Mug Shot of the Day ...

INSTA-KARMA

“ Korin Vanhouten, 47, and Eldon Alexander, 36, were cited for shoplifting at WinCo Foods in Ogden. Moments later, they discovered that someone had broken into their vehicle and stolen $60 worth of items. (Weber County Jail) ”   N.O. Really

Life Sentence to Useful Idiocy

Give us the child for 8 years in America's public schools and  it will be a Bolshevik forever - like this guy. Vladimir Lenin

Secretary Vaporizes Democrat Party ...

CHRISTMAS But Wait ...

“ After Kim Gaines found a small nativity scene in a box of old Christmas decorations, she decided it would look nice on her desk in the main office at Urbana High School. Almost a week after she placed the figures on her desk, the school's secretary of eight years said she was called into Principal Kathy Campagnoli's office, where Campagnoli said staff members had told her the display promotes Christianity and that Gaines should take it down. Gaines obliged and removed the nativity scene. But then she thought about it.  Thought about how the nation's culture had been hijacked by a handful of officious pissants and liberal judges.  Kim reached under her desk, flipped open the safety cover protecting the trigger, and pressed it.  In a heartbeat every liberal in America was vaporized.  Angels sang on high and the US Dollar was the strongest currency on earth.  Some of this story is accurate; some cathartic. ”

Stealing Justice ...

Lieberman directs staff to examine Fast and Furious coordination

“ Connecticut independent Sen. Joe Lieberman has directed the staff of the Senate Homeland Security and Government Affairs Committee, which he chairs, to investigate miscommunication between law enforcement agencies related to the Justice Department's Operation Fast and Furious. [Full] The prosecution of the case against Eric Holder [and inevitably Obama] is progressing much slower than I would like (he ought been removed from office by now),  but quicker than one could expect, considering Democrats control the Executive and Senate.   But that's not what I wanted to show you.  Reader Ron Metzger sent me a report he's cobbled together about Mr. Holder.  The first thing that struck me are the similarities between Obama and his A/G mysterious backgrounds.  I liked it enough to reproduce it here [Eric Holder - Stealing Justice.html].   You'll find it an interesting read, I'll warrant.  And thanks for the effort Ron.  I'm awarding you the Barn Army's Legion of Merit Ribbon with Peanut Brittle Cluster.   Here's the opening stanza .... “ Eric “The Pimp” Himpton Holder, Jr. appeared in the Bronx in luggage belonging to his father, a Barbadian who suddenly materialized in the US at the age of 11 and later became a dirt salesman. His mother could not escape her Barbadosian immigrant parents and was encouraged to reproduce. He stayed under the radar in Queens and hung around public school until the age of 10 when he was accidentally enrolled in a program for intellectually-clever rat bastards. ....  ”

Bark Bark Bark, Bark Bark Bark ...

CHRISTMAS Catch the Spirit

“ Glenn Miller Happy The family that ... er ”

Jimmy Carter is still alive ...

Former President Jimmy Carter ...

“ We were wrong. Jummy is a bigger asshole than we could ever have imagined. You know how when you go to the library there are so many books you can't decide?  I have so many examples of Jimmy Carter's bitter legacy that I finally just grabbed the first two or three Carter pics in the pile. What is it with Democrats and dictators?  FDR/Stalin (or "Uncle Joe" as he called him)?  Carter and Castro, Arafat and the Kims?  Obama and the Saudis/Chavez, et al? Gah! ”

NOLINKO

Gun Butts & Pieces Do Commies make anything that's reliable?

“ This was forwarded to me in an email (smibsid). Don't know if this is true or not, but it sure looks nasty!!! .44 Magnum accident First it was baby formula, then pet food, but now you should watch out when buying anything from China, including bright, shiny ammunition. A guy came into the police department the other day to ask a favor. He had a S&W 629 (.44 Mag) that he wanted to dispose of after a mishap at the range. He said there was a loud bang when he tested his new ammo (Chinese made), and the gun smacked him in the forehead, leaving a nice gash. Looks like when the round in the chamber went off; .... [Maryland Shooters cont] Chine4se Ammo And here I sit with a cupboard full of NORINCO 7.92x33mm.  GAH! ”

Kenny Brooks— All American Huckster ...

