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sheer schadenfreude

sheer schadenfreude

Name One Thing He Does Well, Besides Reading a Script

Reaon #859

Doing Business in California 101

My Lips Are For Blowing

Ka-CHING!

Peter I can see your house

WTFF?

No Shit Sherlock

A Mother's Tip

Dear Heloise

Yoo-Hoo

Hirsute Forsooth

TODAY'S SPECIAL

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Can We Talk?

Can We Talk?

Unplugged

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Maw, Where's my noogie stick?

Arizonification of America "Oh the ... Blah Blah Blah"

“ ROLL CALL Thursday, Jan. 13, 2011 Pennsylvania Avenue ‘Nativist Lobby’ Is Winning on Immigration The failure of Congress and two presidents to enact immigration reform is plunging the nation into an ugly future. Call it the Arizonification of America. Full Story ”

YAWN “ Quite apart from the ghastly shooting of Rep. Gabrielle Giffords (D) and 19 others in Tucson, Ariz., the state truly has become, as Pima County Sheriff Clarence Dupnik described it, “a mecca for racism and bigotry” — largely over immigration. It has become a state of Minuteman vigilantism, death threats against politicians and judges, talk-radio demagoguery, and bullying of Latinos and rival politicians by “America’s toughest sheriff,” Joe Arpaio of Maricopa County. ” Smell the fear of the great American asshat.  Malkin: The worst sheriff in America (JAWA)

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I'm a RINO; and a true Teapartiest

Sumbitch. I'm a RINO!

This has been percolating in my cranial area for some time, but just now it all coalesced.  I. AM. A. RINO. I'm a RINO.  Republican in name only.  Oh, I do caucus with the Republicans.  Because,  in the two party system we have (and ought to keep), the Republicans are the alternative/antiseptic  to the Democrat Party.  There have been, and presently are some good Rs; there are no good Ds. Peter King for example is a RIF, not a RINO.  I despise Peter King about as much as I despise any democrat you care to name.  Off the top of my head I'll  wager that all but six in  the U.S. Senate. and 40 in the House are RIF.  I read this morning that Michael Steele is still hanging in there for a second term as GOP chair. WTF?  See what I mean?  These are not people I want to march into a war with.

A MEDIA GUIDE for the journalistically challenged.

Sid

Consequences

YouTube Asked to Remove Video of Left’s Threats Against Palin So They Did

As you can imagine, after the video first posted to YouTube, viewers were disgusted.  In fact, quite a few from both the right and the left were sickened enough to let some of those Twitter users know that their behavior was reprehensible.  And when the heat got to be too much for one user, she complained to YouTube about her precious privacy.  Because she was “just voicing anger” in a public tweet and doesn’t want anyone “attacking her” back on Twitter. This of course after publicly wishing death on a public figure. [FULL] Twitter Users Wish Death on Sarah Palin from JoeKenha on Vimeo. Tip from Firehand

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Today's Project This is a stream of consciousness blog.  Don't ask.

Stacy@flipflops breaks wind

Today's Pitiful Twit of Note Stacy@flipflops Graphic by Campus Sketch Artist

Tim W

Protection Candy

Today's Best Ever

“ My sister told my mom ( and NOT laughing her ass off like we are ) that she was in her bed room watching “The Sopranos” after getting my nephew settled in with something on the tv in the living room and the next thing ...  [Protection Candy]

But of course she's not qualified ...

The origins of 'blood libel' - Ben Smith/Glenn Reynolds
Sarah Palin speaks, blamestream media goes wild- Malkin

And in conclusion -- eat shit and die you left-wing mfcs.

A Real Heartbreaking Choker

“ A woman is in a coma.   Nurses are in her room giving her a sponge bath. One of them is washing her "private area" and notices that there is a response on the monitor when he touches her.   They go to her husband and explain what happened, telling him, "Crazy as this sounds, maybe a little oral sex will do the trick and bring her out of the coma."   The husband is skeptical, but they assure him that they'll close the curtains for privacy. Besides it's worth a try.   The hubby finally agrees and goes into his wife's room.   After a few minutes the woman's monitor flat-lines... no pulse... no heart rate. The nurses run into the room.   The husband is standing there, pulling up his pants and says,   "I think she choked." ” Cuzzin Ricky