Sunday, September 29, 2013

Laser gun

What about ranges of, say, two miles? 
-- or maybe from 50,000 feet to Beijing?




SNL



So, a lot of folks are talking about last night’s season premiere of Saturday Night Live and its skit on Obama’s sell of Obamacare.  Many are commenting that it mocks Obamacare.  I’m not sure I really saw it entirely the same way.

Check it out for yourself: ( Legal Insurrection)



To set the scene for those of you who don’t feel like watching the video, several “regular Americans” are invited to approach the podium as Obama speaks to an audience to try and sell the Affordable Care Act.

The first is a woman who gleefully says she is psyched for Obamacare because now she can get sick as much as she wants.  Another is a father who laments that Obama has made sure that his slacker adult son, who has pinched a nerve in a porn-viewing “accident,” will never have to lift a finger to get health insurance, thanks to Obama.  He rushes off exclaiming, “Chris Christie in ’16!”

The skit then makes a quick slam on Ted Cruz’s quasi-filibuster, citing Dr. Seuss lines and demanding a government shutdown.  Parody Cruz is escorted off the stage by security as he yells, “Horton may hear a who, but the only thing I’m hearing right now is Socialism!!!”

An iPhone customer jumps to the podium to decry that her new phone broke and hasn’t been fixed.  Parody Obama says, “I believe you’re confusing Obamacare with AppleCare,” to which she responds, “either way, happened on your watch.”

An ER doctor then complains that if people in this country would just “stop putting stuff up their butts,” we’d save  ....  [Full-
Legal Insurrection]


I think the people asking the lead question are the very dullards who rely on The Daily Show and SNL for political guidence. 


James J. Martin





Revisionist History Has a Place- Sometimes

But not here
By the by, recent correspondence with Skoonj led from a Diana West thing to Pearl Harbor: Antecedents, Background and Consequences by James J. Martin. I then chipped in with  Day of Deceit: The Truth About FDR and Pearl Harbor. But that's not what this is about. 

James J. Martin is known as a "history revisionist;" not always a pejorative.  It means, here, that when he found the facts to be otherwise than the story, he went after it.  Were he alive today, he'd be going nuts trying to square things.*

One problem I do have with Martin is that later in life he became a Holocaust "denier."  Not really claiming that death camps didn't exist, but "I don't believe that the evidence of a planned extermination of the entire Jewish population of Europe is holding up." 

Cynical as I've become about some aspects of the subject— e.g., If Gypsies controlled America's media,  we would have a Gypsy Holocaust Museum,  and endless documentaries on the Hiller channels about them being hunted down and murdered. So, it becomes a matter of scale in that respect; but I simply cannot get my head around any argument that claims the "Jewish Holocaust" did not occur as a matter of policy.  Plan "A." or not. I'll call it a mid-life brain-fart, and let it go. 
* James J. Martin died in 2004.  Many think over the media adulation being  poured  upon a nondescript Kenyan-born dope dealer,  and race-hustler from Chicago,  who was running for the US Senate!  He accepted that he could no longer keep up with media manipulation of the truth, and lost his will to live. 

Waitress, Juice, Antiques, and British stuff

Four Things




English is Tough Stuff

English is Tough Stuff




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Sex Jihad




  


News emerged a few weeks ago in Arabic media that yet another fatwa had called on practicing Muslim women to travel to Syria and offer their sexual services to the jihadis fighting to overthrow the secularist Assad government and install Islamic law. Reports attribute the fatwa to Saudi sheikh Muhammad al-’Arifi, who, along with other Muslim clerics earlier permitted jihadis to rape Syrian women.

Muslim women prostituting themselves in this case is being considered a legitimate jihad because such women are making sacrifices—their chastity, their dignity—in order to help apparently sexually-frustrated jihadis better focus on the war to empower Islam in Syria.

And it is prostitution—for they are promised payment, albeit in the afterlife. The Koran declares that “Allah has purchased of the believers their persons [their bodies] and their goods; for theirs (in return) is the garden (of Paradise): they fight in His cause, and slay and are slain (Yusuf Ali trans. 9:111).

On the basis of this fatwa, several young Tunisian Muslim girls traveled to Syria to be “sex-jihadis.” Video interviews of distraught parents bemoaning their daughters’ fates are on the Internet, including one of a father and mother holding a picture of their daughter: “She’s only 16—she’s only 16! They brainwashed her!” pleads the father. [Full]

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Saturday, September 28, 2013

And the good guys are?


Democrat or Bubonic

Today's Plague Culture

Man Posing As Federal Agent Robbing People On South Side
Armed by Obama

And we know he isn't a federal agent because ...?



Sling Shotted

Hold The Champagne Leroy



Sigh


Site-Meter Pop-up

 
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I only see this when I'm using iPad's Apple browser of iPAD Chrome - I forget which.  How about you?

  iri screen cap

GOING SOON ...