Kenny Brooks— All American Huckster

“ RW Forstyhe says "he would sell me"  Me too. ”

Sarah Sarah Sarah

Palin says not too late to consider presidential run

“ In an interview to air on Fox Business Network's "Follow the Money" program, the 2008 Republican nominee for vice president was asked whether she would still consider a run for the White House. "It's not too late for folks to jump in," Palin said. "Who knows what will happen in the future." [full] ” Palin is the only person in my lifetime who could pull something like this off.  It's a long shot, but brilliant in its conception.    All she needs do is place her name on all the all primary ballots, and say, "Look, you know who I am, and you know what to expect from me. " There is a good, not great, but good possibility that there' enough teaparty energy out  there to create a ground swell for her nomination. ,  One can only hope. We need a Godsend.   El Jefe

Barn Army Santa

CHRISTMAS Christmas Greetings from the Barn Army

“ Yar! Barn Army Santa Wipes His Arse With Old Growth Conifer (Santa prortrayed by Chuck Norris) ”

My trusty 10 shooter --

Gun Butts & Pieces Okay Bart—  that was six shots!

“ ” Arggghh - Oh sh_t

A Card From the Johnsons --

CHRISTMAS Honey, guess who we got a card from?

“ Tim ”

Ron Smith, R.I.P.

BALTIMORE Ron Smith Announcement Monday October 17th 2011on 1090 AM

“ On November 17 told listeners that he would halt his chemotherapy treatments after consulting with his doctor and his wife, June. On November 28, Ron announced he was retiring from his on air duties because of his declining health, and that he had begun home hospice care. He died at his home yesterday surrounded by his wife June and the rest of his family. If you ever lived in the Baltimore area you know "The voice of reason."  A good man.  ”

A Blond walks ....

A blonde goes to the post office to buy stamps for her Christmas cards. She says to the clerk, "May I have 50 stamps?" The clerk says, "What denomination?" The blonde says, "God help us, has it come to this? Give me 6 Catholic, 12 Presbyterian, 10 Lutheran and 22 Baptists."      More ...

Boulder Holder v Bolder Holder

Criticizing Eric Holder is racist, says Eric Holder

This is a good holder This is a racist MFCS Holder

Illinois Educrats

EDUCRATS     “ 760 Illinois Physical Education teachers made over $100,000 last year. 14,866 teachers made over $100,000 in 2010. The highest paid teacher in Illinois teaches PE and made $203,154. [True]

Biden is an Evil Man ...

Previously Joe Biden likened tea partiers to terrorists

“ GAH! I have in the past thought about ignoring all egregious Obamunist activity unless it was more egregious than anything that came before.  Might actually have impetuously announced the policy too, but what the hell.  Have there been as many as two days in a row when a new greatest outrage of all time hasn't come to light since the Obamacy?   Like this. Joe Biden: The Taliban  is Not Our Enemy But wait, opines Michelle Malkin — ...  maybe Joe just didn’t want to say anything too negative about the Taliban while thisSecret U.S., Taliban talks reach turning point s going on. Unlikely though. When it comes to keeping secrets, Biden makes Cindy Brady look like an unbreakable confidant, so those beans would have more than likely been spilled during the interview. Neville Chamberlain wasn't the first simple mind to think it possible to strike deals with the devil, and as we see, nor the last.  But, I don't think anyone subsequently accused Chamberlain of countenancing Hitler as a means of bringing Britain down.  So yes, Joe Biden and today's Democrat Party are the enemy.  Deadly enemy. Have I made my case? ”

A Christmas Concert ...

CHRISTMAS An Obama Free Hour

“ You're welcome ”

Skool lunch in Libland

Teaching a pig to sing by N.O'Really

“ As you know, it only wastes your time, and annoys the pig. The Los Angeles Unified School District is only now learning that: http://articles.latimes.com/2011/dec/17/local/la-me-food-lausd-20111218 In an effort to force school kids to eat "healthy", they banished things like burgers, pizza and corn dogs from the district menu. What did they replace it with? $20 million in fresh produce in 2010 alone. Other delectables offered were black bean burgers, pad thai (WTF?), lentil & brown rice cutlets, and vegetarian tamales. All of which were thrown in the trash, uneaten. Some enterprising yutes started bringing kid approved food on campus, meeting market needs for what one can assume is a reasonable profit. So now, the LAUSD has - being highly educated educators - decided to bring back most of the old menu. My question is: What ever happened to lunchboxes? In the meanwhile Lib Dems  need some Democratic country singers/writers to win.  They have the Dipsy Chicks— does that count? ”

Three Boobs on C-Span --

Ahem

“ ”   Justin Cwedible