Thursday, December 26, 2013

I know how she's about to feel

Oh My




Tuesday, December 24, 2013

Christmas at Home

It's On!



As seen

Santa's Pit Stop



What I See                                
               



HO HO-HO


Monday, December 23, 2013

Traditional Christmas

One Stop Hummers



Suck Dynasty

Oh My




General Petty Officer 5th Class Skyhawker Doug

Get to use the same card this year

The Johnson's Annual Greeting




Sauce Gilds the Lilly

“
Sauce Gilds This Lily

Getting ready for tomorrow's family Christmas.  Made the Indoor pulled pork recipe, with one change. The written instructions offer two sauces; this time I tried number 2,  and horry clap!  This stuff is so good that I could drink it,  except I'd get a UTI sure as hell.  I'm not going to pull it until tomorrow; hope it doesn't dry out any, because it's Five Stars as it is. 

South Carolina Mustard BBQ Sauce

  •  ½ cup of defatted juices
  • ½ cup white vinegar
  • 1 cup yellow mustard
  • ¼ cup packed light brn sugar
  • ¼ cup Worcestershire sauce
  • 2 tsp hot sauce
  • 1 tsp salt
  • 1 tsp pepper
HO Ho HO


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Balls


art is everywhere

I don't need no stinking art gallery


I forgot who sent this cat playing with balls pic, but the caption was "Should Have Been a Norman Rockwell Cover," or some such.  Yes, had he lived it's probable that Mr Rockwell would have been influenced by our toxic culture.  Reminded my of the rollover that's hanging in the Loover,



The Duck That Got Way

When Democrats are in charge                                               


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[...] This is what happened.  The whole idea of the show was to parade these nouveau riche Christian hillbillies around so that we could laugh at them. "Look at them," we were supposed to say.  "Look how backward they are!  Look what they believe!  Can you believe they really live this way and believe this stuff?  See how they don't fit in? HAHAHA"

When the producers saw the way the show was shaping up, different than they envisioned it, they tried to change course.  They tried to get the Robertson's to tone down their Christianity, but to their eternal credit they refused.  They tried to add fake cussin' to the show by inserting bleeps where no cussword was uttered.  At best, they wanted to make the Robertson's look like crass buffoons. At worst they wanted them to look like hypocrites.

They desperately wanted us to laugh at the Robertsons.  Instead, we loved them. [Full]


Tangentially related .. this reminds me of the Clarence Thomas affair.  Aftermath polls showed that 66%—across the board; Blacks, Whites, Women, Men, Democrat and Republican—66% thought Clarence Thomas was being truthful and Anita Hill the liar.  Hollywood kicked in with references on TV sitcoms and stand up comedy about what a liar Thomas was, and before you know it, the polls reversed themselves.  Which of course demonstrates just how dedicated to the Liberal cause our media are.  And why we have this government. 
Sir H

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Sunday, December 22, 2013

Hillary Hot Pants

Oh My




Saturday, December 21, 2013

Big Splash



What I See
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This pic is just fantastic.  Don't think it's got a title or anything.  Just a great snap of a sunrise in Sweden someplace.

First time I saw it I thought of Valhalla and Thor and all the Norse gods for some odd reason . .  prob'ly the Nordic connection.

Majestic . . . like a giant throne or castle or something, compelling, a good use for the word awesome.  - Ron Metzger

Nah ...


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A head that looks like ... something

CAPTION




Hair Removal

Oh My



As seen

Ancient Japanese Matchlocks

War and Boobys





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BLUE FOOTED BOOBIES


It’s not all about qualification. I’m speaking as a female Marine Iraq war vet who did serve in the combat zone doing entry checkpoint duty in Fallujah, and we worked with the grunts daily for that time.
When I deployed, we’d hardly been in the country a few weeks before one of our females had to be sent home because she’d gotten pregnant
All the branches still have different standards for females and males. Why? Because most women wouldn’t even qualify to be in the military if they didn’t have separate standards. Men and women are different, but those pushing women into combat don’t want to admit that truth.

They huff and puff about how women can do whatever men can do, but it just ain’t so. We’re built differently, and it doesn’t matter that one particular woman could best one particular man. The best woman is still no match for the best man, and most of the men she’d be fireman-carrying off the battlefield will be at least 100 lbs heavier than her with their gear on.

