterday.
MSNBC Moves to Gimcrackery

Not going away ...

Anti-Obama billboard stirs controversy

Obama's falling popularity will eventually embolden the right person ....

Rabid dogs running amok here boss

‘Climate change pushes poor women to prostitution, dangerous work’

Not to mention scaring the piss out of our luminaries

What utter crap

I spit in your faces right wing peasants!

oh yeah? That pretty much sums up the attitude of the Democrat-Media complex.  All they need to do is hold the loyalty of the 40% or so Americans who rely on them for the news, so anything goes (WIWWHTKT).  Here's the latest bit of insolence from that syphilitic hag, the Gray Lady. “ NYTimes: We Won't Publish "Statements that Were Never Intended for the Public Eye." With the release of hundreds of emails by scientists advocates of global warming showing obvious and entirely inappropriate collusion by the authors -- including attempts to suppress dissent, to punish journals that publish peer-reviewed studies casting doubt on global warming, and to manipulate data to bolster their own arguments -- even the New York Times is forced to concede that "the documents will undoubtedly raise questions about the quality of research on some specific questions and the actions of some scientists." But apparently the paper's environmental blog, Dot Earth, is taking a pass on publishing any of the documents and emails that are now circulating. Andrew Revkin, the author of that blog, writes,     The documents appear to have been acquired illegally and contain all manner of private information and statements that were never intended for the public eye, so they won’t be posted here. This is the position of the New York Times when given the chance to publish sensitive information that might hinder the liberal agenda. Of course, when the choice is between publishing classified information that might endanger the lives of U.S. troops in the field or intelligence programs vital to national security, that information is published without hesitation by the nation's paper of record. But in this case -- the documents were "never intended for the public eye," so the New York Times will take a pass. I guess that policy wasn't in place when Neil Sheehan was working at the paper. [Michael Goldfarb ] ”

You know you're a red neck ...

Head lights caught in a deer

Merrily says she put her Christmas lights up last night.

Manchurian Obama

"Don’t think so, I think it’s intentional"

MoSup forwarded this e-mail, and I was incredulous.  I mean, come-on!  I spend a good chunk of every day delving into the private and public life of Captain Zero, and no way this could have slipped by.  I Googled "obama no salute on veterans day,"  as you may try on my Google machine above, and got zip.  A fake.  But wait! Unless it's a photochop, it's still another example He sent the message early on, didn't he? of his in-your-face anti-Americanism regardless of the circumstances.  I Googled  for "Lucianne.Com no salute on veterans day," using the Blog option, and bang-bang-bang.   So, lesson learned.  I can't really blame Google, which stated some time ago it would segregate blog stuff from news stuff.  And the lesson isn't that the Donk media doesn't report Obama negatives, which I knew.  The lesson is to begin searching blogs instead of news. “ Maybe he's just stupid!  Don’t think so, I think it’s intentional He let it slipped again       Looks as though the President forgot something...again…on Veterans Day no-less!! There is a must-see photo at Lucianne.Com taken at the Veterans Day ceremonies at the Tomb of the Unknown Soldier. See the ‘Debt President’ at his sorry best. The military men salute, a civilian has his hand over his heart, and Ofumble has his hands covering his nonexistent whatsits. A picture is worth a trillion words from POTUS, and says it all again! ”

President Holder

Why'd Zero Recuse Himself on Terror Trials?

It's a fair question from a man who lost his son on 9/11:

“ The Obama administration decided to trash the detainee policies of its predecessor before the inauguration -- and before they'd even looked at the case files of the detainees being held at Gitmo. But when Obama came into office and signed the executive order setting a January 2010 deadline for closing Gitmo, detainee policy was placed under the purview of Obama's White House counsel Greg Craig. That is, detainee policy was to be set by the White House, not the Department of Justice. Now Craig is gone and all of a sudden the American people are to understand that these decisions need to be made independently of the White House, by an attorney general who isn't even asked to bounce his new policies off the president before announcing them to the public. Beamer wants to know why Obama has shirked a decision with obvious implications for U.S. national security.  [WS] ”  Why? Take your pick - There ain't no stinking consequences for Zero Zero's jackboot style is to do as he wishes Zero was putting for birdie when this came up It was left out of his copy of the script

on the road to Hell

Kennedy: Barred from Communion A prayer for Patrick

I am in no way proselytizing here, but if the Republican Party stuck to core  principles and beliefs in the face of shrieking advocates demanding "growth," as has  Rome,  they'd own the White House and congress as we speak.  “ WASHINGTON — Providence Bishop Thomas J. Tobin has forbidden Rep. Patrick J. Kennedy to receive the Roman Catholic sacrament of Holy Communion because of his advocacy of abortion rights, the Rhode Island Democrat said Friday. ” And since it's Sunday, and I've come to recognize my own mortality, I won't gloat that Patrick has consigned himself to an eternity in Hell, however that might manifest itself. I'll pray that he and his ilk stop living self indulgent lives, and start doing the right things for God and Country.  Amen.  [He's still a Kennedy prick though.] My own suggested reform was rejected

Sins

In Passing

Stuff that happened Saturday night

Repent “  sarabeth is damned tired of bad democrats who don't get with the program “I’ve got this thing and it’s fucking golden, and I’m just not giving it up for fuckin’ nothing.” Palin attacks Obama and Biden for their 'lack of experience' -- and can't tell us why she can do the job better Duh The World Socialist Web Site is not pleased ... Running dog teacher union lackies?  Moveon.org types are impatient with Obama's  commification  progress, but high standards have been set.   President seeks $500,000 for ads to rebut Palin Remember, this is the person who coined the term "Death Panels" -- and opened the flood gates for months of false attacks by special interests and partisan extremists! [And you expect him to stand up against Iran?] Mattel celebrates 50 years with Barbie in a burkha Ain't that swell ... Prolly done to cover the ravages of time. Always There Are Two, A Master and an Apprentice... Found at the O Club bathroom. ”

Treason

A man-made financial disaster  entia non sunt multiplicanda praeter necessitatem - Occam's razor

There's too little discussion about this chain of events, which tells this gummint conspiratorialist (me) that  there's something to it. I ran into this yesterday at enterstageright.com, which is all the excuse I need to bring it up again. “ You will recall that, shortly before the end of the 2008 political campaign, the White House announced a threat to the entire financial system and called on Congress to enact emergency spending powers. The Emergency Economic Stabilization Act of 2008 was enacted on October 3, 2008. Just eighteen days earlier an event occurred that slid under the radar screen of virtually the entire mainstream media. On Thursday, September 15, 2008, at approximately 11 A.M., the Federal Reserve noticed a tremendous draw down of money market accounts in the nation, amounting to $550 billion dollars. It occurred within an hour or two. The money was removed electronically. It has never been made public which accounts were affected, nor where the withdrawn funds were sent. If we knew those facts, we would know who launched an attack on the United States that has been more devastating than any in our history. [.enterstageright continued] ”  Also on topic - Who piloted 9-18 plane? Bumped from 11-21

They call me Fillopio!