Sunday, August 06, 2006

Charlotte attacks Catholic Church

Charlotte Church will probably deny being ravaged by syphilis.
The U.S. publishing company Ignatius Press has refused to sell any works by Welsh singer Charlotte Church after she called German-born Pope Benedict XVI a Nazi and mocked the Catholic Church...Church, dubbed the "Voice of an Angel" before she turned her talents to popular music, also dressed up as a nun and pretended to hallucinate while eating "communion" wafers imprinted with smiling faces signifying the drug Ecstasy. She smashed open a statue of the Virgin Mary to reveal a can of hard cider inside, said she worshiped "St. Fortified Wine," and stuck chewing gum on a statue of the child Jesus.  - [Madonna's Jesus-Mocking Routines Drawing Imitators, But Charlotte Church?]

Entertainers, successful entertainers, have a keen sense for what is expected of them by audiences, but also booking agents, promoters, and peers.  The two biggest crowd pleasers amongst the canker blossem set are currently any attack on President Bush, or the Catholic Church (in its role as the Christian sect most intractable in not caving in to screeching secularists). 

Madonna may be ex-communicated by the church, which will no doubt bring her favorable media attention, but will also likely be her last thought before slipping off into the darkness, for whatever that might be worth.  But Charlotte Church?  The girl I would bring home to meet mom?  Dammit Charlotte, if I was in the habit of buying your music, I'd stop.  Since I'm not, I'll settle  for drawing a mustache on your puss.

No wait.  Those pictures I promised never to show anyone? 

Bitch.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

What is it w/Catholics??? Oh. Wait. Marilyn Manson's a protestant. Never mind.... Juice

Jake said...

day. Never has the music business been more competitive or cut throat.
Singers now use outrages statements to get noticed otherwise they will sink into oblivion.

Trading MP3s is the best way to protest trashy music tactics.

MoFiZiX Gr4FiX said...

Why doesn't she just have herself nailed to a cross and placed upside down in a bucket of urine. I here that passes as "acceptable" art these dayz. Damned shame, And she was a cutie too.

Rodger the Real King of France said...

Mother Super says she's on drugs. Betcha.

Anonymous said...

I dont care if the twat is smoking camel shit laced with pcp there is no excuse for her conduct. I am sick to death of every bitch that has a flaggin career or wanting to be a big hit denigrating the Church.I hope the skank gains 300 lbs.Whats the name of the new religion that madonna is Hawking now? Let's see it sounds Like Car pile Up or something like that.Now this cheap trollop Charlotte Church has to get in on the action.Maddonna is desperately seeking a spritual life and it has been right in front of her all the time.She needs repentance confession and absolution and return to the Girl that brought her to the dance.Darn sounded like my mother God bless her.

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