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"Let there be bullshit" “ Is it just me, or does Kwanzaa seem to come earlier and earlier each year? And let's face it, Kwanzaa's gotten way too commercialized. A few years ago, I suspended my annual Kwanzaa column because my triumph over this fake holiday seemed complete. The only people still celebrating Kwanzaa were presidential-statement writers and white female public school teachers. But it seems to be creeping back. A few weeks ago, House Minority Leader Rep. Nancy Pelosi, D-Calif., complained about having to stick around Washington for fiscal cliff negotiations by accusing Republicans of not caring about "families" coming together to bond during Kwanzaa. [Ann Coulter] ”

Nick DiPaolo; Comedy Laureate of the Tea Party

Nick DiPaolo: RAW NERVE (NSFW) “ Click to play (about 3 Mb WMV download) Nick DiPaolo is the Comedy Laureate of the Tea Party.  I snagged 10 minutes from his "Raw Nerve" video because I wanted you to know  .... The whole video is on NetFlix and Amazon ....  ”

You're in the Army Now ...or Should Be

You're in the Army Now ...or Should Be “ Picture-Alaska Dispatch Thanks to the Clintonite media after the Oklahoma City slaughter, just the mention of it conjures up images of rednecks dressed in camouflage, running around the woods with plans to kill everyone isight. But what really is the militia? According to United States Code, Title 10 USC § 311 -- Militia: composition and classes: (a)The militia of the United States consists of all able-bodied males at least 17 years of age and, except as provided in section 313 of title 32, under 45 years of age who are, or who have made a declaration of intention to become, citizens of the United States and of female citizens of the United States who are members of the National Guard. (b)The classes of the militia are- (1)the organized militia, which consists of the National Guard and the Naval Militia; and (2)the unorganized militia, which consists of the members of the militia who are not members of the National Guard or the Naval Militia. [...] The reason the Second Amendment was included in the founding documents was to ensure that the people could meet the threat of a standing army. Its writers knew from history that a standing army serves only the government, not the people. Since the form of government they provided rested the ultimate authority with the people, it was only fitting and proper that the people had a means to ensure their power was not usurped. [Full Article] Obama, a man recognized as, and invested with the full powers of the President is manifestly a clear and present danger to the United States of America.   Academically speaking. ”

Charles Burning RIP

Charles Durning, US Army Ranger – D-day and WWII veteran a true  BAMF and ‘king of character actors,’ dies at 89 “ Your actions have earned you an impressive number of decorations: the World War Two Victory Medal, three Purple Hearts, the Bronze Star, and the very prestigious Silver Star for the brave act of destroying a battery of enemy machine guns. Speech by Consul General of France Philippe Larrieu, honoring actor Charles Durning,  Beverly Hills, April 22, 2008 [Full Story]   Loved him in "Evening Shade."  Your next mission soldier, is to make sure Ted Kennedy has not been secreted into heaven by some renegade Irish Cardinal. Find and destroy. Amen. ”

Comedy Cinema

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3 hour medley

Merry F'n Christmas Mates! 3 hour medley

Thrust & Riposte

Oh My

Retro Music

Four Years Ago Today

Terpmas

Merry Terpmas

Sorry Kids

Oh My

A Christmas Story

CHRISTMAS             Christmas Story “ My grandmother noticed Louise the moment she walked in the door. "What the hell is that?" she asked. My brother quickly explained, "It's a doll." "Who would play with something like that?" Granny snapped. I had several candidates in mind, but kept my mouth shut. "Where are her clothes?" Granny continued. "Boy, that turkey sure smells nice, Gran," Jay said, trying to steer her into the dining room. But Granny was relentless. "Why doesn't she have any teeth?" If you've never been in an X-rated store, don't go. You'll only confuse yourself. I was there an hour saying things like, "What does this do?" "You're kidding me!" " Who would buy that?" Again, I could have answered, but why would I?   It was Christmas and no one wanted to ride in the back of the ambulance saying, "Hang on Granny, Hang on!" My grandfather, a delightful old man with poor eyesight, sidled up to me and said," Hey, who's the naked gal by the fireplace?"   I told him she was Jay's friend. A few minutes later I noticed Grandpa by the mantel, talking to Louise.   Not just talking, but actually flirting. [Continued] A sweet Christmas memory, wot. ”

A Kid's Christmas

Tis The Season

A catchy folk tune

Oh My

Cousin Ricky

Obama Claus

Oh My

Tommy Joe Mann

Today's Bargain

Tommy Lee Smith

Ellen DeGeneres Stretching Things

What I Saw                                   I am not making this up (Surfing Channels) Even though Ellen is pretty cute, you know hers ain't been used much in the normal, you know, way.  So why go and stretch things?  Course I don't know what lesbians do, so I'm not one to talk. Where the hell is Helly when I need her? HELLY!

COBY Who?

What I Saw                                         Wooted GEE DAD-IT'S A COBY! Me and MoSup Christmas gifted Mo-Sup with a   Famous Maker 46" 1080p 3D LED HDTV  for $405 Delivered! (Woot).  She had a lousy 32 inch SEKO that didn't get full HD, and had no recognized code for the Verizon remote.  When it was being unloaded from the truck yesterday, I looked—gasp.  HFS!  The "famous maker" is SONY!  But, when the guy put the box down in the hallway—see rollover.   It was a COBY!?! My first thought was of Manhattan discount stores selling SOMY electronics and such.  Yikes. I Googled COBY and up popped ads from Best Buy, Wal-Mart, etc.; so I felt better. Getting to the bottom line—HMFS! Out of the box this is the best picture I've ever seen, and I have a Sony 46" LCD in the den. LED rocks.  I can pick this thing up with one hand. My selling point to MoSup was that she can leave it running for a year with $2 of electricity.  I overstated, but not by a whole hell of a lot.   Coby claims a yearly cost of $21.  Plus, the picture is viewable from any angle. After charging up the included 3-D glasses, I  found RIO on Verizon, and HFS!  It's freaking 3-D! It's wonderful—way way better than the only other 3-D movie I ever saw, House of Wax. And get this.  ESPN is going 3-D at year end!  HFS!!! Anyway, I'm happy.  MoSup's flabbergasted.  The sumbitch might break in a year, but for now this is one sweet deal. I just noticed that the Woot promo does say "Coby 46" 1080p 3D LED HDTV, 3 HDMI." Now it does. I swear it didn't when I first tuned in.

The Plague

Today's PSA

Exit Tax

Oh My

Lying Mayan Wetbacks

WHOA! “ Man, we're still here? Glad I didn't at the last minute believe them Mayan wetbacks, and not steal the Bentley from City Motors, or do that cheerleaders thing.   Phew. ”