Thursday, December 13, 2012

Belafonte- Black Asshole

                                                                          Provoking Racial Unrest
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Every day since Obama's re-election coup (in my opinion), stories like Belafonte's seem to have ramped up.  Is there anything to say to this militant lot?  Who beat their chests like primeval animals after slaying  a mastodon?  Blood lust.  Remind me of a teenage boy's boner; knows what it wants,  but doesn't know how even if it falls on it.   I am 100% convinced blacks are being punked  into this by the Bill Ayers wing of this administration.  The reasons seem  obvious.

RGIII is a class act, something that Belafonte has NEVER been.  But then actor Morgan Freeman had class too; until evidently the pressures to go racist-asshole overwhelmed him.

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20 Hottest ...




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I followed the link to  The 20 Hottest Daughters From The Sports World from the WaPost's digital sports page.  Let's  hope Bernie isn't reading up on the Redskins today.  Yikes.

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Islamo Clusterfuck




  
Rethinking "Hijab"
a good thing?
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French Balloons (Not French Letters)




A View of Paris in 1878… From the Air

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It’s hard to believe that humans have been flying for well over 100 years. Even when we take into account that the Wright brothers took to the air in 1903, that isn’t even old when compared to the first flights. Before the Wrights there was Octave Chanute and Otto Lilienthal, pioneering glider inventors; and before them there was Henri Giffard, creator of the first powered flying machine – a steam powered airship.

No, not hard at all ya whippersnapper.  The Federals were using balloons during the war of Northern Aggression in 1862.  Still, it is fascinating to look back in time—if it was someplace I was familiar with.   Perhaps, if you're a Francophile, you'll notice what's wrong with this picture. It's pretty obvious.  Barn Army bombardiers will have no problem.  Give up?   Here.


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Santa's Bird in Hand

CHRISTMAS
Why You Won't Be Getting What You Asked From Santa

 Tim W

Wednesday, December 12, 2012

Barbaric Islamos

World Enemy #1                               


 

 These are the filthy people the Obama administration have us supporting.

Your Responsibility, Your Call

                              Police State -The Last Enemy


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Government officials are quietly installing sophisticated audio surveillance systems on public buses across the country to eavesdrop on passengers, according to documents obtained by The Daily. Plans to implement the technology are under way in cities from San Francisco to Hartford, Conn., and Eugene, Ore., to Columbus, Ohio.

Linked to video cameras already in wide use, the microphones will offer a formidable new tool for security and law enforcement. With the new systems, experts say, transit officials can effectively send an invisible police officer to transcribe the individual conversations of every passenger riding on a public bus.
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To answer your question:  Supose you were living in 1917 Russia, or 1932 Germany—but with a clairvoyant knowledge of everything that would happen over the next dozen years?  What would you have done?  Do that now.












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Dear Santa

CHRISTMAS

From: Timmy Jones


Merrily sent this updated version of an old stand-by.  There seems to be a new poignancy now.
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Dear Santa, How are you? How is Mrs. Claus? I hope everyone, from the reindeer to the elves, is fine. I have been a very good boy this year. I would like an X-Box 360 with Call of Duty IV and an iPhone 4 for Christmas. I hope you remember that come Christmas Day. Merry Christmas,

Timmy Jones


 Dear Timmy, Thank you for you letter. Mrs. Claus, the reindeer and the elves are all fine and thank you for asking about them. Santa is a little worried all the time you spend playing video games and texting. Santa wouldn't want you to get fat. Since you have indeed been a good boy, I think I'll bring you something you can go outside and play with. Merry Christmas,
Santa Claus


Mr. Claus, Seeing that I have fulfilled the "naughty vs. Nice" contract, set by you I might add, I feel confident that you can see your way clear to granting me what I have asked for. I certainly wouldn't want to turn this joyous season into one of litigation. Also, don't you think that a jibe at my weight coming from an overweight man who goes out once a year is a bit trite? Respectfully,
Tim Jones


Mr. Jones, While I have acknowledged you have met the "nice" criteria, need I remind you that your Christmas list is a request and in no way is it a guarantee of services provided. Should you wish to pursue legal action, well that is your right. Please know, however, that my attorney's have been on retainer ever since the Burgermeister Meisterburger incident and will be more than happy to take you on in open court. Additionally, the exercise I alluded to will not only improve your health, but also improve your social skills and potentially help clear up a complexion that looks like the bottom of the Burger King fry bin most days.
Very Truly Yours, S Claus


Now look here Fat Man, I told you what I want and I expect you to bring it. I was attempting to be polite about this but you brought my looks and my friends into this. Now you just be disrespecting me. I'm about to tweet my boys and we're gonna be waiting for your fat ass and I'm taking my game console, my game, my phone, and whatever else I want. WHAT EVER I WANT, MAN!
T-Bone


Listen Pizza Face, Seriously??? You think a dude that breaks into every house in the world on one night and never gets caught sweats a skinny G-banger wannabe? "He sees you when you're sleeping; He knows when you're awake". Sound familiar, genius? You know what kind of resources I have at my disposal. I got your shit wired, Jack. I go all around the world and see ways to hurt people that if I described them right now, you'd throw up your Totino's pizza roll all over the carpet of your mom's basement. You're not getting what you asked for, but I'm still stopping by your crib to stomp a mud hole in you're ass and then walk it dry. Chew on that, Petunia.
S Clizzy


Dear Santa, Bring me whatever you see fit. I'll appreciate anything.
Timmy


Timmy, That's what I thought you little bastard.
Santa


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Michelle Jenneke Quiz

             
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Today's Catharsis

One of the most cathartic things we do here is watch Michele Jenneke's hurdles.  But, do we really pay attention to the details?  Test yourself here.  Answer all questions before touching the Quiz with your cursor, or you will be disqualified.  I mean it. No second chances; no excuses.
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I scored 100%

Tuesday, December 11, 2012

One of the 5% of knowledgeable Negros

Oh My




Cuzzin Ricky

Pain int the Aspirin?

