Emperors

Hoosier Daddy?

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Hitachi-San Art

art is everywhere I don't need no stinking art gallery HYSTERICAL LITERATURE: THE ORGASM AS ART “ When I tell Clayton’s lovely assistant for the evening that I’ve never experienced the Hitachi, her eyes light up. I’ve obviously gotten myself into the most fun kind of trouble. Lights get set and everyone assumes their positions. My underwear lays on the floor out of frame. As I start reading, my disbelief is suspended. I forget what is about to happen. The first touch on my thigh sends all available blood to my vulva. I continue to enunciate properly, focusing on the text. I’ve broken a sweat. If this goes on for much longer my hair will be plastered to my head with perspiration as though I’ve been working out or engaging in acrobatic man/woman penetrative fucking. I stumble over a word, my concentration breaks as I go back to pronounce it correctly. Neither the Hitachi or the woman wielding it will be denied, but in the interests of art (and because this feels so beautifully filthy I don’t want it to stop yet) I hold out as long as I can. This section of the world that I’m inhabiting slows down, zooms in. Like a stretched rubber band it suddenly contracts, and I am lovingly punched with an orgasm. And Clayton Cubitt talks to Salon about the project.   Tommy Lee Smith (more) ”

Then Force the Sumbitch Model

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The Candidate After Retired Maj. Gen. Paul E. Vallely called for the “forced resignations” of President Obama and congressional leaders in response to multiple grievances, including the alleged political purge of hundreds of senior military officers, two retired U.S. generals are creating a citizens’ commission to scrutinize Obama administration actions on national security and economic issues. Vallely, formerly the deputy commanding general of Pacific Command, said the current crop of leaders must be forced to resign by the “demand resignation” process, which he explained requires massive grass-roots protests and social networking. As an example, he cited the public and media pressure that led to the resignation of President Richard Nixon. Impeachment, Vallely said, is not a viable option because of “partisan politics.” Vallely reminds Americans that the Declaration of Independence itself states that whenever “any Form of Government becomes destructive to these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem more likely to affect their Safety and Happiness.” Vallely said the nation he long defended is self-destructing “before our very eyes,” because of “our inept and incompetent leadership in Washington.” “The battle is on,” he added, “and we shall not retreat.” (here and here) I'm generally happy about, and supportive of this.  There is this caveat however; be wary of any proposition to  change the face of government that's fronted by the military.  I said wary, not dismissive.  I had never thought of  "forced resignation" as an option, and Valley's Nixon example seems flawed. Nixon was forced into resignation, in the end, but only  after he was falsely informed by a cadre of trusted GOP leaders that there were sufficient Senate votes to convict.  There were not. But things only reached this point after a relentless campaign by the WaPost created a climate of inevitability. That sort of media firestorm would  never occur against a Democrat president (witness Clinton); unless.  Unless the American people followed up with massive demonstrations that Democrats saw as threatening their party, long term.  They would throw their own children down a mine shaft in that event.

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Marwencol, Skin and some crap

At The Cinema                            Two Movies + a - Watch Action and Adventure! Romance and Redemption! on PBS. See more from Independent Lens. This is a truly amazing deal. - From PBS (full movie HERE): "On April 8, 2000, Mark Hogancamp was attacked outside a bar in Kingston, New York, by five men who beat him literally to death. Revived by paramedics, Mark had suffered brain damage and physical injuries so severe even his own mother didn’t recognize him. After nine days in a coma and 40 days in the hospital, Mark was discharged with little memory of his previous life. Unable to afford therapy, Mark decided to create his own. In his backyard, he built Marwencol, a 1/6th scale World War II-era town that he populated with dolls representing his friends, family, and even his attackers. He used the small dolls and props to redevelop his hand-eye coordination, while he dealt with the psychological trauma from his attack through the town’s many battles and dramas." Here's anothr film I watched over the weekend. First, it has good looking lesbian (aren't they always) schoolgirl sex.  That's one thing.  The second thing is the acting is  pretty damned good.  The third thing, and the real reason I'm even talking about it, is that Paulie, the spurned party of this affair, goes off the deep end.  Totally psycho.  There are at least three times you will expect that parents will be called, and Paulie expelled.  But, oh-no.  This is a statement about compassionate   Liberalism.  The adults in charge are oh-so progressive, loving, understanding, well meaning, and just darned nice.  The people who wrote the screenplay,  backed it financially, and promoted it  are comfortable with all of it. It's in their comfort zone; it's  what they know, and see as good.  I'd have sued the shit out of them if I was Mr. Paulie. .  Oh. wait.  I nearly forgot.  Because I viewed Lost and Delirious, Netflix recommended Sacred (not  Scared, or Scary; but Sacred) Love-Making (I will not link this crap).  I watched two minutes.  Here's the best review you will find anywhere. Sacred Love Making?  Sacred?  This is the worst film ever made in someone's basement for $200 and a gram of cocaine for the stars—whom I will guess couldn't find work in a proper porn movie.  The thoroughly unctuous guy with the long curly hair?  I wanted to unscrew his head and throw it down an old well. Yes, all this in two minutes.  Could have done it in 30 seconds, but it was like watching an accident; I lingered. . O

