Tuesday, May 09, 2006

Immigration Law and Screen Door Companies
I  happened to notice the blogger ads that Cracker has on his site.  STG, I thought at first that this was some very fine satire, but no.  The Immigration Lawyer in MD - who specializes in immigration and personal injury suits?  Bwahaaaaaa.  The $495 Green Card is a beauty. Here's two of the menu items:

Green Card through Marriage: 
$795 flat fee
Asylum:
$1,600 flat fee
At any rate, Cracky has made so much money from these ads that he spends his days on a Tahitian beach,  blogging only when his attendants are off harvesting coconut for his pina coladas.  I might  have to try it.

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