Charlotte attacks Catholic Church

Charlotte Church will probably deny being ravaged by syphilis.

The U.S. publishing company Ignatius Press has refused to sell any works by Welsh singer Charlotte Church after she called German-born Pope Benedict XVI a Nazi and mocked the Catholic Church...Church, dubbed the "Voice of an Angel" before she turned her talents to popular music, also dressed up as a nun and pretended to hallucinate while eating "communion" wafers imprinted with smiling faces signifying the drug Ecstasy. She smashed open a statue of the Virgin Mary to reveal a can of hard cider inside, said she worshiped "St. Fortified Wine," and stuck chewing gum on a statue of the child Jesus.  - [Madonna's Jesus-Mocking Routines Drawing Imitators, But Charlotte Church?] Entertainers, successful entertainers, have a keen sense for what is expected of them by audiences, but also booking agents, promoters, and peers.  The two biggest crowd pleasers amongst the canker blossem set are currently any attack on President Bush, or the Catholic Church (in its role as the Christian sect most intractable in not caving in to screeching secularists).  Madonna may be ex-communicated by the church, which will no doubt bring her favorable media attention, but will also likely be her last thought before slipping off into the darkness, for whatever that might be worth.  But Charlotte Church?  The girl I would bring home to meet mom?  Dammit Charlotte, if I was in the habit of buying your music, I'd stop.  Since I'm not, I'll settle  for drawing a mustache on your puss. No wait.  Those pictures I promised never to show anyone?  Bitch.