Obama. Kerry. Iran . Arghhhhhhhhh!

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KERRY, OBAMA, BROKER NUKE DEAL WITH IRAN More historic than Jimmy Carter's snookering of Kim il-Jong If Obama and Kerry were men of good character, which they are demonstratively not,  then this could be chalked up to more Liberal, Chamberlaineaque, naivety.  Instead it is one of two things, and since we here seem to be of the same mindset, we all know what they are. Obama and Kerry are incredibly stupid men, who have no record of performing a single selfless act, and whose careers are nowhere if not for the protection and promotion of a hard Liberal and sycophantic media. I mean, puh-leeeze.  Kerry. who lied under oath to congress about what  he observed in Vietnam, and who later headed a group that voted on whether to assassinate United States Senators!?  And Obama—who supposedly wrote and had published two books  before he had served two years  in Congress?  There is no second thing.  Both are performers in a play that is about, in Obama's own words,  Reclaiming Rewriting the American Dream so that it suits them and their sponsors. —

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The right amount of excitement

Catharsis Tommy Lee Smith

Too Much Excitement  Not me up there.  Not ever again I suppose.  Sigh; the dream is dead.  Thursday— went late to the treadmill.  Working my way up after years of indolence, was scheduled for 6/10 mile run. Turned on the view screen, and lo! the second half of the 2002 NCAA BB  tourney game.  MD-U Conn battle for Final Four berth.   Way exciting.  Lonnie Baxter, Juan Dixon, Eric Hayes— Oh Yeah. I knew who won, but hate U Conn  and wanted to watch them lose again.  They did,  but JFC,  I had by then run 2.5 miles.  Heart beat into 170s, and sopping wet. No muscle machines this day, maybe never.  Went home and slept 4 hours.  JFC. Knees still ache.  Last night I watched the Terps play Marist whilst reclined in the Lounge-O-Matic with beer and  pretzels, the way god wants it. Feeling good here boss.

Shooting Tom Jefferson in the Face

The Color of War "... the most important and most dangerous restructuring of Senate rules since Thomas Jefferson wrote them at the beginning of our country,” “ “This is the most important and most dangerous restructuring of Senate rules since Thomas Jefferson wrote them at the beginning of our country,” declared Senator Lamar Alexander, Republican of Tennessee. “It’s another raw exercise of political power to permit the majority to do whatever it wants whenever it wants to do it.” ADA's president is Lynn Woolsey. Its vice presidents include such notables as Elijah Cummings, Eleanor Holmes Norton, and Jan Schakowsky. And among its honorary presidents are Barney Frank, John Lewis, Jim McDermott, George McGovern, and Charles Rangel. The organization's national director is Michael Wilson, a former official with the United Food and Commercial Workers International Union. (Discover The Networks) The decision to press the button on the so-called nuclear option was no doubt cathartic for a Democratic majority driven to distraction by Republican obstructionism. President Obama had predicted his re-election would break the partisan fever gripping Washington, especially since the Tea Party movement swept Republicans to control of the House. It did not. “Doing nothing was no longer an option,” said Senator Tom Udall of New Mexico, one of a new breed of Democrats who have pressed to reform Senate rules. "... one of the new breed of Democrats who have pressed to reform Senate rules...," says the New York Times,  after sticking their heads out of the cloistered confines of brick wall Liberalism,  and blinded by light.   The Americans For Democratic Action combined average score for Senate Democrats in 2012 was 90% (Republican-12%), much the same as the 2010 chart above.  The numbers spiked upward, from 70% to 90%,  during the the Clinton era. New breed, indeed. You will be very hard pressed to find any disagreement between the ADA and  Communist Party USA (CPUSA) since the late 80's,  when Democrats began ratcheting leftward in a big way.  It is, or should be, the "DUH" of the year to say that Communism is inimical to the American Way of Life we all claim to love, even as Liberals throw great chunks of it down the sewer on a regular basis.  By any standard then, this is the picture of today's two party system, no hyperbole intended,  The only difference is that Democrats have succeeded where the Red armies could not.  'Nuff said.  ”

