Earning your support

I didn't know why I bought these things along with my Cinnamon Bark, but now I do.  Instead of pandering for a few measly dollars via Pay Pal to help my sick mother get a transplant, I'm going to do the American thing, and earn your money.  For instance, today I'm offering last night's actual left-over mashed potatoes in a gel cap (really good home made kind).  Cost: Just $10.00.  Also available, ''Tuna Surprise.'' Thank you, and supplies are limited.