Saturday, March 31, 2012

Justin decides he's an atheist

The Humanity                        

Justin decides he's an atheist from now on
Res Ipsa Loquitur

Make that 52 ....

*snort*




Beating the bush in the Kalahari


Cultural Going Along to Getting Along
"Nou te montre nou, kounye a ou montre ou"


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Hoes in the Outfield
Hoes in the Outfield
Hoes in the Outfield


In truth—  I posted this light hearted idyll to ameliorate the certain rage befalling anyone stumbling across any one of these three stories.  Watching them all, however, will  almost certainly send you into a murderous rage, pink bosoms or not.   Which would be quite a good thing, actually (hyperbolically speaking, of course).



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Short Arm Inspection

                                                                      Catharsis

Res Ipsa Loquitur

Michelle and Nelson Read a Book

                                                             STFU Michelle

Sometimes Michelle forgets that she is a woman




Res Ipsa Loquitur




Breasts are useful

Res Ipsa Loquitur
Perfect Gizmos and Gadgets    


Dairy Farm Style Breast Pumps


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What?  Don't have twins?  Don't have any kids*?  Why let them go to waste? Be creative.
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     *The primary method of inducing milk production in a woman who has not given birth is to have a baby sucking well at the breast.

Olbermann fired; Sues Gore

LMAO
Olbermann gets fired again;
Olbermann sues Algore



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Res Ipsa Loquitur


Can it get any better than this?

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Kari-Norgaard's Great Silliness

Sigh
How About Some of Both?

University of Oregon Report Compares Global Warming Skepticism To Fight Against Slavery…


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Just read what this chick's resume includes... but hide the .45 first.

Thus warned by du Toit, I girded my loins and jumped into the link.  And laughed my ass off. At some point the left will always jump the shark with one of their gambits, and surely that is the case with AWG. 

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Professor of Musical Chairs Kari-Norgaard
Skepticism regarding the need for immediate and massive action against carbon emissions is a sickness of societies and individuals which needs to be “treated”, according to an Oregon-based professor of “sociology and environmental studies”. Professor Kari Norgaard compares the struggle against climate skepticism to that against racism and slavery in the US South.

Prof Norgaard holds a B.S. in biology and a master’s and PhD in sociology.

“Over the past ten years I have published and taught in the areas of environmental sociology, gender and environment, race and environment, climate change, sociology of culture, social movements and sociology of emotions,” she says.

The good prof is in London at the moment for the “Planet Under Pressure” conference, where she presented a paper on Wednesday dealing with how best to do away with the evil of skepticism and get the human race to focus all its efforts on saving the planet. [Weasel Zippers cont]
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By the by, when I Googled for Norgaard's puss,  I was directed to Doug M's treatment of the same story, complete with the "jump the shark" device.  We are it seems identical twins, except he's better looking and smarter,  but is not the King of France and Sweden. 

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Friday, March 30, 2012

GOP v Americans

What I See
GOP v. Tea Party Score Card


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Res Ipsa Loquitur



Conservatives Wanted
GOP Wanted
We Got
America Got
1976
Reagan
Ford
Ford
Carter    F                  
1980
Reagan
Bush
Reagan
Reagan   A+
1984
Reagan
Reagan
(begrudgingly)
Reagan
Reagan B+
1988
 Kemp
Bush
Bush
Bush  C-
1992
Buchanan
Bush
Bush
Clinton F
1996
Forbes or Graham, or anyone but Dole
Dole
Dole
Clinton F
2000
Forbes or Kasich
Bush
Bush
Bush C
2004
Bush
Bush
Bush
Bush C-
2008
Thompson, Keyes, or Tom Tancredo, or anyone but McCain
McCain
McCain
Some community organizer who once sold dope
F-
2012
Sarah Palin, or anyone but Romney
Romney  Romney 

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Hide the Salami WTF?




BEAT MY  CAPTION!
Win fame


  Fred clearly misunderstood how to play "Hide the Salami"
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Res Ipsa Loquitur

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Snakes and Hillary Having Sex

Today's Etymology

Origin of the word "writhing. " From guttural noise made by cave people watching snakes have sex


also, Hillary Clinton and Webb Hubbell procreating

Res Ipsa Loquitur

tit 4 tat

IDYLL
Res Ipsa Loquitur

I've lost patience here boss

Today's Stereotype Question
Is it stereotypical when 98% act the same?