Women are often great shooters but can’t run in 50-80 lbs of gear as long, hard, or fast as men.  Military training is hard enough on men’s bodies; it’s harder on women’s.  And until women stop menstruating, there will always be an uphill battle for staying level and strong at all times.  No one wants to talk about the fact that in the days before a woman’s cycle, she loses half her strength, to say nothing of the emotional ups and downs that affect judgment. And how would you like fighting  ...  – From a Female Combat Vet


James Webb's seminal argument (Women Can't Fight), about women in the military academies, covered much of the same ground in 1979.  
Plebes do not "brace up" in the mess hall or in the corridors of Bancroft Hall. It is now a punishment, limited to fifteen minutes maximum, to require plebes to do what they once did as a basic activity for a year: stand at attention.

....one first-classman I spoke to was reprimanded by his company commander during the first week of academic year, traditionally the most rigorous week of the entire year for plebes, because he had "upset" a female plebe. JAMES WEBB
The military banned the sale of that Washingtonian magazine, November issue,  at all military outlets.

A Lt. Cdr friend, who was Naval Academy staff,  told me that the fallout had made it a career ending decision to even discuss women at the Academy.  Women in combat had yet to occur, but of course you could read the tea leaves.  Influential Democrat Rep Pat Schroeder had made full integration of women into all levels of military service her personal war.

But that's not want to say about that picture.

If you haven't already thought it yourself, the point is wasted.  That picture says everything.
Think Blue Footed Booby at mating time The human male is in mating mode 365 days a year.  You (men) can almost feel the tensions created here.  You've anticipated the man-code violations that must be dealt with here.  The  problems are deep, and constitute a potentially dangerous situation in any combat theater.   If we must have women in combat for PC reasons, then form Amazon battalions. 


  Aside - Barn Army personnel are excluded,  and are encouarged to co-mingle when approoptiate.

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The SEED


What I See


That's Cosmic, Man

Friday, December 20, 2013

Waiting For Santa

Michelle Obama- Douche of the Year




“ Michelle Obama- Douche of the Year
Awarded to Michelle Obama  for urging women to

" make it a Christmas treat around the table to talk about a little health care. You know, ring in the new year with a -- new coverage."

What a douche.


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Catherine Tate

   At The Cinema                           



Catherine Tate Show

In her award-winning BBC sketch comedy show, acid-tongued British comedienne Catherine Tate's famous characters are on parade, including eyebrow-raising granny Joannie "Nan" Taylor, lazy youngster Lauren Cooper and more.


I just discovered Catherine Tate and have been in immersion.  As talented as Tracy Ullman, IMO;  a nice lighthearted break from Obamaland.  I watch on Netflix (COMMENTS BELOW) , but YouTube offers several clips. 

Brilliant. If you arent absolutely in love with this show by the second episode, you probably never will be. She is pure comic genius. 99 out of 99 members found this review helpful

I love this show! Catherine Tate is hilarious! Please please please put it back on instant watch!

29 out of 29 members found this review helpful This show is awesome. Pulling it off instant is the perfect example of Netflix dropping the ball. Happens all too often.

This show is SO good I recommend finding the seasons and BUYING them. Dont waste your time waiting for them in the mail. You'll probably end up wanting to own them any way. ...read more

*It's back on Instant Watch

St Augustine Agonistes


La la la la la .....

"Always take the easy way" - Some Guy

Some years ago I confessed here that my attempts to read St. Augustine's "Confessions," were summed up by the margin notes in my text book (facsimile above).  I bought the Great Books of Western Civilization (ranked number one civilization in the world)  series many moons ago, and have been working my way through them for 40+ years.  Confessions is not the first, nor only work which greatness exceeds my ken (Ptolemy, Copernicus and Kepler evidently require an understanding of Algebra) , but dammit, St. Augustine?

A few days ago I was looking for something else and landed on the "Spark Notes" page.  I got through high school using Cliff Notes;  and Classic Comics; Spark appears to be the same; difference being that Spark is free on line.  So, in a matter of a few hours I am able to pass Augustine's Confessions (Spoiler: he fornicated a lot  and stole pears)  You're welcome. (Srsly, it was worth the journey, now I can read the book- if I want).

Next Road to Discovery adventure: How to Insert a Foley catheter in a woman