Air Tech

TECHNO THRILLS                       TOP GUNS “ Neat, from Tommy Lee Smith.  I've posted several of these things in the past, and am now jaded, and somewhat bitter.  Some years ago I was moved to  invent the drone  by suggesting that these RC aircraft be equipped with a cockpit cam, rockets, and MGs, so school kids could patrol the US border at home, after school, and  napalm illegals.  It seems the military took that idea and called it a "drone."   Never made me an Admiral, nor pay me the  appropriate $5 mil (or even a farthing) for the concept.   Anyway, while we're on the subject, this is some fun. “In what only can be described as a scene out of Tom Cruise’s “Top Gun,” Gen. Mark A. Welsh III, Air Force chief of staff, describes how F-22 stealth jets scared off Iranian jets from a U.S. drone flying in international airspace. The Aviationist reports that in March a U.S. MQ-1 drone came close to being intercepted by an Iranian F-4 Phantom combat plane, but the Iranian aircraft stopped short after a warning by an American pilot. “He [the Raptor pilot] flew under their aircraft [the F-4s] to check out their weapons load without them knowing that he was there, and then pulled up on their left wing and then called them and said ‘you really ought to go home,’” Gen. Welsh said. According to The Aviationist, the Iranians came within 16 miles of the drone.No word yet on whether Obama has fired all involved. [Full] Also, this first clip, I think, fits into this mix. ”

Waxman-Trafficant?

Oh My

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The Schad Thing

The Obamissariat

FIttness is Good

Catharsis Queue Y-M-C-A Me and the MoSup celebrated our wedding anniversary a few weeks ago, and gave each other a membership in a health club.  Best thing ever.  That's why my morning posts are generally down.  I discovered that mornings are when, after dropping their kids off at school, or after hubby goes to work, the more—erm—dedicated health enthusiasts show up. It's just wonderful seeing young people keeping  themselves fit. I begin with the treadmill; all have a video screen with basic cable.  In the morning, I don't watch it  anymore.  It's just a joy watchimg my surrounding; the place is like a disco.   In the afternoon,  matrons, geezers, and fatties pretty much occupy the place; ESPN is then a great watch.  (MoSup likes the recumbent cycle, and listens to the rosary and some other stuff.) That Jacob's ladder is directly in front of the rest bench I occupy after the treadmill, before moving on to a circuit of 12 torture device machines. Sometimes I have to cool off for many minutes before I move on,  because it's not all that popular.  Sometimes nobody uses it, alas. I love this place.  Oh, the reason my posts are down in the afternoon is because I'm napping.

Safest Town in America

Sampson, NC By their Crime Beat ye shall know them Well, except for the other.  But still?

What a Knockout

Thugnation                      Knockout Game “ Like the "Fight Game," except only one person knows he's participating Ever so slowly, reporters are starting to figure out a version of black mob violence called the Knockout Game. The first chip in the wall fell in New York, where Police Commissioner Ray Kelly said last week that Orthodox Jews in Crown Heights were the victims of eight episodes of mob violence and vandalism. He did not see a pattern. But the New York Post did, reporting: “The way the game is played, one of a number of young blacks decides to show that he can knock down some stranger on the streets, preferably with one punch, as they pass by. Often, some other member of the group records the event so that a video of that ‘achievement’ is put on the Internet to be celebrated.” The violence, caught on video, was so egregious even the CBS affiliate in New York had trouble ignoring it. The station reported that Rabbi Yaacov Behrman said “he believes the assaults are part of a disturbing game by some African-American teens.” The same station, however, reported on the Knockout Game in Hoboken just a few days before without mentioning the central organizing feature of the violence: The race of the perpetrators. In Washington, D.C., the CBS affiliate reported this week that at least two people were recent victims of the Knockout Game. But the station got it wrong on two counts. One was of omission: It did not mention that everyone involved in committing the Knockout Game is .... [Full] It's the Obama culture, and there is no cure that will not in my opinion trigger the very race riots that Obama needs in order to go into full lock down mode (AKA martial law.  What?  You thought the billion rounds of ammo Nappy bought were for an anticipated invasion by Canada?) But Rodge, we need some catharis now! OK WASHINGTON — Former Reagan Justice Department lawyer Larry Klayman hopes the 19th of November will rank with the 4th of July, someday. He called the day the beginning of “The Second American Revolution.” ”