Population Bombshell

GREEN CRAP

Blow me Paul Ehrlich


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I've mentioned before a book, which name I've forgotten, that I read some 30 years ago that showed how the world's population could live in the state of Texas, with the same population density of Hong Kong. This was pretty radical stuff at the time, because  The Population Bomb still held some sway in the culture.  Written by Paul Ehrlich, who almost certainly is the biggest science charlatan in world history (Al Gore, a disciple,  couldn't carry his panty liner), the book warned of  mass starvation in the 1970s and 1980s due to overpopulation.  At the same time,  Ehrlich was dominating PBS with a series about man caused Global Cooling, until he switched to man caused Global Warming. Yes, the world would be a better place had Ehrlich fallen down an elevator shaft early in life (while holding Ted Kennedy's hand), but he didn't.  But I digress. 

From cuzzin ricky; this ...

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Food Stampin' in Alabammy

       WHAT GUMMINT DOES
                        A Food Stampin' Good Time


“ A nightclub in Montgomery, Ala.hosting a 'Food Stamp Friday' party on April 6 that seems to glamorize life on the federal government's food assistance program. An invitation for the April 6 party (obtained by The Daily Caller) tells patrons of the Rose Supper Club in North Montgomery that the Friday night cover charge will be just $5 if a 'food stamp card' is shown upon arrival.

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New York Hoods

Thug Culture                                  




Res Ipsa Loquitur

Featured - NY State Sen. Eric Adams (r) and two extinguished colleges in conference.  WTF are  they saying?  Please be careful in your response not to add to the growing stereotype of Black Democrat legislators  being little more than street hustlers, race baiters, and recklessly divisive asshats.

Thursday, March 29, 2012

A supreme shock for ‘La-La’ libs


A supreme shock for ‘La-La’ libs


“ The panicked reception in the mainstream media of the three-day Supreme Court health-care marathon is a delightful reminder of the nearly impenetrable parochialism of American liberals.

They’re so convinced of their own correctness — and so determined to believe conservatives are either a) corrupt, b) stupid or c) deluded — that they find themselves repeatedly astonished to discover conservatives are in fact capable of a) advancing and defending their own powerful arguments, b) effectively countering weak liberal arguments and c) exposing the soft underbelly of liberal self-satisfaction as they do so.

That’s what happened this week. There appears to be no question in the mind of anyone who read the transcripts or listened to the oral arguments that the conservative lawyers and justices made mincemeat out of the Obama administration’s advocates and the liberal members of the court.


This came as a startling shock to the liberals who write about the court. [Full (Beauty)]

: *snort*  I hesitate to laugh prematurely, but they owe me.  There is no question in my mind that there exist establishment Democrats who would assassinate every conservative on the court - if they could find someone else to do it for them.  Some democrat said a few days ago that this defeat would actually help Obama get reelected.  The only reason I can think of for that statement to work,  is a belief that Americans won't hate Obama's guts in sufficient number with this threat derailed. Could be some truth there.  We're a fickle lot, easily mollified. Especially with the GOP allowed to select his opponent, which is what got the wet back elected in the first place.  Yes, Wet Back.  It's the pejorative of the day.


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Mad Men - The Game



The Game

I'd walk a mile for a camel ...

                                                                        Catharsis

The camel toe as an art form, ahem, no longer leaves much of an impression on the culture. But still, it did leave little to the imagination, and some found it disturbingly disturbing.  But what about when the camel toe is a camel toe?  I would think that if you find this (roll-over) stimulating, you're a zoophilic foot fetishist! So I wouldn't complain if I were you. Cross filed under Animal Catharsis

government-subsidized Travyon Martin media fiasco.

Democrat or Bubonic
Today's Plague Culture


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Res Ipsa Loquitur

I’m over this government-subsidized Travyon Martin media fiasco. And I plan to stop covering it unless/until the riots – provoked by our race-baiting president and select black men openly putting out ‘consequence-free’ contracts and ‘soft’ hits on George Zimmerman – begin.

Last night it hit me. There is something all too familiar about Obama’s zeal for praising rebellion and aligning himself with it. Egypt. I called him on it. So did every other conservative out there, including Rush Limbaugh, .... [
Perhaps The Most Insightful Comment On The Trayvon Martin ‘Culture’ – Plus 2nd Round Of Trayvon Martin Tweets Found ]

And this will (hopefully) be the last time I menttion it too.  I did find Mr. (Mrs?) Sadhill's analysis spot-on however.

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