Call a Cab

Something Funny

Sigh

For several months after beginning this blog I posted Something Funny.  A collection of jokes, anecdotes and trivia I found, or readers sent.  They're still out there , being paid for with your donations, so what the hell; here's the collection.

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I only told her to do that and she did not do it.



What I See                          


H-1B workers in line for Obamacare work
IT requirements of the Affordable Care Act are being met under state contracts that allow, in their silence, the use of temporary visa workers

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Friday, September 27, 2013

Aqua Fresh Ad








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Because Liberals can just make shit up

 
Liars, Racists,  and Other Democrats                  

"If you're trying to change minds and influence people it's probably not a
good idea to say that virtually all elected Democrats are liars, but what the hell.  TRKOF&S

An email sent to students by a University of Maryland official that cites the Trayvon Martin shooting as evidence "it is legal to hunt down and kill American children in Florida" is being blasted as the latest evidence of a left-wing bias on campus.

The email, from William Dorland, director of the school's Honors College, starts by welcoming students back to campus, but then quickly veers into politics.


Res Ipsa LoquitorShould you wish to contact the University of Maryland:

University of Maryland Honors College
Anne Arundel Hall 
University of Maryland 
College Park, MD 20742 
301.405.6771 
301.405.6723 (fax) 

La Plata Hall
University of Maryland 
College Park, MD 20742 
301.405.5879 

honors@umd.edu

or William Dorland directly:

Email: bdorland@umd.edu

(via Tea Party Command Center)

    Ralph Gizzip


TYRANNY OF THE URBAN MAJORITY





KING NUMBERS: THE TYRANNY OF THE URBAN MAJORITY
by PATRICK HENRY


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Note:

Dear patron of our humble website,


The only hope then is secession, not from the United States, but from Maryland. Even though a new state would not be able to avoid the mandate of uniform apportionment, it would not matter. The ten counties (Harford and the Eastern Shore) would be of one mind on many issues, including respect of property. If this is not a sufficient reason to secede, then what is?

Bye, Bye Maryland!
Before you take the time to read the following essay, please note that the first few paragraphs concern federal law suits and the issue of constitutionality.  While interesting to masochists like myself, these paragraphs are not necessary to read and understand the purpose of this essay, though, they will give you an undeniable advantage over any liberal Democrat from the Baltimore-Washington corridor when discussing the topic of the tyranny of Maryland’s Government.  Those wishing to skip my Constitutional soliloquy, please start reading at paragraph number 5.

I happened upon this treatise, and as also happens from time to time I found it epiphanic.  While nominally discussing the plight of Marylanders under the heavy boot of state Democrats—quite disproportionately, and illegally as it turns out— the whoseits and whatsits are applicable to everybody. I am told that constitutional law is not taught in any of the state's law schools, so I am already one-up on Maryland's liberal mountebanks  in that regard.  Here below are a few snippets.  I'll put the entire article into the Defining Articles library for easy future reference.


One of the most overlooked and misunderstood aspects of the United States Constitution are Sections 2 and 3 of Article I; these set out the guidelines for selecting members to the United States Senate and House of Representatives.  Ever since the infamous court cases of Baker v. Carr (1962) and Reynolds v. Sims (1964), most Americans, who have any interest in government and politics, have come to the mistaken belief that Founding Fathers of our country intended for the legislative leaders of this country to be apportioned with mathematical scrutiny in adherence to the motto, “One Man, One Vote.”  In practical terms this means that every Congressional District must contain the same number of citizens, as well as the Legislative Districts in each State having a uniform number of citizens.

 The Chief Justice during these two erroneous court decisions was Earl Warren who, like so many Justices of the Supreme Court in the past half century, must have slept his way through law school when the professors were teaching Constitutional Law.  Either that, or they were not taught that historical context is vital to understanding the Founders’ intentions.  Where did the Warren Court get their authority?  Apparently, the 14th Amendment.  With all due respect to those it was trying to help, viz. blacks, this is the most poorly written and abused Amendment in American history.  The Warren Court decided in Baker v. Carr that the “Equal Protection Clause” demanded that states apportion their Congressional Districts uniformly.  Interesting, is it not, that while States are allegedly commanded by the Constitution to apportion their Congressional Districts in said manner, the Federal Government was allowed to maintain the policy that all States, no matter their size, were permitted two senators.  Hypocrisy?  Or was it a terrible or deliberate misreading of a section of an Amendment whose spirit was to protect blacks?  The answer is: Yes!  To Both
[...]
second, the mere thought that the letter of the 14th Amendment implies a revision of Article I, Sections 2 and 3 of the Constitution is a ridiculous premise, ipso facto; likewise, the thought that the spirit of the 14th Amendment was to promote anything other than the fair treatment of blacks is ludicrous as well.  Certainly, if it could be clearly proven that individual States were intentionally disenfranchising blacks with insidious congressional districting, meant to take away their voice in government, perhaps there would be an argument.  But if that is the case, not only would such geographical districting be very difficult to achieve, how would those ends be any different from the gerrymandering for other unethical reasons that have existed since the 1800s?  Or, why was the Senate left untouched?  One could argue that majority white States that are small in population (e.g. Wyoming) get the same number of senators as large, multi-ethnic, urban states (e.g. New York).  At the very least, racism aside, the 14th Amendment was never meant to be used in any apportionment case based solely on population discrepancies between districts. [FULL]