I'm Sorry

I'm sorry ... I'm sorry, so sorry Please accept my apology But Bush had me in a bind And I was just not free I'm sorry, so sorry That I was such a fool I didn't know This job could be so cruel Oh, oh, oh, oh Uh-oh Oh, yes You tell me mistakes Are part of being young But that don't right The wrong that's been done [Spoken:] (I'm sorry) I'm sorry (So sorry) So sorry Please accept my apology But Bush had me in a bind And I was just not free Oh, oh, oh, oh Uh-oh Oh, yes You tell me mistakes Are part of being young But that don't right The wrong that's been done Oh, oh, oh, oh Uh-oh Oh, yes I'm sorry, so sorry Please accept my apology But Bush had me in a bind And I was just not free (Sorry) (TUNE) Obama to Apologize to Afghans in Exchange for Security Deal... U.S. and Afghan officials reportedly have reached a tentative agreement on a critical security pact -- which would include President Obama writing a letter to the Afghan people acknowledging mistakes during the "war on terror." According to Reuters, an Afghan spokesman said Tuesday that Obama agreed to write the letter, to be presented with the draft security pact at a meeting of tribal elders later this week. The New York Times, citing a spokesman for Afghan President Hamid Karzai, reported that Secretary of State John Kerry proposed the letter in a conversation with Karzai. Karzai asked that Obama sign it, and Kerry reportedly agreed. The letter apparently helped them reach a tentative deal authorizing U.S. raids on Afghan homes in certain circumstances, which had been an area of disagreement. I cannot believe that, with this cat is out of the bag, Obama and Kerry will be up to facing the criticism that will surely follow.  Not with his administration hanging by a thread. What a pair of toads for even thinking of it. ”

Tounge in cheek

Two Things

Ta-Rah-Rah-Boom-Tee-A How did she get that way? It was the boy next door He laid her on the floor And then to her surprise She saw her belly rise Ta-Rah-Rah-Yay! I found myself singing that schoolboy ditty just now while getting some coffee.  To the best of my knowledge, I haven't thought of that deal since Boy Scout Camp in '44.  WTF?  I think this has something to do with "M Theory." Here's something else I don't get. Unplugged At least once a week I see a picture of a girl with a massively long tongue, posted by guys who caption it something like "my new girlfriend," or "every man's dream."   Huh?  I can see how a lesbian would appreciate that "package;" or a girl over a man with that tongue; but men?  I'd be afraid that she might get  carried away and block my wind pipe.  I mean, there's no finding a Heimlich maneuver in the back seat of a car.  At least the roll-over girl has gone to the trouble of training hers.  The mind boggles  there.  *shudder*

Kids who vote Democrat

As Long As You're Happy. Cough. Wheeze

We'll be dead soon, sigh. But as long as you're happy

"Through Work There is Joy; Click Click" - MAO

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-在工作中有喜悅。 American business has become a gray area. As in hair color. Call it the new American nightmare: Running out of money in retirement is scaring the hell out of record numbers of older workers, forcing them to stay in the workforce. Now 80 is the new 60 when it comes to retirement. Many older workers who finally clock out have sharply underestimated their financial needs in retirement, raising the specter of personal financial disaster. “Most clients are about to turn 60 or right after it, preparing for retirement, and their concern [is]: Are they going to have enough money to live through retirement?” said Jeff Speight, a financial planner and manager at Tanglewood Wealth Management. “Their main problem is, they don’t understand what to do.” [Full] Let it be known, and remembered: Paul Ryan Booed At AARP For Attacking 'Obamacare'

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Spying on Merkel

Oh My He has been spying on Angela Merkel ;

Colbert, behind the lines without a uniform

Democrat Media Monkeys  Told You! The Colbert Report Get More: Colbert Report Full Episodes,Video Archive Steven Colbert  is a more wickedly smart  media provocateur than even Jon Stewart.  He's funnier than Stewart, and his identity here is  one of an outwardly independent observer with a conservative bent; but don't be fooled.   During last night's show he acknowledges the obvious (Obama and Obamacare are dismal failures),  and then uses it to discredit us who may properly proclaim: "Hey you stupid Liberal morons, if you would judge us by the content of our argument, and not by the color of our avatar, you wouldn't find yourself  strumming your tiny chubbies in public so often "