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Effective Jan 1, 2013, aspirin will be heavily taxed under Obamacare. The only explanation given was that they are white and they work.


I'm such a racist SOB. - Denny

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Today's Great Boner

Great Brit Warplane Collection



Click 4 Collection

Cuzzin Ricky

A thing of beauty

Tails of the Gun  

Not as good as yours, but …
Doug M

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   Thanks Doug.  I'm newly  invigorated.

Michigan Bombs Unions!

Obama's Brown Shirts                       

Today's Equivalent of the Raids on Schweinfurt
Another state gives individuals the right not to join a union.
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Worker Liberation in Michigan


You can tell this is a big deal based on the fury of Big Labor's reaction. Union activists plan to descend on Lansing Tuesday to protest, including many from out of state. State police will have to be on duty to ensure that legislators can get through what is likely to be a loud and abusive cordon of activists who want to block the vote.

This thuggishness is a deliberate and familiar union political strategy: Cause as big a ruckus as possible in hopes of making right to work seem radical when it's already the law in nearly half the country.


Truly, unions are the ball bearings of Obamunism.  Get ready for Wisconsin II. 

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Monday, December 10, 2012

RFK and Lobotomies



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When will he STFU?


Hell, his aunt Rosemary was a functioning genius by comparison, and her daddy had her prefrontal lobotomized so she wouldn't embarrass the family. 

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Myown Prediction


  1. Mayan Calander

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  The world ends for 153,781 people every day. That's  who they were talking about. 

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The Last Enemy

   At The Cinema                           


Government- The Last Enemy


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Res Ipsa LoquitorI started watching 'The Last Enemy' last week.  Watched the first episode,  and got as far as Matthew Good's intro to episode two, and stopped.  I mean what the hell, we're living this.  It's where we're at right now.  To put a finer point on it, listen to the episode four intro (I began watching again last night). 


As a commenter below mentions, it gets a bit slow at times. The protagonist in played by Benedict Cumberbatch,  who also plays Sherlock Holmes in SHERLOCK, which I immensely enjoy.  Here's episode one;  the other four full episodes are also available on You Tube.

Matthew Good

As an aside, Headhunters is Swedish subtitled, but so were the "The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo" movies.  Headhunters is equally gripping.  Trust me.

Sacking Stalin

Instant Analysis on Ravens' loss to Redskins
'God Hates Commies'


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Dare I say the nation rejoices?  I mean, the Redskins are the only good thing to come out of Washington since 1988.  Maryland's  license plate used to carry the motto "America in Miniature."  Today that would read  "Massachusetts in Miniature."  I'm not kidding; the Baltimore Sun once (I STG) rejoiced that the city and state were snapping at the heels of  the Bay State's claim as most solidly progressive in America with a K. The Ravens are testimony to that claim.

When  Baltimore was actively trying to steal Cleveland's football team in 1996, it was made clear by Brown's owner Art Modell that he would not play in Memorial Stadium.  Maryland Governor William Schaeffer said okay, we'll build you a new stadium in the Oriole's Camden Yards parking lot.  "The hell you will!" shouted voters.  "We ain't paying to build another play-pen for some rich guy with a team."  So Shaeffer had the state legislature vote on it, without notice,  in the wee hours of the morning.  Marylanders woke to the news that Obamacare was a done deal— wait, I meant the new stadium was a done deal.

Baltimore would later (1994)  invent the last minute  magical box of  Democrat votes to salvage a lost election that is now a staple of the DNC.  So too the  middle of the night session  (Christmas Eve, if necessary) to jam unwanted law down America's throat. 

There you have it then. The 'Skin's improbable defeat of the Ravens is on par with 1980's Miracle On Ice, when we beat that other ratbastard commie team.


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Saturday, December 08, 2012

OMG. Really?

                      croak

      

Friday, December 07, 2012

Moslem Stamp Out




  
STAMP OUT
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thor~ sent me info on the Moslem Holiday Stamp.  And yes there is one, but it was commissioned by someone using Zazzle just as I just did (bottom stamp).   The difference is that I will be damned surprised if Zazzle approves my stamp.  There are several content requirements, but this catch-all will probably be invoked in my case. 
  • Advocate or protest any social, political, legal, moral or religious agenda in a way that may appear controversial to others.
Which begs the question (alternate definition):  Do Dazzle think celebrating a Moslem holiday on a US postage stamp is not controversial? Or promote a religious idea?  They probably do, but fear having their heads cut off.

UPDATE
as predicted
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