Thursday, September 26, 2013

A Parrot

OH MY
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I was at my local shopping centre when I noticed a Muslim girl with the most amazingly coloured parrot perched on her shoulder.

"Where did you get that from?" I asked.                                        

"Christmas Island, Australia! - There's f'king thousands of them!" said the Parrot.



And representing Obama- ACORN

                                                          Provoking Racial Unrest


U.S. $ponsors Event Featuring Ex ACORN Chief Trashing Whites


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Oh, the Humanity

President Obama and more than a dozen U.S. government agencies participated in a Washington D.C. conference that featured a keynote speaker—a black activist who headed the Association of Community Organizations for Reform Now (ACORN)—who made racist remarks about whites.

It gets better; American taxpayers helped fund the annual event, put on by the Congressional Black Caucus Foundation (CBCF), a group that aims to improve the socioeconomic circumstances of African Americans and other underserved communities. Each exhibitor paid $2,000 to participate in the yearly showcase which is billed as one of the largest gatherings of African American professionals. [...]

Bertha Lewis, the former CEO of ACORN, the famously corrupt community group with strong ties to Obama, took the stage. [Full Judicial Watch]


Lewis urged blacks to support increased immigration as a way to gain political power against whites. “We got some Latino cousins, we got some Asian cousins, we got some Native-American cousins, we got all kind of cousins,” Lewis said. “Cousins need to get together because if we’re going to be [part of the non-white] majority, it makes sense for black people in this country to get down with immigration reform.”

 Lewis continued: “Everyone, even all white folks in this country, acknowledge that in a minute, [the] United States of America will be a new majority, will be majority minority, a brand-new thing.” In 2012, “for the first time ever in history, African-Americans outvoted white Americans.



If establishing White Americans as the enemy is trashing, then that's what she's done. What a disgrace, but not at all surprising from this President. It's also a disgrace that ignorant, ill educated felons like Bertha Lewis are  the spokesmen Obama turns to. 

In the first place, that Home-Boy coalition she waxes on about is a contrivance.  Blacks hate Asian guts, because through industriousness they own much of the commerce in Black neighborhoods.  For their part, Asians sneer at Blacks, and refer to their welfare checks as "Black Gold."  Hard core West coast Hispanics hate everyone. Native American cousins indeed.  And her  “for the first time ever in history, African-Americans outvoted white Americans,"
is a purposeful lie, or more likely a product of her self imposed fecklessness and stupidity.

If it was Obama's intent to divide American along  racial lines, and it manifestly was, he's succeeded admirably. 


Two Things

                   




Have Another Then

As seen

10 Quotes

D-Day Art

 
Vajayjay Culture

The 'fallen' were left to be washed away by the tide at the end of the day
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A pair of British artists have created this stunning installation of 9,000 silhouettes on a D-Day Landings beach to mark international Peace Day.

The project, named, 'The Fallen' is a tribute to the civilians, German forces and Allies who lost their lives during the Operation Neptune landing on June 6, 1944.

The design was the brainchild of Jamie Wardley, 33, and Andy Moss, 50.

Together with a team of volunteers the pair travelled to Arromanches beach, Normandy, to create the silhouettes, which were individually drawn into the sand. [Full]

"Peace Day" sophistry aside, this is an excellent companion piece to the opening 30 minutes of "Saving Private Ryan." We are so used to the hyperbolical use of numbers that it takes pictures like those to drive home the horror of D-Day beaches, and 9000 casualties.


A curmudgeonly aside.  It is my misfortune that MoSup watches the Today Show each  morning.  Before I could skedaddle today, I was treated to  Matt Lauer 's segment "Zimmerman's wife holds her ground."  Evidently she is filing for divorce from the beast because, who knows; he broke the iPad with her evidence. She did mention that she'd  "lost 40 pounds, " and was ready to "move on."  Right.  Anyway, Lauer did his damnedest to get her to say that he lied about "targeting" the Trayvon thug, to no avail.  They just will not give up on this. But here's the linkage to Normandy.

I can see a  1940's Matt Lauer interviewing widows and mothers  every morning about how they feel about the death of their husband/son.  "In retrospect, do you  feel it was worth the loss of your loved one for this cause?"   Because that's what they've done during every war since Vietnam.  And it's why women feel that Liberals have their six. Sheesh.





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